ITT: Ruin the interview in 5 words

ITT: Ruin the interview in 5 words

I earned the degree online

speaking loud: I REQUIRE ANAL SUSTENANCE HUMAN

Is there a drug test?

Is alright if I dip?

fucking great

You dont background check right?

I majored in gender studies

Sorry, I'm just really hungover

Jet fuel melts steel beams

T H I S

Meter was taken, parked handicap

How much is the pay?

I just came in here to use your washroom...

Jews Nine Eleven Dubs Get

Nah thats an important question for real jobs

can i get this friday off?

I'm going to replace you.

Nice trips chap.

Hobbies? I browse Sup Forums daily.

"I won't work with niggers."

Sorry, I forgot to wipe.

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON

I voted for Hillary Clinton

They're dubble dubs, dipshit

Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

Just done fingering your wife

I'll cover my neck tattoos

Are the cameras actually watched?

Where can I masterbate privately

Mind if I smoke here?

Are you pregnant or fat?

Shit, left my stove on

Sorry, I clogged your shitter

Wheres the nearest adult store

Whos the babe in HR?

Nice quints, dudebrolio.

"Hi, I am Melanie Trump"

I can only work tuesdays

think i got an STD

Any brown people work here?

Lotta hot chicks work here?

I fucking hate niggers boss

My cock wants your mouth

>Doesnt get the joke.

Your fired.
*give the manager a stare off*

Reply or your mother dies.

This wasnt my first choice

I masturbate to child pornography

No, Mr. user.

After a comment like that...

you're the boss.

Welcome aboard sir.

Diversity is a white construct.

Can I brush your hair?

You're.

What is he?!

...

nice tits for an indian

I can teleport

Sounded white on the phone.

I'm a premature ejaculator.

His fired.

I will arrive late constantly

Have you read Mein Kamf??

You ask too many questions.

I voted for Donald Trump

Sage goes in all fields

Can we wrap this up?

I have narcolepsy and tourrettes

So your application misgendered me...

Don't Jew me on pay.

Member' segregation? I member.

I want a corner office

Real eyes realize real lies.

Can i wear your skin?

Jaden, you're hired!

Im lowkey eye fucking you

Education? I graduated Kaplan University

Thanksss Dad.

harambe was just a gorilla

you dont get the job because we need a candidate who can be highkey

How old is your daughter?

2Pak Shaker actually

I have been silently farting.

Handshakes almost always trigger me

self employed, I sell blow

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I'm a registered sex offender

I have been silently fapping.

i like to browse 4chanb

Will suck dick for crack

where da white wimmin at?

Nigreos and spics should die

...

fuck I posted way to much on this thread.
Im a fucking loser

You're hired

Your mom was very loose.

...

I have brought a gun.

Sorry, I'm pretty girthy

The Y in your girl's silent.

Lol i just fucking got a job and wanted to celebrate by smoking. But i start monday and couldnt really ask if there was gonna be a drug test...