Mike "if you like the cock you get the shock" Pence has heard about possible fags around here...

Mike "if you like the cock you get the shock" Pence has heard about possible fags around here. Prove you're straight by not rolling doubles

I am no homosex mister VP

aint no gays here

I dont do the gay

I don't like cock

Nothing homo about me sir

Hook me up boys.

craving feminine penis is not gay

Nope, no gays here

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I like traps, but that doesn't make me gay.

guac merchant passing through

Being gay all comes down to uncontrollable chance, huh... Just like genetic homosexuality. This thread is surprisingly philosophical.

god hates fags

We found 'em Mr. Pence!

No faggots here Mr. Vice President

Mike "shock them straight" pence.
Mike "if you like dick youre mentally sick" Pence
Mike "dive for clams and catch a ban" pence.
Mike "trans people make great transistors" pence
Mike "dicks in fannies, no more nannies" pence

Hello sir

Foolish guac merchant!

What if I get trips? Is that a tranny faggot

>This thread is surprisingly philosophical.
Nah. Not so much.
Being gay is not like being blessed with double digits. It's an actual choice.
>in b4 this user is SJW and White Knighted to death

>Sup Forums
>prove you're not gay
lmao good luck
also kys

pussy only here gov'nah pence

YOU LYING FAGGOT

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shock him!

No worries, sir. You got all of em.

It's not a choice at all. I fully support gays but they don't CHOOSE to be gay anymore then I've CHOSEN to be straight. I couldn't be attracted to men if I wanted to be. It's just how you're born.

to the conversion camps, faggot!

He looks like a guy who would suck you off in a truck stop, then go back to his wife and kids.

I don't like any cock but my own

Go

No gays

M-May I show you my gf? Totally female, just look at those boobs ...

im not gay