Sup Forums creates a religion
>dubs decides what the commandments are
Sup Forums creates a religion
>dubs decides what the commandments are
Thou shall not be a faggot
OP Sucks everyones cock
1. It's pronounced "gif", not "jif".
Thou shall perform a rimjob every sunday. Oh Praise the Lord. Praise Thee
This
Thou shall kek in delight for every rekt thread. Oh Lord! Fuck me in the ass!
Op is always gay.
we already have one
praise kek
Thou shalt create a test thread every day.
Everytime you get a message from a horny single in your area you must reply.
Holy shit
Spaghetti Monster
Praise be unto kek
Thou shall put thy nipples in the hot straightener or 3 seconds daily
if a hole is presented, thou must fill it with foreign objects.
Op must put sharpie in pooper and poSt pics with time stamp
Thou shall provide time stamps for every important event
KEK is the one and only god and Pepe is his messenger. Memes be upon him.
Do one to others before they do one to you
Reroll
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If thou art a female, thou must post tits or getith the fuck outith. Posting of the tits requires a time stamp.
All hail the mighty trips OP deliver
Praise kek.
Though must put pen into peehole and post pics with time stammp
Thou shall present tits of GTFO
Chanology already exists
Anal is mandatory
roll
Rolling for this
once more
being transgender is considered a mental illness.
roll
rill
rolio
Praise be Kek
Re-roll
Rolling for this
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cucks, I will fear no faggot, for Trump is with me.
Rolling for this. also, All trans must be executed
Always vaginal, never pull out.
Thou shalt get dubs
This
you must use linux, it's a sin to use windows
Tits or leave immediately
You have my roll
Triple zeros and 33 dubs. Illuminati confirmed.
Free will is God's will
All black have to go back
The Apostles of Kek
1.) Adolf the Divine
2.) Donald the Baptist
3.) Shkreli the Samaritan
4.) Pablo the Beaner
5.) Bernie the Tax Collector
Though shall assume those of lesser intelligence are niggers reguardless of skin color.
The neighbor of the beast.
I like this one
Like it, reroll
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roland
Roll for dubs
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rarar gaga
Thou shall not steal ones memea
frrrrrrrrrr
RERROLL
You should fap only to cumjar and nowhere else
Thou must get dubs once a day or kek will strike you down
1. Prasie kek
2. Op must put sharpie in pooper and poSt pics with time stamp.
3. All black have to go back
Trips?
Thou shalt never Jew
madman
don't follow any commandments except this one
get rekt fuckers
I move to strike this one down due to gay
1. Praise kek
2. Op must put sharpie in pooper and post pics with time stamp.
3. All black have to go back.
4. Don't follow any commandments except this one.
Thou shalt slayeth Muslim sandniggers, in the name of Kek and his vessel, Trump
It's a sin to post on Sup Forums
Women must offer pussy to be grabbed by
Praise kek
OP is always a faggot.
Roll?
"Wrong"
>Thou shalt only marry traps
Roll
Mixed race niggerjews are the master race.
Dubs check em
Roll
No
Thou shall be a niggerjew.
Thou shall kill all non-niggerjew subhumans and wipe them out from Earth.
Dubs check em.
Thou shall worship the niggerjew.
Dubs check em.
>Thou shall gas all Jews and send all niggers back to the zoos
Roll
Thou shall enslave all non-niggerjews, then rape and kill all non-niggerjews.
we are the jews now. replace the word god w kek but everything else stays the same. New prophets deemd by gets
Thou shall not let niggers have jobs.
reroll.
Thou shall kill all non-niggerjews. Niggerjews shall be fruitful and multiply in all discovered planets in the universe by the billions of gazillions.
We niggerjews now.
Dubs check em.
It fucking rhymes... Rolling for this poetic commandment.
Thou shall lose all hope for humanity
Thou shall convert to niggerjewdaism.
Thou shall rape all the women and breed only niggerjews.
Milhouse will never be a meme