Walk in

>Walk in

>See this

What do?

FAGGOTS

"Hey didn't I see you at the Trump protest?"

Open up a jar of Swiss Naval Grease lube up and start pounding it until I blow my load, It's only gay if you're receiving.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Start licking, then start fucking.

That boi isn't gonna be walking for a day or two.

I see what you did there

turn 2pi radians and walk away

Turn 900 degrees and start fucking it

turn around 540 degrees and walk away.

"son, you know butthole inspection is on Wednesdays.. "

make 2 sin(pi/2) rotations and then bury my dick in that ass

terminate with extreme prejudice

I would say, "op, what good is a big black dick, if you don't have an asshole?"

>lick lips
>grab both of those cheeks
>knee him in the balls as hard I can
>knee strike again
>knee strike again
>pull away
>charge up
>multiple hyper knee strikes until his genitals are a bloody sack of pulp

Bury my face between those cheeks and tongue that faggot's asshole.

Assert my dominance

...

leave the apple store

/thread unless you are a massive faggot obviously

Probably butt stuff.