This is your new house pet

this is your new house pet

how do you use him?

as fertilizer

In all the ways possible!

clean the kitchen

/thread

Force him to dress appropriately and do all my housework. I don't give a fuck what he does after that.

that's too vague

Cut off head his take out his eyes and feed him to my dogs.

Force him to fight people, like that Jet Li movie

kek

Reverse cuckhold him.

That's where my girlfriend pegs him with a strapon btw

Have them huff paint thinner all day and paint pictures I can sell online to trendy hipsters.

very creative

this guy posted on /hm/ a few times

be my new mario kart and smash bros companion

did he post any nudes

Yeah because people were posting him

I've got a 43-year-old naked Korean man in my basement who thinks up ideas for me all day. He also suggested we crowd fund a campaign to hire Mike Pence to shock the gay out of OP.

no nudes, it was a go-go dancer thread a while ago

kek

Fuck him, make him blow me, do the cooking and the cleaning, run to the store for beer, paint the walls, ect...

boring. he should've posted nudes.

this. emphasis on the blowjobs

I remember that thread. He's only like 19 iirc

bump.