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Azor Jon

second for /got/'s guys

more like King Just

>How to improve the Battle of the Bastards
>>Jon and Stannis join forces
>>Jon goes to gather the North
>>Stannis gathers the Mountain Clans and takes castles
>>Ramsay hears of Stannis and so sends forth the Manderlys and the Umbers to kill him
>>Ramsay gets a letter from based Wyman saying that Stannis is kill
>>Jon finds out and is in the same position as in the episode
>>HE gets BTFO like in the episode when...
>>A horn sounds and a large cavalry force attacks and the Umbers turn on the KArstarks.
>BAsed Smalljon kills Lord Karstark
>>Wait a minute theres both Stannis and Manderly banners
>>Ramsay realises he is fucked and retreats to Winterfell
>>Ramsay is captured and executed by Stannis
>Episode ends on a zoom in on a Baratheon and Stark banner side by side while a BAratheon-Stark theme plays
>pls r8

/Highgarden/ master plans, trials and conspiracies
in a few days

Next Episode confirmed info:

>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)

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real thread needs frogfu

Based Jon bro :)

Based King in the North and Lord of Winterfell thread :)

Good thread desu

This was literally the best battle scene ever.

>showing the evergrowing hills of corpses that actually become an obstacle

This is literally unheard of in cinema, never be shown.

>>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(99% likely to be final scene of the season)
Confirmed by the soundtrack
youtube.com/watch?v=U7FOAib5WF8

Calling it, Sansa won't marry Petyr or fuck him, if she does she knows she'll lose all power over him.

Remember this moment?

>Petyr: She may not be the grandest ship in the world or the fastest, but she's mine. I've always wanted a ship. Now I want a dozen. Strange, isn't it?
>Sansa: What is?
>Petyr: It doesn't matter what we want, once we get it, then we want something else.

Stannis and Jon teaming up would have been awesome. D&D could have created a Kenobi-Skywalker equivalent for GoT.
Wasted opportunity desu.

She will end up beheading him

>>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)

Of course its fucking not. They wont reveal the biggest fucking twist of the entire story two seasons before the actual ending.

This desu, Jon's reactions in it was great too. Thought he was gonna become a broken man at one point

what the fuck

>Jon and Stannis giving each other advice
>Stannis mining the obsidian in Dragonstone to fight the White Walkers
>Jon and Stannis having respect for each other
>Sad moment when Stannis is "killed"
>Hype when Stannis charges the Boltons with the Manderlys

I miss ramsay

>CHAOSHH ISH AH LADDAH
Fucking, talk normally. Shit.

That's more likely the theme for Arya arriving in Westeros.

youtube.com/watch?v=tkUU3roBHYs
This one has a mix of Dany and Greyjoy music in it.

She is so cute

How long is the next episode?

autism

piss off back to tumblr you whiny baby

What could've been. Instead we get Sansa being an idiot.

That's where I ot it from, though I was referring more to The Winds of Winter, sinxe its a dramatic rendition of her and Greyjoy themes mixed

>Sansa won't marry Petyr or fuck him

About time. But also maybe time to drop the show since skipping Dany scenes are going to be increasingly difficult.

I want to bury my dick in Khaleesi.

>thinking Sansa won't fuck CIA using shit from the show when we know she's been learning from him and learning to play the game makes me tumblr

Wot?

LOTR edition

youtu.be/YXpPOyVizcE

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Jon

Literally perfect body

She'll marry Sweet Robin while fucking CIA on the side. Make him her hand as she takes the Riverlands.

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>People ITT think Battle of the bastards was the best battle of all on time
>They probably also think it is the best episode of TV ever

Come on it was good, but lets not go full retard please.

Will we ever see Jorah again?

Whats the next step in Littlefinger's master plan?

Fuck off Stannis autist, did you enjoy his cameo in the latest episode?

fat

Or maybe just dont skip Dany scenes?

Didn't you watch Season 2?

>posting reaction images of a murdered person

I stayed away from ths hideous cesspoll for a couple days.

What did the dozen autistic pathetic nitpicking whining beta cunts find to cry about over episode 9?

>waaah waaah waaah the lances were half an inch too long!

>waaah waaah waaah the shields were half an inch too short!

>waaah waaah waaah the snow was the wrong shade of white!

>waaah waaah waaah kino!

>waaah waaah waaah patrician!

>waaah waaah waaah Sansa was portrayed as a strong woman and this frightens me!

>waaah waaah waaah D&D

>waaah waaah waaah why didn't STANNIS save the day?!?!?!?!

Is this accurate?

Stop posting this trash, GoT will never compare to LOTR.

Will Walder Frey die next ep? Will Jamie have anything to do with it?

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The show didn't exist before the red wedding

>>Arya kills Walder Frey
that's some teleportation abilities, CIA can use some lessons.

>Tyrion is literally a cuck now

WTF happened to the best character? Fucking Dany's lap dog, fuck this shit.

Give it up.

T-that's not real, is it? It's just some sort of parody, right?

Has anybody got the copypasta about the bookfags being bedwetters?

This could work.

Solidifies power by marrying Robin, but keeping Littlefinger on a leash by offering him her bed but never her hand in marriage like Shiera did Bloodraven, while making him a cuck and feel he's unworthy and has to keep proving himself to her.

>Jorah comes to Meeren after he is cured
>ITs a ghosttown
>Jorah sees a begger and asks where everyone is
>Oh they went to Westeros also Danerys was banging Daario on her dragon
>Jorah sheds a tear
>He is even cucked on going to Westeros

Based comfy Jon poster

>No rich creamery butter
0/10 would not eat

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normie tv show watchers dont really care about jons parentage, those last two seasons are better off spent building up to epic battle scenes

Accurate

Name a better battle. Don't worry I'll wait

More kinslaying next episode

Stop being retarded
Plotlines do not run simultaneously

>>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
Why would Jon care? also, this was part of the promo, so not exactly 'leaked information'

>sansa didn't castrate him

what a wasted opportunity

Ugh.. Do you know how painful that would be?

>best character
>Le witty meme imp

Sup reddit?

(You)

>it's another user who doesn't understand that the various plots don't all take place at the exact same time

It is pretty real, i tried it when i was in new mexico.

it was pretty good tbqh with you family

most viewers can't name ramsay by name. Have no idea who Tormund is. No concept of the Jon mystery birth plot. They don't know what old town is about. They don't know why you can't go from the vale to winterfell in 1 day. They certainly don't remember how the other battles ended the same way.

To them it was 30 minutes of colors and sword fighting.

Jon becoming KitN and Sansa fucking/agreeing to marry CIA is going to fuck up Jonsa/feminazis' next 10 months. Can't wait

He's already dead.

He led the cavalry charge that Ramsay had his archers shoot into

Extremely painful

Why the fuck do people humiliate themselves like that?

Not at all. I dont skip them.

>Ameriburgers

>James Bond is just a codename

Nice mental gymnastics.

Fuck me I gained weight just by looking at that.

Because Jon is an honor autist with a weak spot for dead children just now

Reminder that this board is Sup Forums and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.

Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -


Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

So this season has really been a ruse by D&D?

Were they always really our guys?

>Ramsay gets killed by his dogs a second time
How is this confirmed?

Jon will force every house that was against him to send 50% of their fighting men to the night's watch, including the heads of the houses.

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Stop that, Stannis was based. It's treason to disrespect Jon's mentor. Unless it's a Stannisautist that hasn't accepted his passing and is jealous of Jon for no reason and needs to be put in their place.

She burned a child alive. My post doesn't say those are all leaks, just confirmed stuff.

what was the point of retaking winterfell again?

Sansa is a Bolton and Jon has no claim on Winterfell because of joining the knights watch and hes not a Stark

What was the point of the Blackfish coming back?

Why is Davos still here?

Where is gendry?

What is happening anymore?

None of this shit makes sense

Thank you

Kys pls

What has been Samwell's character development in the 6 seasons he has been in the show?

It's become more entertaining now that she's been indulging in her bloodlust and relying on Tyrion to keep her from doing anything too insane

>I WILL CRUCIFY EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM I WILL BURN THE ALL AND WATCH THEM LAMENT AS THEIR FAMILIES DIE BEFORE THEM
>Bitch hold on what
>BLOOD! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>potato and tortilla chips in the fucking burger
jesus

why not just have them on the side

Praise it, mate!

fat turd to fat stud with a hot wilding gf, another man's wilding babby and a sweet vaylrian steel sword

why is he still fat after being in the north pole for 10 years?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?

> Why does Steve-O humiliate himself?

And it delayed winter enough for the true champion to win his first major battle.

It's not. It's just some fag shilling his fanfic.