Valentines day edition
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got called an emo at zara today
Yank was so happy to make a thread
What an autist
>tfw no easy way to quantify my looks
that's tomorrow egghead
alright, almost at the bump limit now. let's make a new
>caring about valentine's day while not having a vagina
whatsamatteryou
Valentine's day is in 8 hours ajajajajajaj
might get my little cock sucked by an asian prozzie tomorrow to make me feel better
*sucks your cock while wearing a headband attached to two hearts with springs*
literally gotsanorespect
Stop watching anime
woah.................................
#wakeup
Alan, do you have a ladyboy ready for tomorrow
Pants feel too tight
Think I'm gonna die lads
the best british band is the police
debate me
that's not all of it
*forces your head*
THAT'S all of it.
lucky lad
How do I make friends who want to go to festivals and concerts
if you give a poor person $500 they will buy $500 worth of instant lotto scratch tickets and candy and beer
what should they buy?
essentials
or pay off bills/debts
or save/invest it.
Whack it in an index fund and retire
go to festivals and concerts
kneepads
no they wouldn't
t. poor person
Alone?
Why would anyone want to be friends with a guy who goes to social events alone?
Surely they'd think something is wrong with him
>his flag only has two colours
Sounds like you're projecting some insecurities there my friend
no one just hangs around in their tight little group anyway other than girls
just go and get really drunk/high and mess about.
if you're really worried about people not liking you bring some drugs with you
>the aussie who always tells people he's projecting
Would you be friends with someone who showed up to a concert alone?
When you're at a concert there's less stress on the social aspect, you're sitting and standing in one place most of the time
Festivals though, you'd have to be smashed to avoid the awkwardness
why do you even care about concerts and fetivals so much if you obviously are not the kind of person who does this stuff?
do you see this dumb shit on tv and facebook and think "ohhhhh wow me should go and be cool 2"
>being so touchy you think there's someone dedicated to telling you you're projecting
And yeah sure why not, shows a little confidence
Wouldn't mind chatting with Tom Watson. Seems like an all right bloke.
stop following me around and replying to every single one of my posts
i'm warning you
I'll give you a dark chocolate-cayenne massage for a (You).
Trust me, I'm (You)r Valentine.
Hang around in the toilets pretending to pee. Strike up a friendly conversation (perhaps about the festival/concert) and simply don't let it end, follow them back to their group. Don't let the person you arrived with be alone with any other member of the group though, or he might tell them you met in the bathroom and latched onto him.
This vid is about infiltrating a social group in a restaurant but it may also help:
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A what?
this guy just reminded me that Carnaval is coming up soon
you should go to that autist leaf
always loads of fun and you can get plastered and roll around with qts in the snow.
once projected a pic of my willy in the computer lab because no one was there
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It must have blown up to a whole 6 inches
post una vela memes please
great post thanks mexican
mental to imagine if France invested heavily in its Indian colonies while Britain instead was stuck dumping money to fight pissy rebels in the Americas if France had never intervened.
>cider
>going to zara in the first place.
Depressing.
Mouth Silence > Mouth Moods > Mouth Sounds
leafposting cease at once please
Yankee doodle sing that song
come play sum tunes lads
>flirting with a girl at work despite (harmless, im in a relationship)
>other guy at wotk asks her on a date.
>she says yes
>haven't flirted with her since.
How come im okay with flirting when im in a relationahip but for some reason get put off when a girl is in one?
>proprietary javascript
No thank you.
*gets the urge to sneeze but cant*
ah yes, wonderful.
neek
shockingly good post
basic male human instinct
t'would've been fun
just made this
it's meant to signify the omnipresent power the USA has over the UK
2007: nazis are out of shape illiterate redneck skinheads
2017: nazis are nudist bodybuilders who read esoteric philosophy and drink milk
The American Revolutionary "War" was just a minor theatre of the Napoleonic War.
We lost a bunch of colonies but won the war that mattered at the time. Maybe if Britain had seen the potential of those colonies genociding the natives, exploiting slaves for the agricultural industry and sitting out of two world wars until all that remained was loot, we'd have been more upset at them being stolen.
imagine if that happened
do americans really believe their country has power over anything
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got called a yanky danky doodle twat when I went to london
India would be civilized and full of half-french pussy
uuuhhhhhhHHHH
the Napoleonic war was decades after the Revolution dummy
I suppose "conservatism is the new counter culture" in that it's for edgy under-18s who don't read
get a load of this yanky danky doodle twat
>listen to old song on youtube
>view comments
>"I'm x years old and this is way better than Justin Beiber"
cancer
woah
because there are zero idiots or dumb kids or talking heads in the left.
people are just confuced because its all blowing up right now
THE COWNTAH CULTCHUH
>India
>civilised ever
Alri Pajeet
I'll slob on yer knob for 10 mayfair
not really but it's fun to be a cunt sometimes
baby boomers revealed against their conservative parents, now millenials and generation xyz are revealing against their liberal parents haha
t. poo street cleaner circa 2020
>revealed
>revealing
really makes you think
just woke up and can't go back to sleep. what do I do?
help
disgusting nails user here
seeing a dermatologist tomorrow
will he rip my nails out?
>7:30AM class
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
count sheep
The lwct was/still is the countwr culture for kids who dont read, ots just they are adults now.
My dad calls me a lefty liberal poof, but my little cousin calls me an alt--right male.
The line has just been moved so much no one knows who is who anymore
I meant the "War" of 1812.
your dad's a yank
watchu doin my boy
jAck off
This one?
show nails
Nah mate he'll just take pics and post them in /brit/ so we can all laugh at them.
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the rain started falling upwards tomorrow.
Ayy wachu doin my boy im taking a shit homie
really want to put my penis inside an asian vagina and ejaculate my sperm into her
bruce, moi son
yuo are bloke nao
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WTF is wrong with you pirates