Netflix Ratings

OITNB didn't even make the top 10.

SJWs BTFO

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How is that even possible?? I mean, The Ranch was terrible.
And this is probably before the new season of OITNB, sources pls

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I am actually really surprised by this.

Impressive. Jessica Jones is only lagging a little behind Daredevil, despite the latter having two seasons and Franking.

Fuller House is fucking awful. I watched one episode with my family and couldn't take it anymore. The blandest, most cringeworthy attempts at humor I've ever seen.

It's softcore porn. It's not meant to make you laugh, silly.

I'm surprised Fuller House did so well. Also, wtf are The Ranch and Flaked?

Also, Chelsea BTFO.

The period of time measured was Sept 21 2015 to May 2 2016. Third season of OITNB was released last June. OP didn't bother to read the article or its source.

>bojack horsemen nowhere to be seen
>animated shit really is just for kids

Is Love actually good?

How jewey is it? Is it gonna piss me off how the ugly jew guy gets laid all the time?

Well Bojack season 2 was last year user, these rating seem to be from after that

>F is for Family only 2 mil below House of Cards

There you go, ol Billy Redface!

this, fuck that show.

kind of horrifying that Fuller House did so well considering it's basically the whole thing Bojack makes fun of

Naw, Bojack makes fun of the Tony Danza show.

Fuller House gave me a thousand boners. Dam the Tanner girls hold up over time, loved them bitches.

The other seasons were still online, though. It's not like the show was not available during that period.

Flaked is the only good show on that list

It's the blandest show to ever exist holy shit

Everyone wanted to watch dem Stefanie titties. Pretty white women sell, to all demographics.

And I have millions of them swimming in my balls right now, and so do you.

Sure, but why would you expect the older seasons to be in the top ten streaming shows across Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon, which is what they were measuring? Even the most recent season had already been available for three months when they started collecting data.

I would imagine most people don't watch an entire season right away, or they would rewatch episodes..... I guess I'm wrong?

The Ranch is a steaming pile of shit. I don't understand the appeal.

How the fuck was The Ranch not horrible?

It doesn't make sense. It should have been really bad but it was actually really good.

This is probably the amount of people who watched one episode. I refuse to believe 21 million people sat through the whole season of Fuller House

>capeshit
>low tier comedies
>revivals
>house of cards

Netflix was a mistake.

>Fuller House
Plebs

Where tha fook is me Peaky Blinders?

The Ranch #4

jesu chris

In this particular case, yes, you're wrong. There's a reason Netflix releases their entire seasons all at once.

bgr.com/2016/02/05/netflix-shows-release-schedule-exec/

>Why not release them on a weekly schedule like a typical TV network? Why not try to build buzz and hype each week? It turns out there are two main reasons, and Netflix content boss Ted Sarandos explained them both in a recent interview.

>“There’s no reason to release it weekly,” Sarandos told HitFlix. “The move away from appointment television is enormous. So why are you going to drag people back to something they’re abandoning in huge numbers?”

>He explained that even in the case of traditional television, most viewers don’t watch shows on a weekly schedule anymore. Instead, they record shows on DVRs and watch them “in multiple episode stacks.”

>But that’s not all. Serandos also said that people’s viewing habits have changed in another key way. Instead of juggling multiple shows at once and watching new episodes each week, people want to dive into one show at a time and binge-watch it until they’re done.


As far as rewatching old episodes, the people who do so usually do it right before a new season starts to catch up. The numbers wouldn't be enough to push it into the top ten.

This is just a list of shows Netflix produces independently

Peaky Blinders is a bbc show they just feature.

i heard the first joke was a trump joke?

I know people binge watch, but usually I don't have time to watch a show the day or week it came out because there is other shit I am watching. I guess most people watch on day one.

I only finally watched Daredevil like 6 weeks ago.

>Lady Dynamite will never even break 1 million views because its not broad enough for the plebs that enjoy Fuller House
and The Ranch

Absolutely unforgivable

Of course, Drumpf XD hahahahahahahahahahahahagahahagagagagagagagagagagaaga
classic, clever, timeless comedy

And yet OiTNB just got picked up for 3 more seasons.

>not watching just to see how hard Jodie Sweetin's wardrobe makes your cock

>The figures from Symphony Advanced Media, which claims to measure media consumption using a panel of 15,000 viewers, have not been officially confirmed by either Netflix or Amazon.

>making a murderer
>20 mil

Are people really this stupid?
>fuller house
>21 mil

Well I guess so

Fuller House was great, deal with it faggot.

I don't believe we live in a world where flaked got 2m hits

Ive watched Fuller House, Daredevil, The Ranch, JJ, F is for Family, and Master of None

Fuller House and Ranch are just white noise for when im playing vidya, JJ was bad, Master of None was okay but obviously just trying to relate to me (a 20 something in the dating field).

Daredevil is God Tier and F is for Family is comfy af

>I watched the entire season because it felt like it was going to get better right around the corner
>it never did
>tfw pleb

>Fuller House
>21.5 million

What the fucking shit? How can anybody watch that crap?

Why is making a murdered bad? It was excellent

F is for Family is the best thing up there.

>Americans have shit taste in Television
More news at 11

>watch it for will Arnett
>is this show going anywhere
>it ends with no lessons learned by anyone except that red head

Really makes you think

Do you seriously just go into every thread and bitch about Americans?

Jesus Christ.

None of my top 10 Netflix shows is on that list, and I've only watched around half of them, and only finished 2.

+1
I really wanted to like it because I like Bill. I stuck through the whole season because I kept telling myself it'll get better soon. I am not going to watch season 2.

Because OITNB is too red pilled for SJW

You should never assume that the way you do things is the way everyone does things. That's just general advice for life. Everyone has weird habits unique to themselves, it's best not to think they're the norm and realize no one does things the way you do and then feel embarrassed about it.

Remember that Netflix had years worth of data on the way people used its streaming service before they even launched a single show of their own. They know that no one spaces their viewing out over a weekly schedule the way networks do. If they don't binge on a show over the course of a single day, they might be watching several episodes a day over the course of a week. In any case, rapid watching is the name of the game. They also know that the majority of viewership will come as soon as a show drops - late viewers will happen, rewatching will happen, but it won't be anywhere near the initial surge. I

I thought Netflix doesn't disclose stats? To encourage creativity and risks or something.

So it's just like the original series then.

There's nothing more satisfying than a little SJW-on-SJW infighting.

I'm surprised Gaspare Noe put up such good numbers

Seriously, Steph was every bit the sexpot Sup Forums made me hope she would be. Dem titties, mang.

>No Bloodline
>No Narcos
literally the only shit worth watching on shitflix

God I fucking hate Shitdevil and Cuck Jones. When will this Marvel meme end?

>DC cuck

This isn't really all that surprising. There's a lot of star power in this top 10.

I don't know how accurate these are since Netflix is all secret about their ratings, but it's depressing that this is the content that makes Netflix thing they can be the next HBO. Fuller House, The Ranch, and Jessica Jones are what we have to look forward to as more and more established movies/TV shows leave Netflix every year because they don't want to pay for the rights anymore.

Because it was biased garbage

da fuck? the worst shows on top at least that shit sense8 didn make the top

ya this is complete bullshit

I know tons of people who talk about OITNB irl but I don't think a single person I know watches Master of None

is The Ranch good? I never bothered with it

They fired based van dam because he wouldn't fuck the tranny on camera

The Ranch was pretty comfy, not great but okay to have on in the background. Ashton Kutcher is pretty good in it.

sorry user but I just cannot believe what you wrote

kek, about Kutcher? I was surprised too. Maybe he just seemed good compared to Danny Masterson who is just there to read off one-liners

>no narcos
>no bojack
>no bloodline

Shit list, shit people who watch the show, kill me.

I remember seeing a little bit of it on the living tv when it first came out. I thought it was some shitty sitcom parady or something before noticing it was an actual program.

So what's the best way to watch a foreign Netflix now that they've wised up to VPN's?

Torrents.