Waifu claiming thread
Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>Fox-sama
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Claim on new thread + Shower time
You're 29 and still a virgin, who masturbates to cartoons? Please post a pic of yourself.
Someone kill me
when the fucking mexicans all mow their lawns at once :o
Moms making you take your monthly shower or else she's gonna unplug the internet again huh?
*hug*
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Claim
I don't have a ceiling fan though
Better question, what was going through my head when i made it
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What do you guys see in these cartoon characters exactly? It doesn't bore you knowing that you can never actually have a relationship with them?
a few of the waifus have seen my shitty profile pic
add me on facebook
can I join?
*hug*
sachi :o
I'd be happy to.
カラミチーマス
Hey man just because you watch anime and speak the language doesn't mean your a weeaboo.
You can watch anime, go ahead. My favorite anime are consistent, Toy Story, Cory in the House, Seinfeld. Hell you can even watch some hentai on the download. Just don't pretend to be japanese.
:ö::ö::ö::ö:
My waifu is real though
Thank you
Downlow*
>thinking filthy frank is funny
Ah, we have found the 15 year old with superior humor
this I actually agree with, shit taste in comedy
oh?
Shiro claimed.
Is it full shitpost time again?
It's like a celebrity crush, impossible but a fun idea
you should shitpost, shiver
how are you doing?
male tennis players are so fucking hot
they're usually my celebrity crushes :o
Thank you for the (you), no idea what that means though.
>oh?
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>GRRR stop liking what I don't like >:(
Why do you get angry when anybody likes what you don't like?
Why do you even come here if you don't like anime?
You're not even old enough to be on this website if you like filthy frank kid
:o
Pretty shitty, but that should help with the shitposting.
How about you, kami-sama?
And it's not really so much anime I have a problem with, it's these fucking repetitive, cancerous virginity festivals you people have. How intense does your autism have to be in order to feel the need to claim a cartoon character as your wife? Does it seriously bother you if you see this thread and don't claim it? Like what?
Sachi goes through my head even when i'm not here
I'm doing good, gonna watch shino's anime later cuz im bored, bought a laptop because pc died :(
did you celebrate veteran's day?
sachi is extremely cute :o
Why do y'all always try to act as though it doesn't bother you, when it clearly does? You even just admitted it. Now I'm about to get my girlfriends phone and my phone and computer and shit post this thread really hard because i caught y'all in a lie
is the word "bait" familiar to you
Have another. And I tagged you by accident.
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>being so autistic that when someone teases you for how insanely cringeworthy this is you think it's bait
Yeah, I bet you're a real popular guy who gets so much pussy
Oh.
Thank you anyways.
no, I'm an autistic faggot who occasionally frequents 2d claiming threads
I think that's completely evident to all of us
Sup Forums is a virginity festival.
Nobody really gets laid browsing Sup Forums. Nobody really gets laid circlejerking in a waifu thread. As nobody gets laid spamming a waifu thread.
You care too much about random people on the internet. If anime triggers you, you shouldn't be on Sup Forums at all.
Spending all day spamming a thread full of trash is cringeworthy tbh
Y'all do know if I just start making a shit load of these threads the mods will delete all of them including this one right?
do it then :o
Okay 15 year old wait till you're older and look back and cringe at how you used to like filthy frank
And you'll be banned then we'll make another
So go right ahead and do that
go for it then.
Shino's anime is bland as fuck. You'll like it.
>bought a laptop
But you can't really act like you're pc masterrace if you only got one of those.
>veteran's day
That's just a national holiday. We can't celebrate it here, because our veterans are literally nazis and people get pissed when we thank them for their service. Sieg Heil though.
You'll also get banned for it
You seemed like a pretty enjoyable person last night user
Oh well
They could, ya know, make more.
If someone gets banned for making one theu could just evade the ban simply
I like Papa Franku ironically. Like how teens and adults like Spongebob ironically.
Is cuck western 2d allowed
Did y'all ever notice get I only ever appear every other week? That's because during my weeks off I don't have time for this I age friends family and a girlfriend. I only do this during down time at work. Y'all do it 24/7 nonstop.
I was pretty damn drunk last night
I'm going to make some breakfast burritos to relax
What is this?
Oh no?
>tfw this guy is so tired of us he basically comes into the thread and shitposts all day because he has nothing to do.
At this point, we could say he's claiming shitposting and just pretend he's part of the thread.
>Like how teens and adults like Spongebob ironically.
Are you fucking retarded? Spongebob is unironically hilarious.
I agree
Interesting point. I really might stop now
pc master race people are cringe, I'm nothing like that
and so was shiros anime ;-;
never give up
check out this cutie :o
Are you saying you're enjoyable only when you're drunk?
Oh well, atleast now I know where your family is from originally, I actually didn't think you originated from there
Fanart of Lapis Lazuli (Steven Universe)
Dunno the artist
Yeah Bc everyone always calls me a Mexican on here which just makes me laugh
Mexican
M e x i c a n
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Hikku
She's allowed, but a shit tbh fam.
You're a darn Mexico
The fuck did you just fucking say about the sponge, you little bitch? I'll have you know he graduated first in the bikini bottom boat driving school, and he has been involved in numerous secret raids on jelly fish, and he has over 300 confirmed krabby patties.
youtube.com
Well, they are better than your $250 piece of shit without a graphics card.
>so was shiros anime
You take that back! There was literally nothing imperfect about it!
Can we agree that even though y'all are the butt of the joke, some of my pastas are entertaining? My gf thinks they are funny af and she barely understands this Waifu situation. Sometimes when I am crafting the sentences together in my mind I bust out laughing at the absurdity of it.
>me with a kanagaroo
need lewds of these :o
Fuck it, I'll take that
Good taste
No u.
No.
That'd be nice, shitposter-kun.
I'll give it to you that you have some creativity.
That Kangaroo looks cute, also post more of your doggo
I was cringing at the 5 minute mark, I'm saving up for a new pc, but I gotta spend money on holiday gifts so maybe in January I'll have a new pc
this is just sad to read
are you new? :o
u no :o
Oh so you have a girlfriend? Good for you.
I have a master's in Physics, and bachelors in Music. I play multiple instruments such as the clarinet, saxophone, bells, marimba, glockenspiel, guitar, electric bass, piano, french horn, violin, and I sing. I played a lot of sports when I was younger until I twisted my ankle while playing football (not the filthy american kind). I have also learned how to cook, clean, and build cabinets and shelves.
So you still think you're better than me?
>Sometimes when I am crafting the sentences together in my mind I bust out laughing at the absurdity of it.
No
Most of your "pastas" are the same
Could be worse. You could have spent £1000 on a laptop in 2013 that can't run most new games
No.
5 min mark is when that god made them the offer to change their lives, what was cringe about that?
>spend money of holiday gifts
Won't your family be deported?
I also want to specify that the creativity was meant for the first few ones you posted
Then they started being all more of the same
What are you doing in the waifu thread then ? Dont lewd your waifu it's rule number one
:o
:^I
Kazuki
No rule one is >Claim your waifu/husbando
I just play league and shitpost so it's fine
it cost 180 after discount
her face says yes c:
I gotta buy them supplies for mexico
you're back! cutie waifu
:o
Too much autism in one post man tone it down a little. Do I think I'm better than you? Not at instruments obviously as I have the musical capabilities of a blood belching dog vagina. I would raise the question: how much pussy have these talents pulled you? I'm going to assume the answer is none and based on your academic pursuits I'm also going to assume you're unemployed, which I am not, nor am I single, so better than you? Depends. More talented? Unlikely
check out this cutie :o
Why are you involving me in this
Unlikely
This is rule one of waifu thread not rule one of having a waifu
fine, how about you just move your foot a little then? :o
What are the rules of having a waifu then?
I don't even think mine can do that
I think it's cheaper if they just buy the funny hats and tequila there.
aliceu ilu
hug me
:o
I gotta give it to you, your shitposting ability is impeccable
nice trips too
Don't fap to your waifu. If you do, you lose your waifu for ever. All other rules are common sense like treat her well and such, so they're not official rules
those are called sombreros, sombrero
and I would never encourage drinking ;-;
can you play minesweeper?
what are your true intentions? :o
I don't fap to my waifu, I fap to all the other waifus
how many times do I need to say this?
Then post a picture
I'm joking, I didn't even watch far enough to get to her. The show itself is shit, but she looks cute.
What?
I meant to reply to you.
No.
No u.
One thing I want to understand from you: why do you consider getting laid so important? It's basically all you say.
Gozaimasu, shitposter!
I'm assuming you mean "Hand" when you say girlfriend?