LANAFAGS BTFO

IT FUCKING FLOPPED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LESS THAN 2M VIEWS IN TWO HOURS AHHAHAHAHAH

TIME TO PACK YOUR BAGS FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAH

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official vid has 1.8mil views, but you know that already Schlomo.

it was uploaded two days ago, it's still shit for someone who's had major success in the past

>a has-been at 31
Kek.

Who gives a fuck anyway?

I know you're obsessed with bullshit (((numbers))) but it's a great song still if it had 2 views.

Fuck off with your HollyJew bullshit.

JewTube hasn't put it on the front page and it's not on trending videos.

Looks like Lana didn't pay YT jews money for promotion or she gave Apple some exclusives and Google's butthurt.

She's back, baby! This album will be one of the biggest ever if the rest of the songs are even half-as-good as Love.

Buttmad haters can go back to sucking dick.

>wahhhhhhh it's a gweat song
No It fucking is not you deluded faggot, it's formulaic dogshit from Lana Del Rey.

Why are Sup Forums so obsessed with this mediocre pop star? They don't seriously think the term "degenerate" doesn't apply to Lana do they?

Most people don't play the audio on YouTube. They only turn to YouTube when it's a music video. If this video doesn't have 5+ million views by the end of tomorrow then there's a problem. 500k in 2 hours is a lot, user.

why the Jews hate her so much bros?

>If this video doesn't have 5+ million views by the end of tomorrow then there's a problem.
No one gives a shit.

This type of propaganda only works on the rap crowd.

Fuck off shills.

she said something nice about Trump on twitter also she's obsessed with Elon Musk which is a typical Trumpfag obsession

ie: she's not under the control of the (((mainstream music industry))).

She should tour with Kanye.

And yet she still manages to be as unremarkable as those who are

What?

that's a lot of views for 2 hours

LITERALLY WHO

it's really not for a major pop singer, Pewdiepie gets more views in less than an hour

she is trending
and its just the audio LOL

B-BUT MY LANA IS STILL A STAR!

t. (pic related)

>lana will never be your gf
>ywn smell her hair
>kiss her neck
>kiss yer cute lips

>has barely gotten any views in one hours
she's done.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't LDR the prototypical example of an industry plant and the artist that kinda' started the whole (((INDUSTRY PLANT))) meme on Sup Forums?

Like, we call a lot of people industry plants, but isn't she actually an honest-to-god industry plant?

Jews and their (((numbers))).

Almost certainly bogus, but vulgar either way. The opposite of art.

She looks like a man with make up.

I mean, I thought so originally too.

Don't know what happened. But there are definetly shills on here who go out of their way to slander her literally everyday.

Did she get out of pocket a la Kanye or something?

take that back you ho/mu/sexual

It's mainly false flagging to get her talked about on here, they desperately want her to become another grimes or st. vincent

not enough people care about her tho

the whole Lana is a industry plant meme started because she had major success after she had plastic surgery which made her look like a puppet therefore a product and overall made her look fake. Calling her industry plant is actually ironic because her personality is quite the oposite of that of an industry plant.

And how would they allow a industry plant to get fat.

>It's mainly false flagging to get her talked about on here, they desperately want her to become another grimes or st. vincent
nice try Schlomo.


She's literally 1000x more popular than either of those Jew puppets.

alot of people on here care about her, heck she was "the queen of Sup Forums" a few years ago.

also

not on here Dumb Dumb, which is why her fan is desperately trying to make her into a meme

Schlomo, move on.

We know et al. you shill Grimes/St. Vincent/Beyonce/Sun Kill Moon et al. on here everyday. You're not fooling anybody.

And the top 40 crowd is much better. Get over yourself.

the top40 and rap crowd are starting to become the same thing considering how there are more and more top40 rap songs.

but either way this song will not become a top40 hit.

and Lana will never join the ranks of those mentioned "musicians" no matter how hard you try, poor that

better start preparing your next batch of posts. you have a lot of work ahead of you!

you clearly don't know shit about Sup Forums waifus if you think Lana isn't popular on here,

Aren't you supposed to make a thread about how waifufags ruin this board?

top 40?


bwahahahaha.....what is it 1988? What an antiquated concept.

And besides, we know Hollywood/mainstream music industry is centralized and colluded.

OF COURSE IT WON"T BE A (((HIT))). I'm sure Conde Nast posing as Pitchfork will give it a 4.2 . I'm sure there will be no (((Grammys))) in her future.

We get it.

You think those plastic-sculpted lips haven't sucked the necessary Jew cock to get ahead in the game?

the entire fractional reserve banking system can't buy soul. It's pretty amazing really.

This is actually a really good song.

This is the worst Sup Forums thread I've seen in a while.

>young and in love
>is neither

>you are only allowed to write about what to are right now

We're not the fucking Grammys CUNT. (((Numbers))) don't determine worth

Shut the fuckkk upppppppppppppppppppppp

>views haven't been updating for 4 hours
they're after her

>kick her neck

would so much

Last time Courtney had talent was when she had Kobain's cock in her ass. She never had a single good song. She became famous by fucking a famous guy. She accomplished nothing.

LDR is completely opposite and has 100x more fans. They shouldn't be mentioned in the same sentence.

It's just one Sup Forumstard. He's been making the rounds on /mu for the last week or so (ever since the Grammys) acting like a retarded sperg while posting random racist slurs against Jewish people. Report his rule-breaking posts for what they are and move on.

should've known only a Sup Forums would be dumb enough to like ldr

you're just another retard who thinks that Sup Forums posters are different from the rest of Sup Forums posters. the overlap is huge. you should fuck off back to plebbit if truth and facts bother you.

youtube.com/watch?v=GcHHZDI_C80
Just end me

>you're just another retard who thinks that Sup Forums posters are different from the rest of Sup Forums posters.
No - just you. You are your very own breed of retarded sperg. It's no wonder Sup Forums kicked you out.

I don't even post to Sup Forums you fucking retard. But you obviously get trieggered easily you dumb special snowflake libtard. This site is not a fucking safe space for your kind. can't take it? gtfo!

>I don't even post to Sup Forums you fucking retard.
Not any more you don't. ;)

>But you obviously get trieggered easily
Lol honey, did I hit a nerve?

>This site is not a fucking safe space for your kind.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

I'm not your honey, degenerate. go fucking kys.

>t r i g g e r e d
Lol I finally figured you out.

Who are you? How did Lana hurt you? Why do you keep making these threads?

she looks skinny. fat lana memester BTFO :^)

I literally only listen to NSBM and you should too

>It's a how can the Jews shove co-opted indie stars shilling degenerate trash down their throats if Lana keeps fucking it up by distracting them with actual thoughtful music episode.

Hey Sup Forums guess what?

I'm gay and enjoying listening to the gayest songs I can find and there's nothing you can do about it. :^)

Hey Sup Forumstard, not everything is a Jewish conspiracy. Hell, Jews are the ones who made Lana famous. Her rich daddy bought her musical career.

>Calling her industry plant is actually ironic because her personality is quite the oposite of that of an industry plant.
Her personality is as fake and manufactured as her music.
>And how would they allow a industry plant to get fat.
They let her get fat because she's quickly losing relevancy. Ultraviolence was her commercial peak.

Wow look another lana thread, where you can't actually discuss music.

It's just a bunch of people with pitchforks screaming at each other.

>poor that

get the fuck back to ATRL you shitbag ariana stan

t. Howard Stefowitz Hollywood, CA

they do this shit on purpose. they kill any thoughtful discussion.


MJ was 100% correct, they want to control the ENTIRE music industry.

>mfw some Lana superfan thinks jews are trying to smear her
>mfw this superfan is too retarded to realize that Lana is a jew puppet

KYS OP Lana is more talented than any shit kicking indie-screamo bullshit you listen to on soundcloud anyway.

>>mfw some Lana superfan thinks jews are trying to smear her
you're doing it right now.
>mfw this superfan is too retarded to realize that Lana is a jew puppet

Frankly, I'm sort of amazed she's NOT a jew plant. Didn't see this coming.

AKA Lizzy Grant > Ultraviolence > Honeymoon > Born to Die > Paradise

rank em

>t. Howard Stefowitz Hollywood, CA
Wow, what a great argument. Really activates my almonds.
>they do this shit on purpose. they kill any thoughtful discussion.
Lana threads have always been full of shitposting and insults, you fucking newfag. Go back to Sup Forums and don't return.
>MJ was 100% correct, they want to control the ENTIRE music industry.
Yes, the Jews control the music industry and they're pushing Lana Del Rey onto the masses. She's another puppet. You're getting played, you retard. Some shitposting on Sup Forums isn't hurting her success in anyway.

>do some googling to see if there really is a Lana Del Rey smear campaign
>she's still commercially successful
>all of the major media outlets still give her positive coverage
>it turns out the "smear campaign" the Sup Forumstard is talking about is some shitposting on Sup Forums
This is even sillier than I thought. So the Jews control everything and want to destroy Lana's career but instead of using the media to destroy her they're using Sup Forums? Are you fucking serious? That's the stupidest conspiracy theory I've ever heard of. Why aren't the Jews using their infinite power to cause real damage to her career? Why are they wasting their time on Sup Forums? Do you huff paint when you aren't masturbating to Lana's duck lips?

Ultraviolence > Honeymoon > Born to Die > Paradise > AKA Lizzy Grant

>but instead of using the media to destroy her they're using Sup Forums? Are you fucking serious?
This IS the media in 2017.

But you know that.

>MJ was 100% correct, they want to control the ENTIRE music industry.

Boy what? I just want to talk about her music without people chiming in with half ass arguments about her "numbers" or her weight.

UV>HM>P>BTD>LG

>MJ was 100% correct, they want to control the ENTIRE music industry.

youtu.be/Tjy5RmmXb2Y

You didn't answer any of my questions. How much paint do you huff? If there really is a smear campaign why isn't she being hit where it hurts? She's still selling well and getting positive coverage from major media outlets. Some negative media coverage would cause more damage than shitposting. If shitposting on Sup Forums was truly more powerful than the media then Twenty One Pilots wouldn't have a career and Death Grips would be the biggest band in the world.

>If there really is a smear campaign why isn't she being hit where it hurts?
this is maybe the most influential website in the world


but you know that

Meanwhile kpop MVs from 2 kpop acts :

1) Twice
youtube.com/watch?v=8A2t_tAjMz8

2) BTS
youtube.com/watch?v=9DwzBICPhdM

Both get 13 Million views in only 1+ days and trend #1 and #2 in Western countries like the UK.

You still aren't answering my questions. Pathetic. It turns out your conspiracy really is as retarded as I thought. Sup Forums and Sup Forums are the only Sup Forums boards that have had a real impact on the world, Sup Forums hasn't accomplished much and you know that.

do you think we're all fucking idiots?

You don't think we notice the Beyonce/Annie Clark/Grimes/Sun Kill Moon/Lana is fat etc. threads you dopes make INCESSANTLY every fucking day?

Fuck off.
F

>youtube.com/watch?v=8A2t_tAjMz8

>Beyonce/Annie Clark/Grimes/Sun Kill Moon/Lana is fat etc. threads
Beyonce threads are full of hatred, Sun Kill Moon is getting a lot of threads right now because he just released a new album, Annie Clark threads and Grimes threads have been staples on Sup Forums for years. You sound like you've browsed Sup Forums for less than a month. You're the one who needs to fuck off.

Almost forgot to mention that Lana Del Rey has been widely hated on here ever since 2012 but that didn't stop her from becoming one of the biggest "indie" stars of the 2010s. Your conspiracy is total nonsense and you should feel deeply ashamed of yourself for being this stupid.

>>Beyonce/Annie Clark/Grimes/Sun Kill Moon/Lana is fat etc. threads
bingo....they're 'affiliated' artists.

>You don't think we notice the Beyonce/Annie Clark/Grimes/Sun Kill Moon/Lana is fat etc. threads you dopes make INCESSANTLY every fucking day?
Shareblue, CREW etc.

That's what they're doing now. Co-opting established cultural iconography.

Pol guy continue counter shilling the shills, we need more people doing that, using shill tatics against shills so they need to use their time against the counter shills and spend less time at shilling.

*When talking about Sup Forums and Sup Forums its called stealth marketing

yup. Look at the recent season of It's Always Sunny. Sun Kill Moon record no different. It's Soros money.

Your samefagging is pathetic, Sup Forumstard.

What?
If George Soros wanted to destroy Lana Del Rey her career would already be dead. All you do is spout paranoia, you haven't posted any facts or solid arguments. It makes no sense that Soros would use fucking Sup Forums to destroy Lana. Hell, these threads could be used to help her. Some idiot at pitchfork or huffingtonpost could write a puffpiece titled "Toxic Masculinity Strikes Again: Trolls Are Bodyshaming Lana Del Rey".

>'affiliated'
...with Lana's (((team))) no doubt.

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

This, Lana is a Jew puppet.

How the fuck do so many people get so delusional and paranoid? This thread is so painful to read.

I don't understand it either. "THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY LANA" conspiracy is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read on here and I've been on this board for years.

it's like throwing chum in the water. kek,

>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Every time.

Conspiracy or not, some shill has been making Lana is fat threads for the past two months

More recently it has spawned into Lana's career is dead