Trips decide what I do tonight
Trips decide what I do tonight
3 Viagara and handcuff yourself behind the back until tomorrow 7 a.m.
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Suck a homeless nigger's dick. Upload pics.
Find the nearest gloryhole and suck 2 cocks
Make a sign saying "Harambe done nothing wrong" and walk around your local streets, while singing tunes from The Lion King.
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~The circle of life~
Sleep outside naked
Cut your dick off, stick it up your ass and drown in cum.
>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
disembowel yourself
spritz over a photo of Elizabeth Taylor whilst on the roof of your house
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Fuck your dad
Suck off a babey
Jesus guys I'm not going to amputate anything
Close
become a crow. refuse to use language ever again and whenever you walk you must flap your arms as violently as possible.
Buy a load of munchies.
Smoke some weed.
Put on your favorite movie.
Shotgun a beer and kick back.
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Take 6 Viagara and go out to a bar wearing sweatpants and the smallest teeshirt in your house. Doesn't have to even be yours. Also, hit the local toy store and pick up a doll to carry around with you.
Kill yourself
Classic
get stoned
Shoot up heroin and attempt to order pizza
random massacre
roll
kill yourself
bludgeon a seal with a standard issue 18th century british policeman's cosh.
fuck a dog in a ditch, whilst calling it lassie
I have an apartment
well it will have to be done in a communal hallway or stairwell.
Sharpie in pooper
poop in your back lawn.
Go out on the street and ask the first chick you meet to punch you in the balls
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Dick in hot toaster, post pics
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read the complete works of Aristotle
Pen in the pee hole post pics
Kys
Smear poop in belly button post pics with time stamp
sharpie in pooper. pic and timestamp
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Try to go vegan, for exactly one night
Then get a peanut butter milkshake
burn down your house
sell all your possessions and spend it on cashew nuts.
eat your cat or dog
Text the girl your crushing on
corkscrew in urethra
Play a game of monopoly, entirely by yourself
That, or steal a pack of hot dogs from the shop and eat them while cackling in front of everyone
Dick in hot toaster pics with timestamp
Ask out a girl
Kill yourself
Watch every single episode of south park
overdose on heroin
call your parents and come out of the closet
slice open your nutsack and expose the testicles. Take pics and timestamp
shoot a bunch of people
Rollerino
Only two though. It's no fun if you die.
lick a guys ass
Hotsauce covered pen in the pisshole pics with timestamp
shoot at a trump protest crowd
get a life
Prepare a 3 pound steak and potatoes dinner for a homeless man
Get him the 20 dollar a six pack beer to wash it down with
fuck a hooker
kill someone
Roll
start making meth
re roll
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rape your mom
Shoot Ur foot xDDDDDDDDD
Eat shit like creamy chocolate pudding post pics with time stamp
rerollerino
tigerbalm on your balls
this
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this
You best deliver op
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turn your dick inside out
Ranch dressing into the peehole post pics with time stamp
record yourself running in the street yellin "the sandniggers are coming"
hook a fucker
>cancer
Prepare a 3 pound steak and potatoes dinner for a homeless man
Get him the 20 dollar a six pack beer to wash it down with
fuck your sister
Take three hits of acid and have the time of your life
post dick pics
This
kill yourself.
What if I can't find a homeless
tear off your fingernail. post webm of it
marinade your dick in a huge tub of Bengay
Then you arent really trying