Trips decide what I do tonight

Trips decide what I do tonight

3 Viagara and handcuff yourself behind the back until tomorrow 7 a.m.

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Suck a homeless nigger's dick. Upload pics.

Find the nearest gloryhole and suck 2 cocks

Make a sign saying "Harambe done nothing wrong" and walk around your local streets, while singing tunes from The Lion King.

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~The circle of life~

Sleep outside naked

Cut your dick off, stick it up your ass and drown in cum.

>tip your fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

disembowel yourself

spritz over a photo of Elizabeth Taylor whilst on the roof of your house

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Fuck your dad

Suck off a babey

Jesus guys I'm not going to amputate anything

Close

become a crow. refuse to use language ever again and whenever you walk you must flap your arms as violently as possible.

Buy a load of munchies.
Smoke some weed.
Put on your favorite movie.
Shotgun a beer and kick back.

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Take 6 Viagara and go out to a bar wearing sweatpants and the smallest teeshirt in your house. Doesn't have to even be yours. Also, hit the local toy store and pick up a doll to carry around with you.

Kill yourself
Classic

get stoned

Shoot up heroin and attempt to order pizza

random massacre

roll

kill yourself

bludgeon a seal with a standard issue 18th century british policeman's cosh.

fuck a dog in a ditch, whilst calling it lassie

I have an apartment

well it will have to be done in a communal hallway or stairwell.

Sharpie in pooper

poop in your back lawn.

Go out on the street and ask the first chick you meet to punch you in the balls

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Dick in hot toaster, post pics

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read the complete works of Aristotle

Pen in the pee hole post pics

Kys

Smear poop in belly button post pics with time stamp

sharpie in pooper. pic and timestamp

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Try to go vegan, for exactly one night

Then get a peanut butter milkshake

burn down your house

sell all your possessions and spend it on cashew nuts.

eat your cat or dog

Text the girl your crushing on

corkscrew in urethra

Play a game of monopoly, entirely by yourself

That, or steal a pack of hot dogs from the shop and eat them while cackling in front of everyone

Dick in hot toaster pics with timestamp

Ask out a girl

Kill yourself

Watch every single episode of south park

overdose on heroin

call your parents and come out of the closet

slice open your nutsack and expose the testicles. Take pics and timestamp

shoot a bunch of people

Rollerino
Only two though. It's no fun if you die.

lick a guys ass

Hotsauce covered pen in the pisshole pics with timestamp

shoot at a trump protest crowd

get a life

Prepare a 3 pound steak and potatoes dinner for a homeless man

Get him the 20 dollar a six pack beer to wash it down with

fuck a hooker

kill someone

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start making meth

re roll

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rape your mom

Shoot Ur foot xDDDDDDDDD

Eat shit like creamy chocolate pudding post pics with time stamp

rerollerino

tigerbalm on your balls

this

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this

You best deliver op

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turn your dick inside out

Ranch dressing into the peehole post pics with time stamp

record yourself running in the street yellin "the sandniggers are coming"

hook a fucker

>cancer

Prepare a 3 pound steak and potatoes dinner for a homeless man

Get him the 20 dollar a six pack beer to wash it down with

fuck your sister

Take three hits of acid and have the time of your life

post dick pics

This

kill yourself.

What if I can't find a homeless

tear off your fingernail. post webm of it

marinade your dick in a huge tub of Bengay

Then you arent really trying