Be guy, 32

>be guy, 32
>greentext a bit
>have no point to thread

...

>be me
>see thread
>chuckle

>be me
>jerk off cause turned into daily routine
>profit???

>be me
>eat tomato
>was bad tomato

>be me
>join in thread
>feel sense of belonging

>be me
>click on thread
>click back to the other thread i was on
>type thanks saussage tits
>click back to this thread

>be me
>see thread
>is confused

>be me
>read this
>kek

>be me, like haikus
>decide to write one that's good
>leave this as reply

>be me
>or not
>be me

>Be me
>Have egg and spoon race with my mom down the stairs
>Both end up wrapped around a lamp post
>Dog eats our eggs
>Not having that
>Suck dogs willy
>Wake up with a hangover

>be me
>me be
>eb em

I too have fondness
of well structured poetry
even when soon gone

>be me
>Type greentext
>Post successful

>be me
>listening to music
>add plays at 1000% volume

>be me
>sees thread
>[insert self loathing comment here]

>2016
>OP not selling greentext stories on Amazon

>random user sees thread
>???
>gives point to thread

Your flow is quite good
are you well practiced in this
also I checked 'em

>be me, newfag
>call OP faggot and newfag
>fucking newfags

>be me
>burn leg with bic
>feel better

>itt:faggots

>be me
>eating cheerios
>cheerios are soggy

Even in acid soils
a hardy plant may flourish
with enough spirit

>be me
>am me
>is still me

fucking kek
time to make a novel compilation of all the feels stories

>be me
>depressed
>want to an hero but too scared

>what is life
>nigger penis
>I fucked a dog in the ass

>be me
>"what the fuck"
>cums buckets

>me
>be
>Sup Forums

>be me
>drinks water
>drowns

>be me
>23 year old with diamonds from browsing
>see this thread
>consider newfagging for the lulz
>fail miserably
>feelsbadman.png

@711505846

F-Fu-Fucking N-New Fags

Those are real wise words
But I'm not the same user
Read me more poems

how do you earn Sup Forums diamonds?

you can only get Sup Forums diamonds after you get Sup Forums gold
it's basically an upgrade

>be me
>kek
>fucking kek

I shall compose one
with zero prior planning
across the interwebs

>be me
>the end

But what if the end... is not the end

You browse gfur threads and have an incredibly confused mind.

>be me
>sleep
>wake up

>be me
>know that these will probably end up on /r/Sup Forums
>please include me in screencap

>be
>-space-
>me

>be me
>try butt plug
>plug dissapears into oblivion

not even light can escape the event horizon of a cackhole

>be me
>sees thread
>"dafuq"

>be me 9 years old
>cum for first time
>decide to taste

How I feel when browsing this Sup Forumsoard

What taste like?

>be me
>sister panties cum
>be normal

Have you tried pliers?

>be me 32
>wait a minute
> 32 can be divided into its factors: 1,2,4,8,16,32.
If we assign these numbers to letters in the English alphabet starting with A,B,C,etc = A,B,D,H,P,F (32 required us to restart counting from A). If we reverse the order we get Z,Y,W,S,K,U. We can then find the median of these letters (ex. [median of A and C is B]) and get M,N corresponding to 13 respectively.
We can insert this into OP message
>2e g32y
>gree13text 1 2it
>81ve 13 16oi13t to t8re1a4
If you don't reply your mother will die in her sleep tonight

fuck you

>be me
>sees post
>gods light shines into my soul

>be me at zoo
>sees snek
>slither on snekko

>be me
>newfag for the lulz
>faggot

Slither on snekko *tear falls from face*

>faggot
>faggo
>fagg
>fag
>fa
>f

>be me
>browsing Sup Forums
>check em

>be me
>be me
>be me

>be me
>20 something black male
>go out for some basketball
>lovely day
>go home
>go on internet
>meet thugs on internet
>mom finds out
>gets told You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

Holy shit kek

Why was that so funny

>it's snowing on mount fuji

Checks Sup Forums
>forgets > before checks Sup Forums
>realizes that he is slightly racist
>can't spell
>becomes nigger
>dies

>be me
>look at the next greentext
>the game

Oh ffs. I just lost.

>goes on Sup Forums
>finds this thread
>The Game
>lost
>mom finds out I lost
>i'm moving in with my auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I've lost this so many times it doesn't even matter anymore

>be me

What thr actual fuck

Checked, and it matters to me.

>be me
>see post
>ex dee

Oh you~ :3

...

I will remember this thread for the rest of my life

You can set your mind to anything you accomplish. I habeeb in you.

What are you fucking gay?

And it was all an accident. OP was a fag.

Tis true

>be me
>be a tree
>fin

>be think
>therefore
>be me

>be me

>be thread
>post me
>text green

>me be

>green
green again

>be me
>have diamonds
>thanks obama

>be me
>be meta
>beme ta

>eb em
>stewart
>me be

>being me is start
>next comes a personal fact
>lastly a punchline

>be me
>sees bulge
>OwO whats this

fucking kill me

>be me
>eating dumplin
>dumplin was will to live

> be me, guy 23
> suhana safar
> aur yeh mausam hasin
kthnxbi

>be me
>am hungry
>green

>lol
>kek
>zozzle

>be me
>also greentext a bit
>have no point to reply

>zozzle
>lol
>kek

>be me
>tries to understand thread
>does bad greentext

>be me
>work at pizza place
>poorly made pizza almost thrown out
>take it home
>put it in oven for couple minutes
>delicious

>be me 24 khv
>looking for cancer on Sup Forums to get horny and go on omegle
>finds this thread
>fml