Why dont you have a cumbox Sup Forums ?

Why dont you have a cumbox Sup Forums ?

My gf is my cum box. She swallows every time

I already have 10+ pee bottles and my room looks like a fucking garbage dump. I don't think I need a cumbox to make things even worse.

>Having a box
>Can't lock low quality ones without suspiscion
>Can't waste high quality ones on cum
>Anyone can see it, open it and react disgusted to your acts
>Even if you hide it the reek will surpass and reach someone's nose
Really?

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i just cum on the ground and smear it in

somewhat similar.

i just cum on my blanket and turn it over

>Implying everyone has friends

Heres mine.

i have and it have a psp motherboard in it. 5 years later what is look like

Oh no it's one of these threads

bump

Sup Forums you are nasty as fuck, jesus

Because I am a decent, clean human being.

bump for nasty shit and cringy.

I beg you post a pic of your room, make sure to black out incriminating stuff

Why has there been a fire in there, seeing if you can put it out before you run out of squirts?

IT IS HUMAN NOW

I don't need one, i usually cum on old (but clean) t-shirts, and wash them every few days

Because he was on fire! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;p ;p ;p xD xD

duh

post moar of your cumbox

>2016
>not owning a cum jar

more.
inb4 trap

Is that what happens inside of girls? How does it feel do they feel crusty

What is the end goal of keeping a cum jar?
Also, checked and check mines

>2016
>not cumming in ur own mouth

fucking savages

So you can know how many jars you can fill in a year, and then you can compare with your cumjar buddies

> I am 12 years old and what is this

sitting around watching porn and jerking off, i accidentally came in my eye the other day.

it was a real lifechanger.

tonight, i'm going out and am determined to find someone else's eye to cum in.

Boyish, but not trap

I cum in my old boxers

>reddit

fuck off cancer

Cumming in a jar sounds like extra effort for no reason.

I normally eat my cum off of my hands.

i eat my cum so i dont have to smear it on stuff
yum yum yum! ;)

w-w-why? this is very wrong

What the fuck Sup Forums?

In the last 10 years my mom found about 15-20 cumsocks and maybe 5 cumtowels.
Never said a thing, but man i felt so ashamed every time i realised they were missing.
If i'd keep a cumjar and she found it i think i couldn't share the house with her anymore.

That's why living alone is awesome, you can have as many cumjars as you want, you can even label them with the different types of porn you watch

I didn't realize this many degenerates lurked Sup Forums.

Either that, or I'm falling for some bait.

Is it that hard to cum inside of clean rags, then wash them?

Where do you hide them when friends come over?
How do you think they would react if they found them?

Mine's called "OP's Mom"

You people are dirty fucks. Why not wash your boxers after every time you cum? At least you can always use it forever when you do this and you won't have this disgusting shit in your house.

How big of a box is she?

Toilet paper.

DO YOU AFFORD IT!?

And where do you usually cum except your buddy's ass you fucking faggot?

that's autism.

I don't have friends, so I don't have to worry about that. My dog is always sniffing around though, he makes it kinda disturbing

God, you could probably live inside a box that large.

Yea, or cum into a fucking tissue or napkin like anyone that isn't a scared of girls basket-case

I'm indian and i literally never used toilet paper, ever.

U mad that I smell better than you? :^)

I wanna eat my cum but lose the urge when I get it what do Sup Forums?

I was trying to see what would happen if I didn't wash my boxers for a couple of years

jesus my god lord of savior in the high heavens. god bless us.

kek
man i can't judge you but cumjars are not my thing, i'll just stick to my cum towels and old tshirts

Oh so you are admitting to being a subhuman? Okay then.

why does my dog always snuff out my cum tissues. then when she finds it she runs away like a menace as I chance after her. it's like she knows and wants to make fun of me?

Oh fuck yeah, I missed one of these threads! Here's mine.

no pic no proof

I save mine for a little neighbor. Each week to 2 weeks she swallows it all down. She has no clue, but I think on a biological level, she is compelled to keep coming back

Andy?

i...is it alive?

no?

It's just a hobby, chill man

This is what happens when lonely fat virgins jerk of so much they become bored of it and start having contests of who can save up the most cum.

This is literally the onset of some mental disorder that i dont know that name of the top of my head, but it has to do with mental health patients who hoard used tampons, fecal matter and other bodily fluids.

There is actually something wrong with you, please seek help dudes.

This reminds me of JIZZUS CHRIST!

I don't because when I cum, I just rub it all over myself, wait for it to dry, then take a shower and go to bed.

I may be a fresh newfag, but i know what's a good bread, and this one is good.

Well you keep using toilet paper and spread the shit all around your asshole where it stays for many hours until you wash.
I wash my asshole immediately after taking a shit, so who's the dirty one?

Nice, how many work days does that jar have user?

Exactly 286 days

if you really stare at it, it kinda looks like a bunch of human faces staring back at you.

i wonder if those are the adult faces of the children you would've had if you came inside a woman instead of your old boxers.

Gtfo normie

satan demands proof

okay. You do have some what of a point. When you wipe your ass in the bath or shower, you are collecting shit with your finger nails. that can manifest for weeks. no wonder you guys have Ebola out breaks. am I right? I wipe my ass, and yes I spread it around, but I wipe my ass until there is no left sign of shit.

I just cum on the floor like a normal human being.

same but i smear it in the carpet and the next day its gone

ahahahaha it's not gone. it's still in the fabric.

>evaporation

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Better to collect it with your hands and fling it across the room at hustler centerfolds on wall while yelling spiderman meme quotes. Whatever's left on hands is wiped on pants. Never noticed any stains I don't know why people think its a big deal. Not like I'm under a blacklight ever.

We, in the civilized world, use this.

lol

>It's gone
KEK! magic carpet heh?

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How many faps a day ?

eFAPoration

aha and you're the one calling other's newfag. never ceases to amuse me.

Is that a real thing?

its not a real cumbox until it grows some nice fungus

what amuses you? the fact that I would call people newfags for falling for these pictures that have been posted here for years and acting like OP actually has a cumbox? or that someone called you a newfag and now you're feeling insecure so you gotta play it off like you didn't take the bait?

NOOOO DONT GO IN THERE WHAT THE FUCK

heh. I uh.

I knew the whole time.

some slides out, the rest probably dissolves. vaginas keep themselves clean on their own.

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i cum on all my sisters stuff
i nutted on her blankets a couple days ago and i covered it in cum and laughed as she slept in the blanket

i do not cum

Lol ok, buddy