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Azor Jon

GoT sucks lol

Azor Jon

we see you

rip rickon, last true stark

SEASON 4 WAS BEST SEASON
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEE

Why do people still pretend like Arya is a sweet girl after this and after ripping a face with her own hands like it was nothing?
She's clearly a deranged psycho

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

what WAS the doom of valyria, anyway

what caused it

was it christianity?

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Bran(?)
Also Benjen

I miss ramsay

Calling it, Sansa won't marry Petyr or fuck him, if she does she knows she'll lose all power over him.

Remember this moment?

>Petyr: She may not be the grandest ship in the world or the fastest, but she's mine. I've always wanted a ship. Now I want a dozen. Strange, isn't it?
>Sansa: What is?
>Petyr: It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it, then we want something else.

no.

They dug too deep
Also wikis exist

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Volcanoes sustained dragons and gave the Valyrians their power

Volcanoes eventually erupted and destroyed the Valyrians for pottery

What are the chances that this shit gets canceled?

Its not that big deal as evryone pretends to be.

People are morons.

Jon is the incest baby of Ned and Lyanna. He's ALL Stark.
N+L=J

Where is the Dorne plot going?

What is the widely accepted theory

Based Jon bros

Based Jon and Jon's cousin thread.

Thank you :)

Show me the numbers of the next biggest HBO show

OBLIG STANNIS CAMEO

Reminder that Varys is going to meet with Aegon

So if littlefinger is the one to bring up Jon's heritage, would that mean that

>The one man who wants to take everything is supporting the one Targaryen that wants to save the realm
and
>The one man who wants to serve the realm is supporting the one Targaryen out to take everything?

Targbowl when?

we still see you replying to yourself

Based Jon and Branbro thread, thank you OP.

Based Dusty Mesa poster.

Based Azor Jon posters.

Based "We see you" poster noticing us, senpai.

Based polite Jonbro.

OLD VOLANTIS BEST FREE CITY

BRAAVOS SLAVE NIGGERS OUT

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top kek

Based fucking Jonbros. #KingInTheNorth

In the show?

>Varys goes to Dorne in Ep10
>Forms alliance with Dorne + Olenna Tyrell
>Dany will land in Dorne and start invasion there

>shows get canceled when their ratings plateau

The widely accepted theory is that you're a big buttcheek.

I don't

I want to marry Book Cersei!

we see you

Probably related to the Tyrell, if not, to Danny.

It's heading trashwards at the speed of plot.

Into the trash where it belongs.

>wanting to be cucked and murdered

Is it worth it, even for those titties?

She looks like a mid 90s porn star

Ugh. How did a slag like that get on television?
Did they just go down to the gypsy camps or whatever and pick the first redhead they saw?

my fucking sides

But Cersei is a gross slag.
Playing her game will get you killed or worse.

Have fun being murdered

Never read the books, but I heard book Cersei is even more of a psychopath than show Cersei at her worst is

>cancelled

It's their most successful show ever, and they get a ton of merchandise too. They've been begging for 10 seasons, never mind cancelling

Varys will go North, he isn't so sure he want to support Dany now that he has seen she's as mad as her father. Instead he'll support an other unkown Targaryan heir, Jon Snow

xD

Sopranos

>You will never have an uncle as based as Gerion Lannister

DELETE THIS

>mfw Sansa and Littlefinger kill Jon next episode

She is. Show Cersei is a whitewashed disappointment compared to book Cersei.

I AM OF THE NIGHT

TDQR

>you now realize that pamela andersson would have been the perfect cersei

Sneks accept Dany's claim (because she's a woman) just like Doran would have done eventually, but without all that boring plot in between

But he was spotted at Dorne filming location with Diana Rigg.

It's a Dany/Yara/Ellaria/Olenna girl power alliance

>married to Renly
>married to Joffrey
>married to Tommen

Why do they all put up with being such cucks?

In all seriousness this is jist wrong.

yep, she can swallow thousands of my heirs and I wouldn't feel too bad about it

Have you accepted your Lord and Savior Br'hllorandon into your life yet?

>based
>dies while looking for a shitty sword in actual hell

Kevan is the based uncle.

Post yfw Varys arrives at Winterfell tomorow to support another Targaryan heir, one who isn't a mad tyran on the other side of the world

>Kelly C
>Salsa
>Jon Snow

Worst actors on the show, prove me wrong

*FEWER

Why is Sansa the most cutthroat tactician in all of Westeros bros?

>Robb knowingly sends 2000 of his men to die, just so that he can ambush and take the Kingslayer

>"SUCH EPIC, MUH THRONES, HARD CHOICES BRUH"

>Sansa knowingly sends roughly the same number of men to die, just so that she can ruse Ramsey Bolton and fuck up his shit

>"GRRR SO GAY, SHE SHE DO THAT? FUCKIN DAME OF THRONES SHIT, RREEEEEEEEEEE"

I just realized that people were probably imagining ASOIAF as looking like a standard, trashy WoW or DnD fantasy before the show and that doesn't sit well with me.

She is. But also a lot hotter and sluttier.

YISS

no. It goes like Gerion > Tygett > Kevan > Tywin

Genna is for /ss/

That would be pretty swift. Then again time seems to be convoluted in the land of ice and fire.

>putting based Jon in that list

We see you Stannis autist

Please tell me this shit isn't true. That's retarded. Give us 10 episode seasons for fucks sake.

I bet her asspussy is tight af

good post lad

Yes.

I'm still calling bullshit on Littlefinger having a note or whatever.

He may bring Howland though, the Vale would've had some contact at least with the crannogmen and he could've partnered up to go to Jon and Winterfell

I like to beat the shit out of guys like this. It's typically easy to do since oft times they will try to talk shit forgetting they are not behind a computer

plus all her brothers that still live
plus those men where the only ones still loyal to the Stark house

Because Sansa isn't trying to win a war, she just wanted revenge. Plus she's stupid, and has no purpose.

>Shrouded Lord
>In charge of an army of stone men
>Based

Only king I mean to bend my knee to.

>Tygett that high
>envious cunt that dies of an illness
Nah man

Genna/ss/ >>>>>>>>>> Gerion >= Kevan > Tygett = Tywin

>jon survives the arrows rain
>plot armored
>all the rest of the cavalries that survived the arrows rain
>perfectly normal

he was just lucky, as were hundreds of others knights involved. No foul.
Your perception of the event is just warped

Because she could've totally prevented that if she asked Littlefinger literally weeks earlier.
Heck she could've probably even ended it with no bloodshed at all. If Jon had fucking Vale on his side (which apparently is stronger than all big houses of the North combined) the big houses would've dropped Bolton quicker than hot melting shit

>Jon Snow
1v1 me mate

>Robs not out for revenge
A little bit of HURRR here and small dash of DURRR there

I thought they were splitting the ten that would make up 7 over two years.

The show has the worst looks tho.

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>Sansa knowingly sends roughly the same number of men to die

Why was she so upset about Jon's plan and kept telling him they need more men?

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14 episodes left goy

Only artists, on account of being retarded

Challenge accepted
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Can someone explain to me why is noone smoking here? How can you sit in a bar for an hour watching a show without enjoying a nice cigarette.