Sup Forums creates a religion

Sup Forums creates a religion

>dubs decides what the commandments are

Thou shall not be a faggot

OP Sucks everyones cock

1. It's pronounced "gif", not "jif".

Thou shall perform a rimjob every sunday. Oh Praise the Lord. Praise Thee

This

Thou shall kek in delight for every rekt thread. Oh Lord! Fuck me in the ass!

Op is always gay.

we already have one
praise kek

Thou shalt create a test thread every day.

Everytime you get a message from a horny single in your area you must reply.

Holy shit

Spaghetti Monster

Praise be unto kek

Thou shall put thy nipples in the hot straightener or 3 seconds daily

if a hole is presented, thou must fill it with foreign objects.

Op must put sharpie in pooper and poSt pics with time stamp

Thou shall provide time stamps for every important event

KEK is the one and only god and Pepe is his messenger. Memes be upon him.

Do one to others before they do one to you

Reroll

...

If thou art a female, thou must post tits or getith the fuck outith. Posting of the tits requires a time stamp.

All hail the mighty trips OP deliver

Praise kek.

Though must put pen into peehole and post pics with time stammp

Thou shall present tits of GTFO

Chanology already exists

Anal is mandatory

roll

Rolling for this

once more

being transgender is considered a mental illness.

roll

rill

rolio

Praise be Kek

Re-roll

Rolling for this

Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cucks, I will fear no faggot, for Trump is with me.

Rolling for this. also, All trans must be executed

Always vaginal, never pull out.

Thou shalt get dubs

This

you must use linux, it's a sin to use windows

Tits or leave immediately

You have my roll

Triple zeros and 33 dubs. Illuminati confirmed.

Free will is God's will

All black have to go back

The Apostles of Kek

1.) Adolf the Divine
2.) Donald the Baptist
3.) Shkreli the Samaritan
4.) Pablo the Beaner
5.) Bernie the Tax Collector

Though shall assume those of lesser intelligence are niggers reguardless of skin color.

The neighbor of the beast.

I like this one

Like it, reroll

roll

roland

Roll for dubs

rrr

rarar gaga

Thou shall not steal ones memea

frrrrrrrrrr

RERROLL

You should fap only to cumjar and nowhere else

Thou must get dubs once a day or kek will strike you down

1. Prasie kek
2. Op must put sharpie in pooper and poSt pics with time stamp.
3. All black have to go back

Trips?

Thou shalt never Jew

madman

don't follow any commandments except this one

get rekt fuckers

I move to strike this one down due to gay

1. Praise kek
2. Op must put sharpie in pooper and post pics with time stamp.
3. All black have to go back.
4. Don't follow any commandments except this one.

Thou shalt slayeth Muslim sandniggers, in the name of Kek and his vessel, Trump

It's a sin to post on Sup Forums

Women must offer pussy to be grabbed by

Praise kek

OP is always a faggot.

Roll?

"Wrong"

>Thou shalt only marry traps

Roll

Mixed race niggerjews are the master race.

Dubs check em

Roll
No

Thou shall be a niggerjew.

Thou shall kill all non-niggerjew subhumans and wipe them out from Earth.

Dubs check em.

Thou shall worship the niggerjew.

Dubs check em.

>Thou shall gas all Jews and send all niggers back to the zoos

Roll

Thou shall enslave all non-niggerjews, then rape and kill all non-niggerjews.

we are the jews now. replace the word god w kek but everything else stays the same. New prophets deemd by gets

Thou shall not let niggers have jobs.

reroll.

Thou shall kill all non-niggerjews. Niggerjews shall be fruitful and multiply in all discovered planets in the universe by the billions of gazillions.

We niggerjews now.


Dubs check em.

It fucking rhymes... Rolling for this poetic commandment.

Thou shall lose all hope for humanity

Thou shall convert to niggerjewdaism.

Thou shall rape all the women and breed only niggerjews.

Milhouse will never be a meme