Wtf? is this true?

wtf? is this true?

Yes, it is, hence why they're called Kiwis, they were named after the fruit because their insides are very similar, almost equal o the fruit, scientists are amazed at how it can survive with such tiny organs, these animals are delicious to eat raw because they taste just like kiwis

scientists later learned the fruit actually evolved from the bird

the more you know :)

It's a common fact that the animal is named after the fruit. Have you never eaten a kiwi bird? Shit's lit.

Need proof

nigga it's right there

First time i found out about this i wrote a paper for my universiity. My research was actaully inspired by this bird I revolutionized the maintenance of kiwis the present day evolution of the Kiwi.

/thread.

The image is proof enough, if you hunt down a kiwi and open it up it will look similar to the fruit, trust me, they're delicious.

kiwi birds taste a little more sour in my opinion, pretty good taste though

Nice trips chap.

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Need real picture of inside of a kiwi bird

just eat a fucking kiwi fruit you fucking murderer

Well, you see, kiwis are endangered so killing them is highly forbidden, and besides that, its basic knowledge that the kiwi's insides look like the fruit, so you aren't going to get much pics, i did manage to find one, its from a vet, trying to save a kiwi that was being hunt down by poachers

for you

No bones? how the fuck it can stand? this is impossible
Explain this then, that's a kiwi bird fossil

Are you stupid?
That's obviously an ancestor millions of years old. That's like saying humans are primordial goo because that's what we came from.

Dude, that ones is old, you're basically doing the same thing to showing the skull of the primitive cave-man and saying "WELL, WHY DONT SKULLS NOWADAYS LOOK LIKE THIS? UH? EXPLAIN" well, kiwis have evolved, if they need to (ONLY IF THEY NEED TO) they can consume themselves, their organs are so small they're invisible to the naked eye

are you stupid or something?

yes proven.

> evolve if they need to
> if they need to
> need

implying evolution is a conscious act

he is saying they can eat themselves if they need to

Great bait mate

I understand I might be being trolled, but what the hell. Let's do this.
It's impossible for an animal to not have bone structures inside of it. Now either you have a real proven science explanation or i call it bullshit

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>Implying all animals have bones

sick, dude. continue.

>animal
Insects don't have bones
Octopods don't have bones
Squid don't have bones
Snails don't have bones
Plankton don't have bones

pig disgusting

There are multiple animals without bones.

No, you see what looks like the seeds? Those are its bones. They also have very minuscule bone structures that travel throughout their bodies in order to stay standing. Their bones are firm but still soft enough that they can be cut into for consumption

Yo mama doesn't have bones

why you think theres little hair on the kiwi?

Birds are reptiles you idiots
Reptiles have bones

The slight white color is also cartilage which helps it keep together.

yes she has. my bone

Fuck negro... yo mama gets all the bones

Why the fuck are you guys debating this? I mean this is basic knowledge wtf OP

>might

welcome newfriend

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Birds aren't reptiles
but see this:

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this
it's obviously not a troll

Include me in the screenshot

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you made me feel stupid
i actually googled "are birds reptiles"

Why the fuck OP doesn't know that kiwis are similar to the fruit in the insides ? I bet he is from North Korea or some shit like that

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You must be as uneducated as OP. These simple facts are common knowledge to those who passed third grade.

Dude, there was even a riot in 2012 where people were sick of poachers hunting kiwis to eat, here's one of it's adverts

yeah dude, he's so stupid

okaaay, im stonned and this thread is freaking me out
so is kiwi a fucking torso of a bird

This thread has me fucked over

Sup Forums is getting more and more autistic

include me in the screencap

This is a good thread. Why can't more threads be this interesting?

you could say that

The kiwi is a fruit that evolved from the bird. The bird got it's name thanks to its insides being similar to the before discovered kiwi fruit.

>third grade
I didn't learn about kiwis in America

shoud i screen cap this all?

what gives?
explain pls

ITT: trolls troling trolls.

You must have been going to the wrong school then. Maybe a grade C perhaps?

Of course you didn't, America's education system is shit.

Not OP, just a science fan
So, which came first, the bird or the fruit?

He's from north kiwia

The bird came first but the fruit was discovered first.

God

Not even blitzed and this shit got me.

Fruit evolved from bird

Yeah, North Kiwia is one hell of a place, damn, its the poacher's main spot for hunting kiwis

Fucking savages

>mfw

I kek'd

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Sup Forums is usually full of shitposters and assholes who contribute nothing. I actually learned something interesting, albeit useless, today.

Just googled kiwibird, it's from New Zealand
No wonder this is not a common fact since the country is in the middle of nowhere

damn poachers, most go to North Kiwia, its a disgrace what they're doing over there, thank god South Kiwia has law enforces everywhere guarding the kiwis, but North Kiwia is lost by now.

And where the heck is this North Kiwia region?

I don't know if I can blame em, they taste delicious

in North Korea

North Kiwia is a small island off the south coast of New Zealand

They filmed lord of the rings there, you know.

in the seas around New Zealand

oh my god... you don't know where North Kiwia is?
can you believe this guy?

Also no, North Korea and North Kiwia are two different places.

Wow thanks Poindexter

False as kiwi birds only live in new zealand. You must be going to OP's school

Surely you are american

I went to NZ to work on a ski resort for a winter. Fucking amazing country and delicious little birds.

Not gonna lie one of hte best times of my life and probably my favorite place on earth. Absolutely stunning country. In the spring we hiked to some glaciers and saw a huge chunk of ice break off and fall about easily half mile to the canyon floor. And in the spring every animal gives birth so there were baby deer and cows and everything all over the place. Cause they have huge animal farms and are the worlds leading exporter of venison.

Oh but yea the locals talked about how they were worried about the kiwi birds because everyone loves kiwi fruit so much. great country 10/10 would recommend.

Here in New Zealand KFC actually serves kiwi drumsticks.

Because you're not American

Why can't more threads Sup Forums like this?
now its just loli, traps and overall shit.

Sup Forums was never good, but threads like these made it bareable

that is Japan.

What? No, this is Japan.
Read an Atlas.

wow, ever seen a world map, they aren't even near the same region

Sounds yummy, But aren't they an endangered species tho?
How come the government allowed this?

lol that's Cuba

lol no, wtf its Africa.

There are several species, not all endangered and KFC buys farmed ones.