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Azor Jon!

AZOR JON

>3 generals on front page
>virtually every other thread is a GoT thread
Yes, yes, well done /got/, well done, /got/

HOWEVER

azor preston

First for (((Kinvara))), High chamberpot tasterof the Red Temple of Volantis, Most Flatulent of Meereen, the Light of Exploseive bowel movments, and First Servant of the Lord of Shitposters, For the thread is Cancer.

i need to see yara giving a rimjob to dany desu

remind to report all gay pedo threads

>HOWVER
why does this make me laugh every time

>not using the meme properly

Friendly reminder that Game of Thrones features A-Team level script writing now.

I don't know

It's a shit meme

will she ever appear again

No he is not.
No. He is a bastard and no one knows he is Rhaegar's bastard. He has as much claim to the throne as that baby the goldcloak slaughtered in LF's brothel.

I thought the slave fighters were meant to be fearless killing machines that would never surrender

>10 year old leader takes to field.
yeah that would happen

They weren't unsullied, just random mercs or soliders.

There were plenty of kind emperors/kings who sallied forth

You're so stupid it hurts.

Aw, poor Brada. Did they hurt your feelings?

>muh secret mariage

Do you realise the faith controls the Kingdom now ? The faith who is against polygamy ?

The faith is gonna mean shit all once dragons/WW show up

>good things take time

a game of thrones
A clash of kings
And a storm of swords, that are considered the better of the books took 2 years each

A feast for crows and a dance with dragons, considered sloppy and boring and badly written took 5 and 6 years to write

He's just a fat disgusting fuck, an awful and slow writer, has nothing to do with rushing

How good is this theory?

Hello Friends

You'd be surprised. Young nobles were often taken out to battles in order to harden them to the realities of war.

>killed white walkers
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

Even green fighters wouldn't like this in unison. They should have at least refused to lay down their weapons and retreated with some form of honor left.

Anyone have that picture where you choose a Queen and three Kingsguard but from seperate columns?

Only plebius maximus considers A Feast for Dragons to be "bad'

wow, mods really are fags

they delete the more active thread for this Bran one

Is she finally dieing in EP10?

And Jon Snow is supposed to kill 3 dragons and defeat the WW ? He might rally Daenerys once she arrive to Westeros, even marry her if she believes he is a Targaryan. But there's no way he'll be king.

The faith is literally gonna be a pile of ash very soon.

Disney/10

To observe the battle from the rear? Damn right they would.

>an average book is 250 pages
>an average writer takes a year to write a book
>ASOIAF is currently around 5000 pages
>written in the span of 20 years
>5000/20=250
>his pace is par for the course
>it's even impressive considering its scope and the interconnectedness of the world - it's not twenty one-off story books
>autismos unable to comprehend the situation past "REEEEEE it's only ONE book what's taking him so long"
>not realizing that S6 is what happens when you rush a story like this

You fucking people sometimes, I swear.

Reminder that Ramin Djawadi is a fucking beast and the best thing left in GoT

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Making one book into two doesn't work well when you don't chop it 50/50 like the last Harry potter movieand instead chop it half the characters in this book and the other half in this one

who owns the north now?

gj mods

to continue where we left off, sansa is going 75% cersei soon

Jon, Dany, Arya, Tyrion will not die. They will live happily ever after.

Dany isn't going to survive the end of the series.At least not in Westeros. She'll either die going full mad Targ, or she'll fuck off to reclaim Valyria.

Homosexual janitors

Yeah i love Daenerys' soundtracks with the choir.
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The more active thread sprung up a WAY before the other general had maxed out and didn't provide a backlink. If you don't what your shitty thread to get pruned then don't be so fucking autistic.

extremely good/10?

jk

GURM is never finishing the series because he has no fucking idea of how to do it, it's better to just move on. D&D is canon.

Shut the fuck up.

At this point i wouldnt be suprised that aliens come and make them build pyramids or some shit... Writing literally cant be worse than this.

Based Jon bros

Based Jon's cousin thread :)

it was 3 fucking dragons nigga

There is literally nothing wrong with being gay

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Mmmmmaannnis

I don't come to Sup Forums for often, but how often do you guys get posts about how Game of Thrones is the cancer that kills Sup Forums?

yup i agree,Some game developer once said "A delayed game will eventually be good but a rushed game will be forever bad"

Now remove game and add book

Jon is going to become the new Night King, I thought we had been over this already. That's the price of resurrection.

woah buddy cool off. we get it, you are sexually attracted to little boys.

Eh, like a few times a thread. We just ignore the obvious bait

I would do indescribably lewd things to Isaac

This was the first thread linked in the last general. The Jon thread was, fittingly, a bastard thread. The one that didn't provide a backlink was posted a half hour early. This is the only thread that was not fucking autistic.

What's your goal?

there is a copypasta of Ramsay killing aliens or something.

>an average writer takes a year to write a book of 250 pages

Yes if you factor in everything from universe creation, world creation, character creations, motivations, relationships, plot, lore etc

Making a sequel in a series doesn't take as long as you're just continuing the already planned out story, you're a retard no matter how many times you samefag

>Tfw this is the ending song of the season
>tfw it`s another Dany ending
>tfw it starts with Qyburn being killed by Varys and his birds
>Then Varys explains Dany is coming
>Cut to dany sailing with the greyjoys and her dragons
>all while this is playing.

I don`t even like dany but this will be based as fuck.

capeshit and capekino bullshit is the current form of cancer killing Sup Forums

i only come here for these threads, this whole board is a waste of time other than this

Anyone got any bad fan art?

her looming shadow grows

Has tyrion done anything interesting this season at all besides hire kinvara?

King Baldwin IV led the attack on Damascus when he was 13 years old, do you even history bro?..

The Show is going to end with JonxDany living happily ever after (the fact that their relationship is incestous will be gleefully overlooked) and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Always

>over the age of consent
>little boy
Pick one.

FUCK! I'll suck your dick if you send me a link to the leak!

>bittersweet ending

This. Nearly every thread is about capeshit or crying about rotten tomatoes scores

sent ;)

>those faces

I'm dying

So why Jon and not Beric?

No

it's from older season and i know you are joking

This one has some kind of charm to it

This is just awful.

SUre bro

Jon is Ashara's son. Jon Tangeryan is the biggest red herring in recent literature.

Oh I do

well, he just realized that legions of women are following the series now, and he wrote the books as some mysoginistic exercise from a man's perspective/brain, that's why he is so accepting of d&d changes, it empowers women, and he is just a fat man with hooker and dragonwaifu fantasies.

>not a grill
13 was adult back then

He made mad bantz about cocks and jokes
it hurts

An average fantasy book is more like 500 pages. Also, the Fatman has written himself in a corner and will die before he finishes the series.

Not to say the tv series didn't turn to shit, by no means. Let's just say that the amount of hackery around ASOIAF has risen to hitherto unseen levels in any multi media project.

P.S. Except HL 3 maybe.

PLEASE DONT KILL BERIC

All hail the one true king Jorah "The Lionheart" Mormont

Do you think they'll actually go full winter of westeros in the show?

Will the wild fire in episode 10 destroy kingslanding

It's from 2, faggot. Kelly C isn't 400lbs yet.

I can't stop listening to this, ramin is god

pls help

you're like 7 times too late

GRRM is a hippy feminist bro

ASOIAF has been femnazi crap from the beginning

Bobert and Rhaegar part looks good though.

Beric is shit at dying.

good things take time

how come the books are so bad lmao

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