Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

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The night has been a but long, atleast I feel it like that.

buy avatar was a shit movie I can't leave it at the gate

It seems to be moving a little slowly. Not the threads, but the time. Must be the dilation from the super moon coming in a couple of days.

Ahoy! Hoping for a reading and a fortune for "Travis" please.

You can hate on the movie all you want, just not the cartoon.

I can't find a qt trans gf...
How much do i need to lift to attain one?

I thought for sure i would get one when i hit 1/2/3/4 for reps

>Travis has very bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Blue", "70".
not gonna be making any touchdowns until the end of the year

Neppu!

Hey Reimu, have you read Saya no Uta?

Damn... I figured I'd have bad luck...

>No More Heroes
Marry me

Uu~ Hello, everyone. Having a good night...?

How many have you approached for dates? They won't just materialize, you know, no matter what anyone on the internet tells you.

I see that Chief has already looked. Well done.

I haven't!

I am! Even better now that you're here!

The blue guys movie? Nowadays it can seem a bit "meh' but back in the day it was a pretty big hit, also, why did you bought a movie? Why not just watching it on any website?
What? I'm not really surprised I'm not updated on these kind of stuff honestly. Which supermoon?
Sleep logs, also, hi.
Hello bunny, were you aware of any supermoon?
Makoto a qt.

uhh...i'm not ready for that kind of commitment?

yes i already looked no need to tell me

im having a good night, how about you?

Neppu! How are you doing?

Reimu! I need help!

So...I had relations with a girl not too long ago. It wasn't until after that I found out that she had a husband and a child. So essentially I helped someone cheat.

I want out of communication with this girl, but she seems to be somewhat fond of me. Any advice on how to proceed?

Nov. 14th, the moon will be the closest it will ever be to Earth for the next 70 years. And it'll be a full moon at the same time. Should be pretty neat!

NEP!
NEP!
HEY NEP!
What's up?
>Nope.

Very good.

Neither am I, that's why we should rush into it. It always works out when you rush it!

>Sleep logs
OH
FUCK
SHIT

Dumped my gf 4 days ago.
I feel like shit, she's devastated cause she thought we were going to get married.
I've been drinking by myself the last couple of hours... just waiting to pass out.

What do you think user?

im sorry but reimu said no marrying while i work at the shrine

How to find qt trans to approach for dates??!?!

I literally have sexed a grill with a huge adams apple in search of feminine penis

It feels like i am chasing goddamned unicorns

Seriously; not approaching trans qts irl is not my problem.. not having trans qts to approach is my problem...

The only place i ever talk to trans is on /lgbt/, and 90% of the are either crazy as fuck, or ugly as sin... the other 10% live on the other side of the planet

Don't worry my friends

Sweet Roll is here

-Sweet Roll

Well, you could always just cut contact if you're not in a situation where you see her regularly. If you are, then you'll have to explain to her that you want nothing to do with her relationship and just kinda give her the cold shoulder. You're making a good call-- if she's willing to cheat on him, she'll find an excuse to do it to you later.

Aww... Okay...

Well, a lot of transgender girls won't take kindly to someone liking them just for their transness, either...

I've tried to cut communication with her, for sure. But she always texts me...and a lot too. I think what makes it worse is that I have a hard time saying 'no'. I don't want to be mean to her and hurt her feelings or anything, but I definitely don't want to continue this relationship!

I don't know how I find myself in these situations. Any advice on how to be...pardon, but essentially an asshole?

I know, I am not a "chaser"

But I can't even find a trans to reject me for being a fetishist chaser scumbag

Hi, OP! Would like to know how the future for me will be!

Just don't answer her texts, that's as much of an asshole as you have to be. And it's easy!

I'm doing kinda so so, as usual. Thanks for asking tho!
Which day of the week will it be? Extremely lazy, unable to check a calendar.
MAKOTO! Ma ko to!!1!1one
Nothing much really, you?
Ha! gottem.
Why you broke up?
Just cut ties, no?
Why trans specifically? I mean, trans are either male or female after the trans part, no? I think you just are a fetishist about that tbh.

Please help me learn how successful Ill be

Next monday! I expect a full report from everyone!

I wish it were that easy...

Maybe we'll discuss this in that chat, yeah? Maybe a collective input from everyone would help?

Homosexuals are attracted to guys
Are they fetishists?
Heteros are attracted to grills
Are they fetishist?

No, but I am because i know what i am attracted to????

Fuck this gay earth

Hi, I want to leave it general but also how things will turn out in love and also how successful Ill be in the entertainment business

Aye-Aye

I will be sure to get a good look at it and report to the thread as usual

-Sweet Roll

>Page of Swords
>Seven of Swords
>The World

Your current path is rife with secrets and shady dealings by either you or those around you. It'll limit your success in the near future by a lot, but eventually a new philosophy will usher in a new world for you, broadening your horizons and your potential. From there, the sky's the limit!

Just getting to the acceptance stage of what happened last night. Although I got good news, my moms friend at the dealership might be able to help me out for cheap.

Sigma is here now, woo!
I think that's the name you gave me otherwise I'm an idiot and I apologize.

>Why you broke up?
She's a really cute/artistic girl but had no drive in life.
Her parents are mediocre/poor and that kinda was embedded in her.
Tried to help her cultivate her mind but she had no interest in learning by herself.
Invested 2.8 years in that relationship.

I feel bad cause I do have feeling and care for her wellbeing, but I'm done and don't want to risk that my future children get the genes of her retarded parents.

I've already met a tarot reader or something like this and she told me that one card in the middle represented thd girl I had a crush with was full of deceiveness ( ? ) etc that I should leave it
But idk kind of love her I guess, any chances I get close to this girl again?

Hi, I wanted to do something specifically in love and my future in entertainment, but also some general shit

*sigh* Just don't mind my post.
Block her maybe? I dunno, I can get rid of people pretty easily if I don't want to deal with them, you could guilt trip yourself out of the situation too.
Hey there! Glad you could make it!
I gotta say it, I just simply LOVE your car, I want to see what kind of CD's you have in your glovebox~
So, you broke up with her for the way her parents are or the way SHE is?

Thank you! I have no idea what to talk about aside from just complaining about stuff!

-Sigma

Get pls

>The Fool
>King of Wands
>Ten of Swords
Ahem...

"Overcoming a disadvantaged start in life to reach a position of influence and satisfaction. The card represents more than the material success which may accompany his rise‹it is achievement that contributes to the arts, sciences, or quality of life."

That's the King of Wands, there in the middle. Ten of Swords tells me your love life is screwed for the near future, your relationship will break down. But The Fool there is a reminder that this is only the beginning of your journey. You don't know the things you need to know to make all the right choices, but there's always time to learn.

I don't have CDs. I just have an iPod filled with eurobeat.
Plus, CAR IS NOT BEING DRIVEN TILL FIXED.
>Motorcycle lyf for a while.

>So, you broke up with her for the way her parents are or the way SHE is?
Both, but mainly her...she's great at drawing and such but verbally/math wise is pretty much mediocre.
In those cases she gets overwhelmed by any kind of pressure and makes a decision just to get the pressure off.

Sorry~ Had to take care of something. How many tarots have you given out tonight, hmm~?
W-well of course! If anyone would be aware of that, it would be me, yes?
How many elites have you killed?

A dozen or so! How many cute bunny snuggles have you given out tonight, hmmmm?

I did not know you actually did Tarot. I'm a bit of an amateur witch myself.

Ah!! Not even one yet...
*snuggles*. That's number one~
*nuzzle*
Two!
*Squeeeeeze*
Three!

There's three~

*hug!*
Now four~ Ufufu.

>posting absolute worst girl of all time

It is kinda sad, I feel like when you are a couple with someone you are with them, aware of their skills and flaws, but you accept and embrace both the hood and the bad of eachother, it sounds like you despise comformism or mediocrity.
Nice~ I'll get some beer for the supah moon.
No CD's? What?
Then complain! I'll listen.

my friends are black, doest this mean i am a nigger too?

Hey, Homura-chan did nothing wrong! Baka. She is best girl.
*drops you off some moon beer*
Try this!

I want money to buy my booze
help OP

dunno, i lost count

>being absolute worst girl of all time

FTFY

You do know you could possibly bump it up to four, right?

-Sweet Roll

Hi there! You look familiar, have we met? I started about 9 months ago, to spice up my shrine for the visitors. It's a lot of fun~

Ah wow, look at you go! They don't call you Energizer for nothing!

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She almost got the MC killed!

Shit taste.

im so scaredb ecause trump is president hes gona drug test welfare recipnts and i wont b able to get crack and beer... plus hes gonna deport me to and im a woman so he hates me for that too

Hello guys!

There is a difference between black people and niggers, black people contribute to society, niggers go nig around.
I doubt that's even legal on earth, onee-fam.

Hi! Can i see your socks?

I want money to buy MY booze. Please help, Anonymous!

Nyoro~n.
*squeeze*
Five!
Ihihi~
*Wolverine voice:* I'm the best at what I do.
But she *didn't*! And besides, Madoka is almost worst girl so...

thanks user

Rolling for Trips and not Dubs because Trips have more weight.

Rollin'

Alright, but I don't want to complain all the time.
It's mainly that my best friend is a dumbass and after two years of coming to me to help him fix any relationship problems he's had, and me staying up countless nights helping them out, he flat out told his girlfriend that for the entire two years they've been dating he has found her ugly and that he'd much rather be with a more attractive girl.
I'm pretty frustrated with him now because of the effort I've put into keeping them together, and he pulls something like that...

He's giving me the silent treatment now too since I lashed out at him after he told me that. And I do feel kinda bad now...

Anyway, it's just a big headache for me now.

-Sigma

>Madoka is almost worst girl

I don't know who you are but I HATE youuuu

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I have a radio with an AUX plug.

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fuck you I haven't drank since yesterday

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>It is kinda sad, I feel like when you are a couple with someone you are with them, aware of their skills and flaws, but you accept and embrace both the hood and the bad of eachother, it sounds like you despise comformism or mediocrity.

I'm an asshole for saying this...but I feel like I'm aiming a bit low by keeping her...
A couple should be 2 equals aiming for higher ground, not one dragging the other.
Hate myself for this right now.

Thanks for hearing me out, I appreciate your opinion bro.

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Fuck you, I haven't drank in months!

At op
Last night I was bonding my girl like hard
So right as she was "O-ing" I had this need to yell Lincoln Logs Lumber Yard so loud that the neighbors heard

>me right now

So uh... no real resolution was reached on this whole
>tfw no qt trans princess gf to spoil and cuddle
Issue.....

Just keep lifting more?
Should I bulk or cut???
How far past 1/2/3/4 do my lifts need to be before i get qtgf?
Do I not have qtgf because my clavicular pec is too small?
Because i just discovered how to fix that..

Pls respond

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Try to predict my future, I dare ya

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Tell me about my life lol

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