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Metal Genera - "anything i don't like is nu-male" edition
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t. nu-male

Vektor a shit

essential first post

Danzig

manly glam

Why Amplifier Worship and Isa, though? Pink and RIITIIR would be the obvious picks from each band

Cancer continues
Post some sick albums

the sickest

>not heartwork

...

I literally only listen to one album on this list, im surprised, its slow, deep and hard by type o negative

We need to get rid of all this nu male shit and listen to real metal for real men like ICP

no ICP is Sup Forumscore we can't listen to that

Is this the least nu male metal album of all time?

ICP?

>the gayest album of the bunch
figures
>melodeath
>sicker than one of the most essential deathgrind/goregrind albums with the word SICK on the name and a SICK album cover
fucking nu-males

we are all in agreement that this was the peak performance right?

18th for Ghost

Insane Clown Posse
Only white guilt nu-male SJWs hate them

...

>implying a shitband like that can have a discernible peak
There's virtually no difference from their zenith and nadir, so whatever, sure.

FUCKING MAGNETS

HOW

DO

THEY

WORK

>Precambrian
>Amplifier Worship
>Bergtatt
>Eceilles de Lune
>Weighing Souls With Sand
>Conqueror
>Rust in Piece (?)
>Filosofem (?!?!)

Why lads why

>le literally random notes on a guitar aka grind
>SICK

pick one and only one my underage friend

all nu-male magnets

Post em

t. nu-male SJW

>not Judas Priest's Live Aid

youtube.com/watch?v=N4mL4nyiGgE

Magic

Do I have to explain to you that they're not metal, though? Also give it some time. There's already hipsters who listen to them ironically, it's only a matter of time before nu-males listen to them as some sort of attempt to seem accepting and open minded.

>the only good MPE albums

nice

Inhumanity is in particular a unique melomeal album that I adore

t. nu-male

t. nu-male

I'm truly sorry for you. Maybe you should stick to Soundtrack To Your Escape or similar.

t. nu-male

You think David Brock fucking blasts Amplifier Worship in the cuckshed where all the shills post about rural and suburban retards?

You think that Braeden bobs his head to Rust in Peace while Jaquavious and Dyrellion take his wife out to dinner?

Do Joss Whedon and Wil Wheaton enjoy Varg's music while they talk about advances in intersectional feminism and how a woman hasn't touched them in months?

t. nu-male

grind is fun to listen to but its literally the lowest quality form of metal

well, maybe second to slam. Hell, even fucking deathcore is better than grind

How do we feel about behold... The arctopus - skullgrid?

how many (you)s did you get?

nu-male wank

this is numale
that is numale
he is numale
you are numale
we are numale
the universe is numale

t. mu-nale

>Deathcore > anything
Fag

not as many as (you)
fucking nu-male

2

I only like early grind and deathgrind up to a point, but you can't give me that " lowest quality form" bullshit when post-second-wave BM, sugarcoated melodic prog flowerpower metal and Behold The Arctopus exist.
Five!

3

sugarcoated melodic prog at least requires you to come up with listenable, memorable melodies and often has intricate variations that reward the listener on each subsequent listen

whereas you can only listen to so many 90-second long blast beat songs.

4

>sugarcoated melodic prog
>memorable
>listenable
>implying "intricate variations" are enough to make good music
No wonder you don't like grind. You can't understand it.

>unironically defending grind with a phrase "good music" and "understand"

Starting this off by saying there's no way we're having a Sup Forums-meet, anyone know many of the smaller bands at IncinerationFest? I'm a filthy casual and hardly know any of the smaller bands on here. Going anyway because Sodom and 1349 fuck yeah, but most of the Boston Music Rooms bands are literally who to me.

looks like you can't even into grind yet judging for the poor description you just gave
...nu-male

>whereas you can only listen to so many 90-second long blast beat songs.
maybe (You) but not me bud

Is there any SLAM that SWINGS?

everyone ITT except for me is a nu-male
you can't refute this fact
go back to crying about chad

There is only one slammish band i like

Name a better youtuber
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T. nu male

>grind is more "good music" than proge

even shit proge shits over the best grind
but thats perfectly fine, its okay to enjoy shitty things

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God emperor sseth

>Autopsychosis
what the fuck does that even mean
I agree entirely; everyone ITT except for me is a nu-male.

t. projecting nu-male

Vegan gains

t. nu male

actually I can

I've been shilling for this band on Sup Forums since 2005.

proge has been boring wankery that progresses nothing for ages now, besides a few exceptions
at least grind is always consistently fun and energetic

grindcore shows and grindcore fans.

imagine taking hardcore and its ethos and then making it even more shitty.

n. a delusional condition, usually involving some type of psychosis, in which the individual posits distorted ideas about him- or her
AUTOPSYCHOSIS: "The person showing signs of autopsychosis maintained that he or she was the devil incarnate who was sent by God to destroy mankind."


What is AUTOPSYCHOSIS? definition of AUTOPSYCHOSIS (Psychology Dictionary)

>even shit proge shits over the best grind
prog metal is the epitome of nu-male though

That goat is about to fuckin' lose it mate - gonna be an epic gig

This is the grindcore scene that i know

prog metal is older than you

oh ok thanks

Prog metal sucks a bunch of horse dick prog rock above all

>go to metal concert
>some dude dressed as jesus and some dude dressed as a condom hump each others while Phil Anselmo holds up a flag of Algeria

that's not what I asked for

don't talk shit about the wormrot goat you piece of shit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

prog metal is older than everyone on this website
what's your point nu-male

All metal is older than 99% of /metal/ posters.
What the fuck is your point?

disgusting children

r8 this m8

Seeing wormrot live in a week, shits gonna be wicked

When would you say prog metal was born? Hope you don't pinpoint some late-70s prog-ish hard rock act as the beginning of prog metal.

t. cheeto dust

Show some current prog metal that isnt shit or hasn't been done before better
I'll wait, I'd gladly embrace some not-shit proge.

What was that grindcore album with a noose in the cover and is named something, Grozny, something

>Screaming for Vengeance
>Headless Cross

ft. Björn "Speed" Strid

Only good thing is slayer hell awaits
No idea

2016 called, it wants its memes back

Yacopsae - Tanz, Grozny, Tanz

Oh i saw those guys live i think

no that's Powerviolence, i'm looking for a grindcore album

Cheers

how to trve kvlt?

hello this is dog

burn a church full of gay christians

How do we purge the numale threat