REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

are u a wizard op?

why not?

OP please
we both know thats impossible

Sure

i

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

You sure about that?

Nigger

ok

thx

well, I have one, but I am not happy with her so, yolo :D

would be nice

bump

okay

OI!

pls work

.

I hope i finally get a match on tinder. No one ever swipes right

Worth a shot

i hope shes asian

If only

she better be thicc

you better dare

Wahhhhhhhh? No way!

sure thing op
i want to believe

didnt work last time fag

only if I get doubles......well shit

satan cosby trips

Nothing to lose

Lol no I won't

better not be a prank

okay she better be a 6'8 280 pound Icelandic body builder named helga

Can't take any chances

didnt worked yesterday moron

Sounds good my man !

You can have mine

asfasdf

I doubt it

...

about time...

Ok

oh pretty please

I hope OP

...

KEK

DEATH BY SNU SNU

If OP lies his mother will die in her sleep tomorrow night.

I will die alone

Yep I réplica that

I need dis

.

please god let it not be a fat bitch

what if we already had one

Let's go

roll

plz

Make her cute and nice

word?

thank you

Why the fuck not

Why not

ARYAN QT PLS
WORK YOUR MAGIC MANE

You better not be lyin' OP!

awwww yea! finaly the world got easy again.. posting here and i have a gf! wohooooo.........

Rolling, lol.

finally

Sure

Girlfriend you say

>Be Me
>Single for 6 years
>See post on Sup Forums
>Replies to get girlfriend
>Grandmother sends me nudes the next day
>Never fapped so hard before in my life

Gotcha

but i'm married.

gf get, checkem

Hope is the last thing you lose

WSHIT

so shes gonna roll up to my attic

sure.
sure.

proof?

also, trips get

pls be real

Come bac

This might be awkward

You fools! She'll drain you of your life force and leave you a decaying husk of your former self!

Thanks mate

>implying this will even work

Ha! Too bad I'm unlovable!

...

oh shit, kek, i obvs meant dubs get haha

what if i already have one?

I hate myself even more for replying.

i know i wont :(

...

Get

optimism never hurt

I want a new one. My current one sucks.

imagine a singles get even, now THAT would be funny

I know it won't happen. But do I have anything to loose?... No...

wow, op, wow

Nothing to lose.

oh boy things are looking up for ol' Gill

oh please oh please

Oh yes great I look forward to her hooray

shame about my dead mother