1. Name the ability you want to have
2. Other anons tell you the counter effect of this ability
I'll start
The ability to see throught any matter (clothes, wall, etc)
1. Name the ability you want to have
2. Other anons tell you the counter effect of this ability
I'll start
The ability to see throught any matter (clothes, wall, etc)
But only when you stick sharpies in pooper
The ability to an hero on command.
are blind
Ability to pee backwards
shit from dick
ability to flawlessly preform meme magic
peeing up your ass
Ability to control chance/risk
The moment you die the rest of the universe collapses.
your dick gets smaller everytime you use your ability
Become king of pirates
haha big xD user very funny le meme
ability to counter any (no exeptions) counter effect
Pirates are incredibly mutinous
but can only make random decisions
the ability to instantly regenerate all the semen in my balls
no superpowers
but your ability wears off
>but can only make random decisions
but then I'd be able to control the chance of my decision being random? so still a win
Counter effects gets countered by effect countering counter effect
I am god.
but you still a nigger
the ability to summon any pizza
so you'd rather be pervy voyeur than have the real thing?
I'd rather have the ability to seduce any woman.
The counter effect to yours is induce blindness in your presence.
Super speed
but only penis flavour
each time you summon pizza you also summon hungry hobo next to you
Butt pirates
but also in bed
no, because your decision to do so would be up to chance, which you will be able to control, but only if chance permits you to do so. you are normal man with no powers.
Can't tie shoes
Triple kick flip
the ability to completely heal any living being just by thought alone.
I would always roll trips
you can only use it in the dark
ok congrats, but if thats your power than its useless since you dont have ant other power
but you give the same damage/sickness to someone else
but whatever injury you heal is inflicted on you.
All your thoughts are transferred to the person.
The ability to fly
The ability to control chance
you can only heal their left pinky, or its equivalent if its not human
but you can only use it when you nut
can only be used underground
ability to turn invisible while playing the trombone
You still have no chance of getting layed
I can fly with dick windmill
But it would only work on "roll trips and leave Sup Forums forever" threads.
Every time you close your eyes, it burns like boiling water on your skin.
When you die you die
>
Only if someone is looking
Will never get a gf
change/risk is never cero, nor 100% (tfw when both power and condition are actually real)
But you will have 900 episodes when you are not
You have no power at all
You can use it only when sleeping
you meet kratos
Theres is always pineapple and apple in your pizza
everytime you use it, you age twice as fast
to your own mom
You cannot stop healing, if someone realizes its you, you lose your power.
not on 4chin
you are given 2 gigantic wings like a demon, impossible to hide.
its already done
>the ability to rape anyone just by looking them in the ass
super strength
in a parallel universe
in order to have fuel you must fill your dick with gasoline, like an engine
Trombone gets stuck in your ass for a week after each use.
Ability to post funny banana to every thread on Sup Forums at the same time.
has to be bare ass, no clothing whatsoever
Mind fucking
if you ever use it your mom dies in her sleep if you don't respond to this post
can only be threads you make
ability to summon limitless amounts of legal cash, specifically US dollars
ability to za warudo
Shit
Your skin starts to turn yellow and peels for each banana posted.
The ability to chew 5 gum
ability to make people disappear just by pointing at them and saying "bang"
Shape shift into any person or animal
but you can only do it to someone for 20 seconds
Everyone calls you a furfag and you end up killing yourself.
it can only be a dead person or dead animal, but as soon as you revert back your fine so thats cool i guess
but theyre all ones
The ability to make everyone happy!
he can finish in 5
The ability to create anything I wanted just buy thinking about it.
Doesnt affect others, it only happens in your mind kek
You cannot control it, always is super strength
economy crashes.
Only doing an ass spread stand
You cannot finger bang your gf/bf/dog
Stay as the animal/person for 24 hours
but you suddenly wake up
but immunity dogger
The shape shifting process takes 37 years
everyone takes their anger and sadness out on you
become god
Every one is permanently depressed
Ability to spell through
you lose the body part you point with permanently when used.
Reading other people's minds
>economy crashes.
oh well, onto another country
Every shred of happiness leaves you in crippling depression FOR FUCKING EVER
Topkek
I pick this one
You're the god of pastries, and can only do things involving pastries.
...
Have the ability to be laughably unqualified for president but still win the election
Alchemy.
...
that makes my superpower a really usefull one!
Liberal cucks riot and try to start a civil war.
They are depressed permanently though, so you can't use your power.
I'M already fucking depressed, you think you can do better? :P
Fuck. Checkmate
shapeshifting
but your vice president stages your assassination
ability to feed the world on demand
If I had that ability I'd point it Trump.
the ability to wipe everybody's memory of a famous song and then claim it as my own
I can send you some pictures of a puddle of my nutsack sweat
No one believes in you and your powerless
Firehose milky cannon tits
you also see antimatter
The ability to make people happy
>inb4 you become extremely unhappy
>inb4 I already have that superpower
Only into anthropomorphic animals of the opposite gender.
Everytime you rape an ass your dick shrinks 1/4 inch.
Too real, user.
already said
out of mache paper.
you become spell bee :D
They read/listen yours when using it
>not knowing how economy works
But you stay butthurt for the remaining 8 years hahaha
You cant have eyes
Already said
Only non copyrighted ones.
already said
The ability to doubles.
Ability to change race and sex at will.
Only in CP threads.
I create a machine to convert things made of paper mache into proper materials.
go ahead, make me laugh xD