Hello /b

Hello /b,
what keeps you going?

food converted to energy

Grapefruit

the fact i'm ''8/10'' (rated from /soc/) and also have a 9/10 (also /soc/) boypussi. Good 'nuff for me

The hope that eventually I will earn enough money to do something other than continue to earn money.

grapefruit is nice

Porn and ravioli

any ideas what that other might be? or you gonna cross that bridge when you get there

I have never been ambitious when it came to life goals. I merely want to be able to afford my habits and hobbies. I've never been financially stable enough to afford a relationship (28 yr-old) and I might put some effort into that.

furious masturbating

>what keeps you going?

Inertia, mostly. And alcohol. And debt. And someone has to take care of my cats.

telepathy practice is interesting

don't you feel like you're already too damn old? i know i do and im only 21.

Beam me a number sequence, Scotty. I'll paste it in here. Go go go.

i love Jesus

Nature, and the study of history

how does alcohol affect your life , have been thinking about it from time to time but never tried it

been there but doesn't really work for me ,but i understand that it works for others

Coffee, keeping my dwelling clean, looking forward to Breath of the Wild, buying amiibo and upgrading my battle station slowly. I'm hyped for those Zelda amiibo on the 2nd. Manchild reporting in.

Handjobs and death metal

self-preservation

That feeling never goes away. Let it drive you to better yourself.

Test

dude, youve just turned old enough to legally drink alcohol. everyone, at all stages of their life, feels old, because all theyve got to compare it to is how they felt when they were younger. youll be 40 looking back and thinking how stupid you were to feel old, only to then turn 60 and think the same shit again. it only stops when the demtina kicks in and you forget what age is.

I'm a masochist

Decent job with good people and alcohol at my free time keeps me going

Waking up in the morning to a nice hot beverage, looking at the beautiful land and fantasizing the empire I'm building.

looking forward to getting drunk to deal with work, to make enough money to live and get drunk.

well anons, you've put me to thought for sure , but generally speaking when i've though about the future yeah maybe i will eventually get out of the ugly position im in but then what have a nice job (don't really like the idea of a family cause im a shitty person) get older (that sucks health problems being anble to do so many stuff) get a house decor it as you like live life be as social as you can but then again that's all ? older people had something like a war to fight but younger people what? if you're not smart enough to invent things / improve life/ take science further you're just a normal pal living a normal life and then you die. :/ (this may sound really idiotic etc. but don't know how to explain this feeling quite right)

excuse my shitty structure of wording / grammar /vocabulary errors

hope

That one day, hopefully, we witness an extraterrestrial invasion of Earth.

>b me coming home from work unannounced
>strange truck in my driveway
>ready for end of marriage fight with my 5'2 cutie B cup wifey for having some fucking dude over
>stomp into backyard, see my wife laughing it up with some fine as fuck blondie 5'6 petite a cup with a bangin ass
>Apparently they were having a play date with my kids and hers, I introduce myself visibly flustered
>she keeps looking at me and smiling, then quickly looking away
>holy fuck she wants me
>In the coming weeks I may actually get my first 3-way in ten years, or at least some hot blonde strange
>enough to keep me going for a bit longer

Any advice on how to fuck my wife's hot friend would be much appreciated, been out of the game for too long.

That special someone. She makes me smile, one day i will be with her.

this right here

pay her

ok let me roll it back a bit cause now i see my comments and feel like an even more retarded,
so where i was going with this ...basically how can you achieve your goals what ever those are i can't seem to be able to do anything other than procrastinating&getting even more retarded by the day i want to turn my life around but can't seem to be able to even the basic things that all other people are perfectly capable of maybe i lack the discipline to stick with anything or being lazy thrash... idk even where im going with this xD

hope this thread gets deleted and i go back to my suffering

My life right now

I'm 24 years old I made roughly $80,000 this year, I live in downtown Boston, I have a solid circle of about 5 friends who I hang out with almost every weekend going out drinking/doing coke/molly/etc to local bars/clubs, I enjoy my job, I work with kids who are assholes but lovable, and as far as I can tell I have at least another few years before this stops.