1. Name the ability you want to have

1. Name the ability you want to have
2. Other anons tell you the counter effect of this ability

I'll start

The ability to see throught any matter (clothes, wall, etc)

But only when you stick sharpies in pooper
The ability to an hero on command.

are blind
Ability to pee backwards

shit from dick
ability to flawlessly preform meme magic

peeing up your ass
Ability to control chance/risk

The moment you die the rest of the universe collapses.

your dick gets smaller everytime you use your ability

Become king of pirates

haha big xD user very funny le meme

ability to counter any (no exeptions) counter effect

Pirates are incredibly mutinous

but can only make random decisions
the ability to instantly regenerate all the semen in my balls

no superpowers

but your ability wears off

>but can only make random decisions
but then I'd be able to control the chance of my decision being random? so still a win

Counter effects gets countered by effect countering counter effect

I am god.

but you still a nigger

the ability to summon any pizza

so you'd rather be pervy voyeur than have the real thing?

I'd rather have the ability to seduce any woman.

The counter effect to yours is induce blindness in your presence.

Super speed

but only penis flavour

each time you summon pizza you also summon hungry hobo next to you

Butt pirates

but also in bed

no, because your decision to do so would be up to chance, which you will be able to control, but only if chance permits you to do so. you are normal man with no powers.

Can't tie shoes
Triple kick flip

the ability to completely heal any living being just by thought alone.

I would always roll trips

you can only use it in the dark

ok congrats, but if thats your power than its useless since you dont have ant other power

but you give the same damage/sickness to someone else

but whatever injury you heal is inflicted on you.

All your thoughts are transferred to the person.
The ability to fly

The ability to control chance

you can only heal their left pinky, or its equivalent if its not human

but you can only use it when you nut

can only be used underground

ability to turn invisible while playing the trombone

You still have no chance of getting layed

I can fly with dick windmill

But it would only work on "roll trips and leave Sup Forums forever" threads.

Every time you close your eyes, it burns like boiling water on your skin.
When you die you die
>
Only if someone is looking
Will never get a gf
change/risk is never cero, nor 100% (tfw when both power and condition are actually real)
But you will have 900 episodes when you are not
You have no power at all
You can use it only when sleeping
you meet kratos
Theres is always pineapple and apple in your pizza
everytime you use it, you age twice as fast
to your own mom
You cannot stop healing, if someone realizes its you, you lose your power.
not on 4chin
you are given 2 gigantic wings like a demon, impossible to hide.
its already done


>the ability to rape anyone just by looking them in the ass

super strength

in a parallel universe

in order to have fuel you must fill your dick with gasoline, like an engine

Trombone gets stuck in your ass for a week after each use.

Ability to post funny banana to every thread on Sup Forums at the same time.

has to be bare ass, no clothing whatsoever

Mind fucking

if you ever use it your mom dies in her sleep if you don't respond to this post

can only be threads you make

ability to summon limitless amounts of legal cash, specifically US dollars

ability to za warudo

Shit

Your skin starts to turn yellow and peels for each banana posted.

The ability to chew 5 gum

ability to make people disappear just by pointing at them and saying "bang"

Shape shift into any person or animal

but you can only do it to someone for 20 seconds

Everyone calls you a furfag and you end up killing yourself.

it can only be a dead person or dead animal, but as soon as you revert back your fine so thats cool i guess

but theyre all ones

The ability to make everyone happy!

he can finish in 5

The ability to create anything I wanted just buy thinking about it.

Doesnt affect others, it only happens in your mind kek
You cannot control it, always is super strength
economy crashes.
Only doing an ass spread stand
You cannot finger bang your gf/bf/dog
Stay as the animal/person for 24 hours
but you suddenly wake up

but immunity dogger

The shape shifting process takes 37 years

everyone takes their anger and sadness out on you

become god

Every one is permanently depressed

Ability to spell through

you lose the body part you point with permanently when used.

Reading other people's minds

>economy crashes.
oh well, onto another country

Every shred of happiness leaves you in crippling depression FOR FUCKING EVER

Topkek

I pick this one

You're the god of pastries, and can only do things involving pastries.

...

Have the ability to be laughably unqualified for president but still win the election

Alchemy.

...

that makes my superpower a really usefull one!

Liberal cucks riot and try to start a civil war.

They are depressed permanently though, so you can't use your power.

I'M already fucking depressed, you think you can do better? :P

Fuck. Checkmate

shapeshifting

but your vice president stages your assassination

ability to feed the world on demand

If I had that ability I'd point it Trump.

the ability to wipe everybody's memory of a famous song and then claim it as my own

I can send you some pictures of a puddle of my nutsack sweat

No one believes in you and your powerless

Firehose milky cannon tits

you also see antimatter
The ability to make people happy
>inb4 you become extremely unhappy
>inb4 I already have that superpower

Only into anthropomorphic animals of the opposite gender.

Everytime you rape an ass your dick shrinks 1/4 inch.

Too real, user.
already said
out of mache paper.
you become spell bee :D
They read/listen yours when using it
>not knowing how economy works
But you stay butthurt for the remaining 8 years hahaha
You cant have eyes
Already said
Only non copyrighted ones.
already said

The ability to doubles.

Ability to change race and sex at will.

Only in CP threads.

I create a machine to convert things made of paper mache into proper materials.

go ahead, make me laugh xD