If you've never tried this shit before you're missing out. It's the slimiest, stringiest, most-cum like shit imaginable...

If you've never tried this shit before you're missing out. It's the slimiest, stringiest, most-cum like shit imaginable. Makes fapping feel gr8, bros.

just have another dude nut on your dick and quit pretending to not be gay

It's supposed to be pumping out of your bad dragon dildo that's shoved up your ass Sup Forumsro

Now how would you know that user?

Fucking shill

Fapping feels great already because I didn't have my dick butchered in a twist kike ritual
However, that cum lube is amazing for dildos holy fuck

I want to get some, but bad dragon's website has expensive shipping and apparently the stuff on amazon isnt the same consitency.

Actually it seems that they dont sell it on amazon anymore anyways.

It's not necessarily the exclusive value of it, though. It's a great lube.

Can confirm, just tried out my first Bad Dragon toy with it tonight and it was incredible.

Nice, which toy?

know n e where to find dido's like bad dragon that aren't so expensive?

I had some of this.
It would burn my wifes pussy.
This is truly awesome though

dubz, seconded

OP is dumb as fuck, this shit is actually super fucking annoying.

This one.

>annoying
>not god like sliminess

How much does that cost?

Ah shit ignore that, stuff is pretty cheap, decided to just look it up

The lube itself isnt unreasonably priced but the shipping charges are full retard. I'll stick with my J-lube, getting GALLONS for twenty bucks.

It's completely worth it if you're looking to make sex/fapping far more interesting. It acts like a super slimy spit and feels hyper realistic.

Is a simple rippled silicone probe too much to ask for? The only toys I can find anywhere are either beads with inches of separation or made of glass/metal to bruise your rectum. I think I may have to just try one of those glass ones, though.

I'd be interested to cross compare it at some point just for fun.

i use this. 2 bottles last about a year. havnt had a girl for the last 3 :-( probably jack off 1x a day average sometimes up to 5. takes about an m&m sized squeeze to last 20 min+

sorry i didnt realize that this was all about the dragon cock people.

Can confirm. BD lube is godlike.

J-lube is adjustable by the mix. You can get it really thick or watery - either way its stringy as hell. I try not back transfer onto my bottle and getting the strand to break can take like twenty seconds of stretching and taffy-rolling my fingers.

That's all bad dragon does, what you want basically. 100% silicone

>that Cannibal Corpse shirt
hello fellow metalhead

Waddup, fam? You like cocks, too?

Hell yeah lad. I think metalheads are the sort of type to be all into this anyway, you know? Odd minds gather in extremities.

Das true, mang. Being a weird fuck is fun.

I was considering getting one of the accidents (because fuck $70+) but theyre all subtle textures and odd shapes rather than simple rippling like beads.

Nice body. Here's me.

Lovely. Lay off the shampoo though. Shampoo opens up the hair follicles, and strips away all the natural oils. Invest in good, salon quality conditioner instead for beautiful hair.

I actually cut my hair a few months ago, so I have about 2 years of growing to get back to that point...

Aw. That's disappointing. I love me some long and pretty haired boys.

Maybe by then I'll have the balls to finally start dating guys. I feel like if I don't pursue this desire now it will never happen. To be honest I really want to suck a cock before I die.

Do it, dude. I've got my eyes on one boy whom I know is gay. You should definitely start dating boys if you're into them.

Is this the thread, Dash?

yes

Anyone know of any edible cum-lube? Stuff that'll taste realistic? I can't eat my own because I always lose the urge as soon as I cum :(

This thread is really boring. Where are the fun people?

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just have some slut fuck another guy and you can eat his cum out of her and use it as lube while you're still hard.
>Bada bing
>bada boom

Thinks circumcision is because Jews....fucking lol wat a dumb americunt...

Woo go Wellington

We need the fiction of a Big Other. There must be an agency which, as it were, registers our predicament. An agency where the truth of ourselves will be inscribed, accepted. An agency to which to confess. But what if there is no such agency? This was the utmost despair of many women raped in the post Yugoslav war in Bosnia in the early 90s. They surived their terrible predicament and what kept them alive was the idea, "I must survive to tell the truth." If, when, if they survive they made a terrible discovery: There is no one really to listen to them. Either some totally ignorant bored social worker or some relative who usually made obscene insinuations like, "Are you sure you were not enjoying even a little bit the rape?" and so on and so on. They discovered the truth of what Jacques Lacan claims. There is no Big Other. There may be a virtual Big Other to who you cannot confess. There maybe a Real Other, but it's never the virtual one. We are alone.

I'm going to talk about Slavoj Zizek and/or garbage.

Ironic.

You do you, man. You do you.

well, at-lest our dick does not look like a horror flick creature that stared in 3 movies.

I don't do anything because I don't exist. I am merely a social construct. A form which ideology is projected onto.

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continue.....

Yep, their poor little anteater dicks....lol

Don't really have much else since I only do this occasionally.

In our Postmodern, however we call them, societies we are obliged to enjoy. Enjoyment becomes a kind of a weird perverted duty.

This isn't g/fur.

k

A desire is never simply the desire for a certain thing. It's always also a desire for desire itself. Desire to continue to desire. Perhaps the ultimate horror of a desire is to be fully filled in, met, so that I desire no longer. The ultimate melancholic experience is the experience of the loss of desire itself.

you're a gfur

The passage from sublime to excremental is the elementary dialectic of commodity.

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The choice between the blue and the red pill is not really a choice between illusion and reality. Of course Matrix is a machine for fictions, but these are fictions that already structure our reality. If you take away from our reality the symbolic fictions that regulate it you lose reality itself. I want a third pill. So what is the third pill? Definitely not some kind of transcendental pill which enables a fake fast food religious experience, but a pill that would enable me to see not the reality behind the illusion but the reality in illusion itself.

what is this thread

One time, I had to back my dad up in a fight when I was about 12 because he punched some guy at Arby's when they ran out of roast beef and got all rude about it

Bleh, Warframe's patcher is at 39%, but I need to go to sleep.

this is why we shouldn't be left alone

can you let it update overnight?

I've known that for a long time

The light from my tower would keep me up.

Too chubby lose a few pounds pls

how could you let us do this to ourselves

you should get a sleep mask

This thread is ideology.

Isn't that how everyone reacts? Look at Black Friday, people are trampled to death or otherwise assaulted over commodities.

sometimes I have things to do

Trying to. It's hard to lose weight at 5'2" and 105lbs in a country were the average male is literally twice your weight. Everything is so fucking calorie dense.

I am already eating from the trash can all the time. The name of this trash can is ideology. The material force of ideology makes me not see what I am effectively eating. It's not only ideology that enslaves us. The tragedy of our predicament when we within ideology is that when we think that we escape it into our dreams, at that point we are within ideology.

then you gotta expect that sometimes things are on fire when you come back

is it?

it is, it's why I don't come around as much anymore, less fire to deal with

underrated post

you just gotta start bringing a fire extinguisher with you

sometimes it's more fun to just watch the fire

I have to pee

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Fuckin' namesync

it's fun to just cuddle up by the fire with someone

then just go

Yes. It is precisely ideology. Ideology in the traditional sense of illusory, wrong way of perceiving reality. Ideology is not simply dreaming about false ideas and so on. Ideology addresses very real problems but mystifies them. One of the elementary ideological mechanisms is the temptation of meaning. When something horrible happens it must mean something.

are you getting at something?

Butt I don wannaa

I lose my grip everytime I use a lube

maybe

well then I guess you'll have to pee yourself

i prefer fleshlights
filteredyouth.com
welcome (;

it sounds like you are

No, I'll pee YOURSELF!
Don't question that logic

Make a webm of it too. Wetting is hot.

I run a porn shop and sell tons of lubes. This and uber lube are decent silicones.

>this
and also
>gtfo

Why are you using lube to jack off? thats retarded

well there's a fire here...

just go ahead, I won't question it

that there is

When I start peeing, it'll somehow end up in your pants instead of mine

and I assume you have no one to cuddle up with

it'll end up all over both our pants