Ok Sup Forums i need all the sadistic fuckheads that are here

ok Sup Forums i need all the sadistic fuckheads that are here.
i need to find a way to hurt someone without them knowing i did it. give me some ideas.

Shoot them in the head when they not looking

What for?

Put a mask and rape them

he messed with me personally and he deserves a beating. only thing is i dont want to go to jail because hes a little fag that will call the cops instead of fight.

i like the mask idea, but i want something that will keep him from thinking i did it.

no cash for that.

Hire someone else to rape him

based on how you are posting on Sup Forums for ideas, even if we gave you something decent you're probably too stupid to pull it off.

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i was thinking that too, but like i said, im a bit short on that kind of money

lol

Moar

Tell us the situation

gf got drunk and he tried to fuck her. not once but twice.

It sounds like he did fuck her, and you're mad about being cucked

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so any other bright ideas?

sauce packets really fuck up paint

post gf, have to see

release gases into their room

If I get a better idea, maybe.

put wire at the top of their staircase so they fall down the stairs

I like that one, but I need him almost disfigured.

If all else fails, I'll just beat him with a blunt object in a clown mask

yeah he could just blame on the whole clown thing. there are a lot of those.

post more of this girl or sauce and shut the fuck up

You know what, fuck it. I'm going to beat him with a dildo. You guys were a big help.

burn his house down while he's inside.

hydrocloric acid in his shampoo. Burns his scalp, water moves it down his entire body, he hopefully falls and die in the shower

is there any way you could get in reach to poison his drink?, you could also kill this persons pet but that would be a dick move.
You could also pay a hobo to beat him or steal from him

Or you could put it in a small flask, pretend it's holy water and burn him with it.

Kill yourself in their house, make it look like murder.
Or you could try not being a huge fucking faggot.

you have to make it perfect or wait a couple of months, otherwise he will realize it's you.

You can lure him into trying this again and make your gf present rape charges, if she's ok with it. (give that feminism at least a good use)

molotov cocktail + his (house or car)

Super effective, just make sure you buy the flammable liquid in a way that can't be traced back you. (use cash, dont leave fingerprints)

disabled isn't enough?

nice, now post the girl