BASED TOM CRUISE RETURNS

CRUISE IS BACK

JACK REACHER: NEVER GO BACK TRAILER

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What do you think Sup Forums?

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He's so miscast but the first one was alright. Even his bad movies are always worth one watch so i'll go and see this.

Hyped as fuck. Loved the first one

>He's so miscast

Well it's hard to cast a 6'7, heavily muscled (never worked out a day in his life) GI Joe who can backflip neck break 8 foot tall gigantes.

Even the author was impressed with his performance, but he's getting paid so who knows how legit that is, in any case it was a solid 90s-esque thriller and this looks just as good, especially with Cobie.

First one was the bomb. Pretty awesome too because of Rosamund Pike's pregnancy titties.

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his character isn't menacing at all

MARY SUE AS FUCK

>mfw werner herzog appears

BASED CRUISE DOES IT AGAIN

>there are """people""" that don't recognise him as an all time great

Tom Cruise is a tremendous pussy. I don't believe this for a second.

Taken was a mistake. It created this unlikely hero shoot em up genre.

I fucking hate that actress, why couldn't they have just got some plain face guy. It's completely retarded.

I love Tom Cruise.

He has such a threatening presence.

With the hole in his face Tom put there last movie?

I read Never Go Back and don't even remember a word of it. How weird. Nothing in the trailer even sparked a memory.

I was referring to the first movie you piece of shit

nice

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I'll tell you why that is

It's because the entire book was very bloody obviously written with the intention of becoming a film, maybe even with a sequel, in mind.

That was my thoughts when reading it

The last novel (concerning a place called 'mothers rest' I think) was better and quite dark at times

Nothing tops the earlier books though

I've been reading a series by Tom Wood (Victor the assassin) that's been a lot better IMHO.

You know you're reading the capeshit equivalent of books

pulpshit*

Which director is the bad guy now, del Toro?

is cobie smaulders getting typecast since avengers

Tarr would be good

Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise in Tom Cruise: The Movie

2bh family first one was quite good... would watch

It doesn't matter what he's in I end up liking it and his character.

This is the power Cruisekino.

Not really

They remind me of the earlier reacher books

But to stay on point, I do think cruise has been woefully miscast in the role of a bad ass MP

Can't ruse the Cruise

The only thing that annoys me is how every single book makes a point of saying Reacher is a shit driver and hates driving but in the movie he is Steve McQueening it up all over town.

The Bar scene in the first movie was great, it honestly works better with someone unassuming, if Reacher was played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and 5 guys walked up and challenged him to a fist fight would you really think he was in any kind of trouble?

Also the digs at the chick had great delivery

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Based Tom, he's a manlet but nobody cares

Those plastic surgiries are showing.

Cruise literally turns shit to gold.

>g but in the movie he is Steve McQueening it up all over town.

Because at the end of the day it's Tom fucking Cruise, who is an amazing driverand if he doesn't get to drive in his movie it will break his geas

>Tom Cruise as Tom Cruise in Tom Cruise: The Movie
I wouldn't have it any other way.

how much men's cum do you think tom eats on a given week? i think about 5 table spoons average

Goddamn everything about this scene is perfect.

Dialogue is so damn good.

I'll be honest as soon as I saw Cruise was playing him I didn't watch it

Mind you I don't think I would have regardless as whoever was in the role they wouldn't live up to the Reacher I have in my mind.

Does that make any sense?

Damn this looks goat!!!!

I just want based Cruise to ressurect the adventure genre.

Mummy can't come soon enough.

Hyped

Kinda hope Robert Duvall shows up though desu senpai.

As long as it has another GOAT car chase

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Remember about all that Tom' height-shitposting before first movie?

As annoyances with details in hollywood action movies adapted from books go it's pretty minor I guess.

My uncle is exactly the same. Jack Reacher and Mitch Rapp series are the only fiction he has read in the last decade and nothing I say will get him to watch the Reacher movie.

Now I want a film with KStew and Cruise.

Cruise being her dad in the movie.

It's still there, but then people realized Tom's had a solid filmography over the past few years and he doesn't give a fuck about it anymore like he did in the past with telling Nicole not to wear heels.

oh is that why her titties were so big

i couldn't concentrate in half the scenes because of the jiggle

Get the fuck out with this reddit-tier shit

>meta commentary
>"over the past few years"
>speaking on behalf of cruise

>KStew falls into a lesbian cabal and Cruise has to ask for members of his former cult to use all their powers to extricate her

I read a few of the Reacher novels. A few were a nice way to pass a few hours. Some were just offensively bad. The one where some cunt murders people by using hypnotism was such fucking horse shit I vowed to never read another Reacher novel again.

>Christopher McQuarrie not directing again
Bummer.

Unless either him or Mann direct, you know the movie will end up having standard Hollywood gunplay.

Too meta.

I'd rather something like

>KStew joins the police in hopes of becoming like her police captain father (Tom Cruise) but finds it difficult being a woman in a male dominated force. Set in Boston or New York like all films about police. Features Rooney Mara as KStew's wife and Ryry as her mistress.

What happened with his face
He looks 10 years older than in MI:5

>implying kidman and cruise weren't eachothers beards

Bad lighting. Sodium street lamps aren't really flattering.

Rewatch it. He keeps on crashing and losing control of the car.

>reddit-tier shit
>meta commentary
>>speaking on behalf of cruise

Nothing in my post is like that are you a fucking idiot? Stop trying to fit in so hard, there have been tons of Tom Cruise threads on Sup Forums praising him.

i know, but you're only about the 2nd or third person to ever bring that up in a Sup Forums reacher thread

>fit in so hard

Redditor confirmed

Funny how the car stalling in the movie was even off script and not supposed to happen but Tom got it running again, all of which they kept in the final movie.

there were few scenes in mi5 where he looked for his age.

still would love too look like him in my 60s

Fuck. How based is Tom Cruise.

it's the only way

>tom cruise is literally a technomancer

Goddamn maybe scientology is right

I saw the first one at the cinema.
I turned up at the cinema and asked what was starting soon and Jack Reacher was.
It's a good way to see movies you wouldn't normally watch.

>It's a good way to see movies you wouldn't normally watch.
Isn't that what redbox is for?

Werner Herzog must be thrilled.

Lot of cool stuff from the commentary

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You're god damn right.

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>@ 4:21

oh my god he's really a crazy person

was that the one where he made them swalow their tongues, which is totally impossible? i remember that one

I don't know what Redbox is.

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Is there any Tom Cruise film that wouldn't have been improved by casting Keanu instead?

>the bomb
a man who cant let go of the 90s

>ITT please that probably didn't even watch Legend as a kid

Word

yea, the 90s were phat

A lot. Cruise has more charisma and a greater range than Keanu .

And gnarly.

Bram Stoker's Dracula.

oh wait.

err
watch bourne instead
reacher, taken, ... :
they're all copying bourne without reaching it

cause none of them have a marie kreutz

Do they call him Jack Reacher because he has to reach for objects on the top shelf?

Cruz may be a psycho but he's a god tier actor. He's like the Patrick Bateman of acting.

aww yeah, the first one was awesome

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what did he mean by this?

shooped

>DOUBTING BASED TOM

LMAO RETARDS

HES ALWAYS BEEN BASED, BUT ESPECIALLY BEEN ON A TEAR SINCE GHOST PROTOCOL

good post tbphwymf (to be perfectly honest with you my family)

He still looks JUST'd. Pretty sure that shit is permanent.

Gnarly good, or gnarly bad, yo?

Like, wicked gnarly, homie.

hella fresh

Gnarly like lush, dude.

Why is there seriously not a movie like this?

This scene wouldn't have worked if Cruise was 6'8" IMO it was more nervous because he's just 5'6" or whatever you believed he could get his ass kicked here then it was fun when he didn't.

your uncle is a biatch in my imho opinion famaniece

I'm hip, daddy-o.

Tickety-boo, old bean.

how will based Rob save the day