>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Cara Delevingne standing there
Wat do???
Walk into your bedroom
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T-thanks..
Y-y-ou too...
Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away
Etc...
kill her because she has entered my property
Get my tweezers and start the 18 hour process of removing her 4million surplus eyebrow hairs
Probably push her to her knees and piss on her face
We don't know each other so I'd be suspicious but if she's down to bone til my junk gives out then I'm game. Otherwise she can stay til someone picks her up
tell her to get her shitty acting, loli-ass face out my room, so i can cuddle up with my dakimakura and suck its dildo attachment
Push her over and worship her feet
Ask WTF she's doing in my room. Call the cops and charge her for trespassing and breaking and entering.
YELL RAPE TILL MY SPHINCTER BREAKS
tackle
rip her clothes off
choke hold
fuck
cum on face
drag her to bath
clean her up
tie her to bed for tomorrows adventure
Shave her eyebrows.
Give her a pair of tweezers and a book on eyebrow maintenance
Probably use the opportunity and get to know each other? Have a nice lil conversation and chill.
You guys are trying way too hard to end up on /r/Sup Forums. Good lord.
turn 360 degrees and walk out of the room
ask how they managed to get the head of a 12 yo girl on the body of a 10 yo boy
Put my finger in my pooper and piss all over the ceiling
Consult my wife in the best course of action.
actually?
>get startled, step back, process the situation for a few seconds before recognising her and then ask "what the fuck are you doing in my room?"
not looking for a serious answer?
>Suck her feminine dick.
Turn 360° and walk away
Make a couple dozen trademark crazy faces at her, then pic related.
Push her over
Get the rope out of my closet and the ball gag from the box under my bed
Tie her up then ball gag her
Bang her while all I can hear is her mmphs and moans
These threads never let me down.
Marry her
Those eyebrows. I'd rather fuck someone's granny with a beard than fuck Cara Delevingne.
>"Y-Y-you t-too!"
>slip on spaghetti
>curl up in fetal postion
>fart and cum in unison
>"oh god, im blowing this!"
Wonder how she got got into my house, ask her if she wants to lay in my hammock, then it would be a toss up between eviscerating her and raping her.
Or i would put down the bottle of vodka and give up drinking as i am clearly hallucinating...
ask her to pass the soya sauce
Neither of those things would happen. If you drink vodka, you're either a 14 year old girl, or a massive faggot.
Agreed. This.
Ask her why so serious...
Grab her pussy
oooooohhh i'm not gonna kill ya, i'm just gonna hurt ya really really bad
Or you're too poor to know what good vodka tastes like. And yeah, i will take a side you your dick.
well clearly i made a time machine, because i let her go when she was 6.
Say hi lol. My sister went to school with her, seems nice, only met her a few times
I love doing this in my spare time
M-m-mom!
t-t-t-theres a g-g-g-girl in my room!!
so first id grab my penny coat and cane that i keep in my rooms entrance, because i like to pretend to be elderly, so i dress up in makeup and an old mans get up and go to a retirement home. put that shit on. next i would grab the bowl of Werthers Mints on my night stand. Now ill say "Hey there little girl what bring a pretty girl like you to my little home" all said in Samuel L Jacksons smooth voice.
Do a sexy photoshoot and ask her out to fiveguys.
sedate her again...
I got dubs. It will happen.
take some photos of her
then fuck
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT NORMIE
then proceed to shit myself and chase her out with the poopie