ITT: Ruin the interview in 5 words
ITT: Ruin the interview in 5 words
I earned the degree online
speaking loud: I REQUIRE ANAL SUSTENANCE HUMAN
Is there a drug test?
Is alright if I dip?
fucking great
You dont background check right?
I majored in gender studies
Sorry, I'm just really hungover
Jet fuel melts steel beams
T H I S
Meter was taken, parked handicap
How much is the pay?
I just came in here to use your washroom...
Jews Nine Eleven Dubs Get
Nah thats an important question for real jobs
can i get this friday off?
I'm going to replace you.
Nice trips chap.
Hobbies? I browse Sup Forums daily.
"I won't work with niggers."
Sorry, I forgot to wipe.
HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON
I voted for Hillary Clinton
They're dubble dubs, dipshit
Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger
Just done fingering your wife
I'll cover my neck tattoos
Are the cameras actually watched?
Where can I masterbate privately
Mind if I smoke here?
Are you pregnant or fat?
Shit, left my stove on
Sorry, I clogged your shitter
Wheres the nearest adult store
Whos the babe in HR?
Nice quints, dudebrolio.
"Hi, I am Melanie Trump"
I can only work tuesdays
think i got an STD
Any brown people work here?
Lotta hot chicks work here?
I fucking hate niggers boss
My cock wants your mouth
>Doesnt get the joke.
Your fired.
*give the manager a stare off*
Reply or your mother dies.
This wasnt my first choice
I masturbate to child pornography
No, Mr. user.
After a comment like that...
you're the boss.
Welcome aboard sir.
Diversity is a white construct.
Can I brush your hair?
You're.
What is he?!
...
nice tits for an indian
I can teleport
Sounded white on the phone.
I'm a premature ejaculator.
His fired.
I will arrive late constantly
Have you read Mein Kamf??
You ask too many questions.
I voted for Donald Trump
Sage goes in all fields
Can we wrap this up?
I have narcolepsy and tourrettes
So your application misgendered me...
Don't Jew me on pay.
Member' segregation? I member.
I want a corner office
Real eyes realize real lies.
Can i wear your skin?
Jaden, you're hired!
Im lowkey eye fucking you
Education? I graduated Kaplan University
Thanksss Dad.
harambe was just a gorilla
you dont get the job because we need a candidate who can be highkey
How old is your daughter?
2Pak Shaker actually
I have been silently farting.
Handshakes almost always trigger me
self employed, I sell blow
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I'm a registered sex offender
I have been silently fapping.
i like to browse 4chanb
Will suck dick for crack
where da white wimmin at?
Nigreos and spics should die
...
fuck I posted way to much on this thread.
Im a fucking loser
You're hired
Your mom was very loose.
...
I have brought a gun.
Sorry, I'm pretty girthy
The Y in your girl's silent.
Lol i just fucking got a job and wanted to celebrate by smoking. But i start monday and couldnt really ask if there was gonna be a drug test...