It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.
We are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant do sh*t"
Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Moot and Heaven here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.
As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.
The clock is ticking, gentlemen.
We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.
- The Leader
Jace Brown
FUCK
Logan Lee
>kek you can't do sh*t Nice touch, the old pasta was getting stale
Jonathan Ortiz
maybe you should worry about the clinton foundation wannabe hacker
Gavin Ross
if 4ch dies we'll all just move to 8ch y'all know that right
Mason Barnes
Leader of fucking what, KEK.
Blake Rivera
Nice copypasta
Hudson Nelson
DARNIT GUYS, WHAT DO WE DO!!
Cameron Young
we'll forge a new 4ch from the ashes of the old 4ch
>if anything ever happens that is
Justin Jones
Literally this. Sup Forums will *NEVER* die.
Ian Garcia
Moots gone he can't ban anything at least change the pasta and keep it up to date
Lincoln Hughes
You fucking nubile cunts. 4chans been dead for years. Don't be so naive.
Camden Kelly
3 and a half hours? Do you mean 15 and a half?
Austin Wood
We are finished with your child pornography.....
There hasn't been CP here for at least a year. Damn you 2016!
Joseph Ward
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Alexander Cruz
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Camden Young
Not true.
Robert Sanchez
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Adrian Hernandez
Deer 4chin
It's us, Anomalous, egain. Except this time it's the luder tolking.
We are terminuted wit ur cheese pizza, blood, and bad joks that spread like runnin potatos and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Rideet? 9faf? Nu, nu. Here. Todai at 12:00am Pacific Time 4chin will officially come to an finich.
"lol u can't du poop"
Nut only I have my hackin skillz and teem aside me, I also have 9faf, the funding website of Anomalous asid us.
Your probably all thinking
"POOPIES GUISE WAT DO WE DU"
Thers is one thing you CUN do. Sey surry. I want Mut and Heven here, with the ID and everythong, saying surry, and beanning all of the bad things from your web.
Nuw, you have 3 and a haf hurs.
The cluck is doin tick tuck, ladiez.
We are a region. Forgive and forget. Expectro patronum.