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Valentines day edition

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got called an emo at zara today

Yank was so happy to make a thread

What an autist

>tfw no easy way to quantify my looks

that's tomorrow egghead

alright, almost at the bump limit now. let's make a new

>caring about valentine's day while not having a vagina

whatsamatteryou

Valentine's day is in 8 hours ajajajajajaj

might get my little cock sucked by an asian prozzie tomorrow to make me feel better

*sucks your cock while wearing a headband attached to two hearts with springs*

literally gotsanorespect

Stop watching anime

woah.................................
#wakeup

Alan, do you have a ladyboy ready for tomorrow

Pants feel too tight

Think I'm gonna die lads

the best british band is the police

debate me

that's not all of it
*forces your head*
THAT'S all of it.

lucky lad

How do I make friends who want to go to festivals and concerts

if you give a poor person $500 they will buy $500 worth of instant lotto scratch tickets and candy and beer

what should they buy?

essentials
or pay off bills/debts
or save/invest it.

Whack it in an index fund and retire

go to festivals and concerts

kneepads

no they wouldn't

t. poor person

Alone?

Why would anyone want to be friends with a guy who goes to social events alone?

Surely they'd think something is wrong with him

>his flag only has two colours

Sounds like you're projecting some insecurities there my friend

no one just hangs around in their tight little group anyway other than girls

just go and get really drunk/high and mess about.

if you're really worried about people not liking you bring some drugs with you

>the aussie who always tells people he's projecting

Would you be friends with someone who showed up to a concert alone?

When you're at a concert there's less stress on the social aspect, you're sitting and standing in one place most of the time

Festivals though, you'd have to be smashed to avoid the awkwardness

why do you even care about concerts and fetivals so much if you obviously are not the kind of person who does this stuff?

do you see this dumb shit on tv and facebook and think "ohhhhh wow me should go and be cool 2"

>being so touchy you think there's someone dedicated to telling you you're projecting

And yeah sure why not, shows a little confidence

Wouldn't mind chatting with Tom Watson. Seems like an all right bloke.

stop following me around and replying to every single one of my posts

i'm warning you

I'll give you a dark chocolate-cayenne massage for a (You).

Trust me, I'm (You)r Valentine.

Hang around in the toilets pretending to pee. Strike up a friendly conversation (perhaps about the festival/concert) and simply don't let it end, follow them back to their group. Don't let the person you arrived with be alone with any other member of the group though, or he might tell them you met in the bathroom and latched onto him.

This vid is about infiltrating a social group in a restaurant but it may also help:
youtube.com/watch?v=GljiuZpII9M

A what?

this guy just reminded me that Carnaval is coming up soon

you should go to that autist leaf
always loads of fun and you can get plastered and roll around with qts in the snow.

once projected a pic of my willy in the computer lab because no one was there

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It must have blown up to a whole 6 inches

post una vela memes please

great post thanks mexican

youtube.com/watch?v=KEH0quwa5-A

mental to imagine if France invested heavily in its Indian colonies while Britain instead was stuck dumping money to fight pissy rebels in the Americas if France had never intervened.

>cider

>going to zara in the first place.
Depressing.

Mouth Silence > Mouth Moods > Mouth Sounds

leafposting cease at once please

Yankee doodle sing that song

discord.gg/24kKXY8

come play sum tunes lads

>flirting with a girl at work despite (harmless, im in a relationship)
>other guy at wotk asks her on a date.
>she says yes
>haven't flirted with her since.

How come im okay with flirting when im in a relationahip but for some reason get put off when a girl is in one?

>proprietary javascript
No thank you.

*gets the urge to sneeze but cant*

ah yes, wonderful.

neek

shockingly good post

youtu.be/6jxDNRIvlTo

basic male human instinct

t'would've been fun

just made this

it's meant to signify the omnipresent power the USA has over the UK

2007: nazis are out of shape illiterate redneck skinheads

2017: nazis are nudist bodybuilders who read esoteric philosophy and drink milk

The American Revolutionary "War" was just a minor theatre of the Napoleonic War.

We lost a bunch of colonies but won the war that mattered at the time. Maybe if Britain had seen the potential of those colonies genociding the natives, exploiting slaves for the agricultural industry and sitting out of two world wars until all that remained was loot, we'd have been more upset at them being stolen.

imagine if that happened

do americans really believe their country has power over anything

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got called a yanky danky doodle twat when I went to london

India would be civilized and full of half-french pussy
uuuhhhhhhHHHH
the Napoleonic war was decades after the Revolution dummy

I suppose "conservatism is the new counter culture" in that it's for edgy under-18s who don't read

get a load of this yanky danky doodle twat

youtu.be/LmoWhZZwbRc

>listen to old song on youtube
>view comments
>"I'm x years old and this is way better than Justin Beiber"

cancer

woah
because there are zero idiots or dumb kids or talking heads in the left.

people are just confuced because its all blowing up right now

THE COWNTAH CULTCHUH

>India
>civilised ever

Alri Pajeet

I'll slob on yer knob for 10 mayfair

not really but it's fun to be a cunt sometimes

baby boomers revealed against their conservative parents, now millenials and generation xyz are revealing against their liberal parents haha

t. poo street cleaner circa 2020

>revealed
>revealing

really makes you think

just woke up and can't go back to sleep. what do I do?


help

disgusting nails user here
seeing a dermatologist tomorrow
will he rip my nails out?

>7:30AM class

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

count sheep

The lwct was/still is the countwr culture for kids who dont read, ots just they are adults now.

My dad calls me a lefty liberal poof, but my little cousin calls me an alt--right male.

The line has just been moved so much no one knows who is who anymore

I meant the "War" of 1812.

your dad's a yank

watchu doin my boy

jAck off

This one?

show nails

Nah mate he'll just take pics and post them in /brit/ so we can all laugh at them.

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the rain started falling upwards tomorrow.

Ayy wachu doin my boy im taking a shit homie

really want to put my penis inside an asian vagina and ejaculate my sperm into her

bruce, moi son
yuo are bloke nao

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WTF is wrong with you pirates