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Done it all so v wrong this month :/

first for tight 16 year old pussy

PLEASE

what to bet on NFL

>Thread song
>brazzers.com/watch?v=xUVz4nRmxn4
what did he mean by this?

xes evah

So you reckon its probably not worth it then? Was planning on it myself but was worried there wouldn't be any time for enjoying myself and it would be just babysitting the entire time

need Gimnastic like air to complete my Eibar + Chelsea draw + Gimnastic treble

would b awfully surreal

well you see when I started applying for it around September last year I wasn't even gambling like I am now, so I didn't take betting into account. I didn't want to miss 9 weeks of gambling really, especially since gambling seems to be getting less and less profitable by the day pmsl.
Every normal person I've spoke to has loved it though, and I'm even thinking of applying again desu.
It is full time babysitting though, you eat breakfast with the kids, do the daily activities with the kids, you sleep with them. Depending on your camp you'd only have weekends or maybe nights off. I also didn't wanna get there and hate it, and then have to slog through it for 9 weeks. Idk, if you can afford it going on one of the AmericaTrek's is probably better if you're set on going.

>you sleep with them
not into that desu

MLB bets for today
ADB U4.5
KCR O3.5
MT O3.5
WN U5.5
AB O3.5
PP O3.5
BRS O3.5
MM O2.5
BO O3.5

ill pass joao

I'm just sharing what I will do man.

who will let me down lads

There is a this new invetion called a proxy server lad

The problem isn't that online gambling is illegal. It's about not having the opportunity to do research at all.
Although I doubt the wifi would be reliable anyway.

Would love to have a North American /bet/ meetup. Been doing some research and Montreal is the perfect city. Cheap lodging, world class nightlife, legal betting, legal marijuana, and most importantly the best strip clubs in the world PMSL

Am screwed

3 sets?

phins, skins or jets

Lelphins and razorcaeks

>12pm
>Going to sleep at midday

Would be interested. Quebec city is also very good and probably a bit cheaper.

LUMPED on bengals handicaps

NEED a /bet/ meetup where we just go to a shitty country and go to games and smack misprices

or we could go to Eurovision too and trade mental sums

no idea why a /bet/ meet hasnt happened at all yet

It's happening in November, Manchester

I wanted to but it wouldnt unsuspend so got on GB instead, worried

Pmsl at Dackers

lump on now

What did he tip?

Gaydgers doing work

Down 250k this week and just lost a 5k roulette spin

tfw lost 33% of my roll this last week but NEED bengals -2.5 to come in

Kek.

I just got med stake on Bengals +2.5

INTER with a damn good lineup
must win game after two chokes.
worth a med

pmsl, any caps?

He's just deleted Facebook all his posts have vanished

PMSL

...

kek

How many times has it been this year now? The third time?

Delet this

He's still up a mil this year tbf

Absolute nonce

?

in all honesty, how profitable is mackers?

is joining the group worth it

>is joining the group worth it
Short term yes, long term no.

yes short term, no long term

why is this>?

get limited

Profit but limiting accounts

term, short yes, term long no

i see.

but i'm not really betting that large. my "max" bets are like £15

if pga costs you anything more than a small, just stick to free tipsters desu.

Euro bookies limit anyway, btw. Its more about what you bet on than the amount iirc?

>when you win 300k this year but you're still down half a milly

Really fancy a good bet lads, maybe a money train? Anyone got anything?

pmsl

have sex

got a blowjob earlier is that good enough for you mate?

Strange post, this

Did I or did I not tell you to have sex? Did you have sex? No?
Then fuck off

think you need to have sex pal

I'm not the one asking on the internet whether there's a really good bet going on.

do you know what this thread is for you fucking virgin, fight me in real life right now

Why would I have to fight you? I'm up 2k today

PMSL.

>tfw no @euanparktips

Not a common /bet/ poster, but decided to do a big £10 accy on the NFL every week this season for fun.

>7 games in all correct
>needed the saints to beat the raiders for the 8th win (of 13)
>Raiders pull that manly 2pt conversion (which I'm sure some of you are aware of)
>for whatever reason as soon as the Raiders basically steal the game a £50 cash out option pops up (cash out was disabled most of the evening)
>manage to net £40 just as the accy breaks

I'm sure this sounds casual as fuck but man it was a thrill, was terrified when it looked like the saints were gonna steal it back anyway after I cashed out.

fuck yes. bookies on suicide watch, never lost a serie A bet in a long while now.
just baught a nikon D3300 with bookies money.

who got on ?

Wasn't convinced entirely with the write up and only had a small on :/

Sounds to me like you need to have sex

BEGGING you to have sex

the best starting line-up for inter since 2012.

>tfw had the Chargers moneyline

>These Shillary odds
S H A K I N G

Betting newfag here
What's the best US site where I can bet on mandrama?

>bet on mandrama

Stan the man

o3.5 sets is the bet

Was on. Made me £110 profit. Nice way to end the weekend, cheers.

What do you want to bet on champ?

>people actual put money on her
i.4cdn.org/pol/1473627889456.webm

Daily reminder that Joe and the boys are laughing at you all

she been on the ket ?

she won't make it to the elections pmsl. time to go HUUEG on trump

Just any matches that I feel confident in knowing the winner. I haven't watched WWE in a month so I'm not betting on anything too soon, but I don't care enough about any real sport to bet on those.
I assumed Bovada had wrestling betting but I can't find it on the site.

Daily reminder TT and the boys are laughing at you all in the discord group

Give me odds of 1.7 or higher and I will put the sum of your entire roll on Hilary

>These odds for Hillary

She could be on life support and she will still win.

Bookies clueless.

>they don't know what Assange has up his sleeve to completely destroy Shillary before the election even starts
L O L

TT?

Nothing. The russians would have found it pal.
TennisTipster I'm assuming

I have a LARGE bet on her @ 1.95

Why?

>@ 1.95
How?
why what?

You fucked up son

Are you talking about Snowden? He already activated his dead man's switch via twitter btw, Assange is still in London. Russia is having a proper laugh watching all of this go down, they know the US is fucked either way.
Assange is basically waiting for the right moment to drop the bomb and blow Hillary out for good, would make no sense to do it now.

Is there anywhere I can bet on her collapsing during the debates?

A Trump Presidency would be the most favourable to Putin pal.
No I mean that if there was really anything incriminating the Russians who leaked her emails would have found it. If Assange really has anything on her, why wait? Why not release it now? How does it make sense to wait if it REALLY is incriminating and not just maybe slightly dodgy?