What was the most fucked up thing you did for fun as a kid?
I used to play this one game with the retarded kid across the street. We would squeeze the tails of stray cats and hit them a few times when they started to get noisy, once they started to struggle we would let them go to see which one ran away faster.
lol
>be me 11, little bro is 7
>we have small crew of fuck ups.
>play army in park
>so into it we start building pit traps with punji sticks
>several kids get hurt in our traps
>we wind up running older kids out, it's too dangerous for them
>find woods porn
>stop playing army
>woods porn
>be me
>be 9
>with friends on le pc
>one of my friends, dickshit, asks us if we know what charoulette is.
>we say no
>goes on it
>see man masturbating
>us 9 year olds claim that we are a 26 year old girl from the UK looking for men stripping
>he does it and in return he wants us to show pussy
>see ass and him cumming all over the fucking floor
>lmao
>tell him we are just 9 year old men
>rages
>mfw
I'm not sure if this counts but as a kid I had made up a 'car game', whenever I saw a nigger I would shout "POO MAN! POO MAN!".
I had no idea what I was doing at the time and oddly enough my parents gave no fucks
I would always stare at niggers.
You probably got that guy v& you fucking monster
Okay, this one actually kind of has a story attached to it if anyone wants to hear that, but I'll just sum it up.
>be in first year of middle school
>grew up outside the city
>there was a public park across the street from my middle school
>in the park, there was a spot where the bottom of a hill met part of the concrete structure that that the playground was on, that's the best way I can describe it
>there was a trench type of crawlspace beneath the cement, wide enough to fit two people, maybe 15 feet long
>friends and I would trick people into getting stuck in there, we'd block the openings at the ends that you would crawl in through
i fuck my sister for about 4-5 years and raped her but she enjoyed all of it
she acts like nothing happened and we are still cool
i also fucked all my cousins and a couple of my sisters friends
also i cant decide if i should fuck my moms bf 9yo old daughter
pic related sisters ass
What age did you rape her?
Sorry for kids today. Woods porn was like finding the holy grail.
>friends and I would trick people into getting stuck in there, we'd block the openings at the ends that you would crawl in through
Please elaborate, sounds promising
She was about 14
i was in 6th grade and she was in 2nd
i would fuck her well she slept and she would sometimes wake up and say ik what ur doing with a smile
she seemed to enjoy it and i turned it into sex when i got into 7th and 8th grade
she would play mario on her ds well i would fuck her in the ass and finger her
it was a fun time
bitch dont act like me
Catch lizards. Had a robotic arm called Armatron, pictured here. Sometimes i would tape the lizards limbs down on the concrete and use the Armatron to pick up magnifying glass and burn them.
Other times i would take scissors and just cut their limbs off by hand.
Other times i would place lizards or any other small insects inside a metal Rambo lunch box and light fire crackers inside it.
I had an amazing childhood.
of course you did man, we believe you
ik im a bad person but trump is pres so i decided to grab her by the pussy
i dont need u to believe me
i know it happened and thats all i need
You lucky fuck... I was the youngest and the closest I got was one of my sisters pinning me down on my bed and smiling at me and then her eyes widen, she ran off while saying it was weird. I was too young to know what even porn was at the time. Lost opportunity
You most likely had that copypasta saved a few years ago and still fapping to it to this day you sick fuck.
pics for quints
you are the lucky fuck now
me an my buddies would have massive pellet gun wars in da woods at night.... lucky me never got shot..
the cops fucking hated us..... we had built small underground bunkers... so our look out warns us, bam, suddenly we would all disappear.. at least they never brought a dog out, .
it was really easy to convince her to have sex
i just wish we never got caught or she would still most likely be into it
my mom told her thati was raping her
but my mom didnt know how much we were actually fucking and i would ask her everytime we would have sex if she wanted to and the answer was always yes
appreciated bro
nope its really my sister
shes 14 and has a really fat ass for no reason
I too have found woods porn
i can tell u stories for days about family members i fucked
Me too. And woods cigarettes.
Fuck off, kid.
There was this biking trail that some of the cool older kids used to ride their dirt bikes on for a long time. I set up a little hideout where I could watch them. But I got bored and pissed at them so I started setting traps for them. And then I would watch. I set up this one branch straight up dug into the dirt and this one guy came zipping around and it caught him in the face or chest or something and knocked him off. Top kek. I would also dig pitfalls and move the wooden plank bridges they built to get over the creek so they would collapse if they rode over them.
Go on
When I was 14/15 I would jerk off in front of a family friend who was only 10. He woukd always ask me to do it for him. He was fascinated. He even brought friends over to watch too and they thought it was amazing and they'd show their dicks and ask questions about dick stuff. They thought I was the coolest.
i used to have my cousin and sister get naked for me and they would "wrestle" in front of me and i would act like i was a porn director and act like i was filming them
i would join in and dry hump my cousin because she actually let me fuck her
i got close one time but she wanted 500$ and i was a stop kid and said no and opted to hump her with my clothes on and her clothes of
we did this everytime she would come over to my house and visit
MODS
>i would join in and dry hump my cousin because she wont actually let me fuck her
Please continue
>girl tard lived next door
>playing hide and seek with all the kids in the neighborhood
>tard and I hide in the same spot
>fondle her all over and rub my dick against her ass
> did this for many months after that time
I've done so much stupid shit for dun that I've lost count.
>Microwaved a cat
>Flushed a hamster down the toilet
>Broke a kids arm
>Filled up a supersoaker with drain water and blasted people.
>Gave another kid, with downs, a blowjob.
>Had play sex with a slightly younger girl every day, used to always explore each other.
And that's just what I'm not repressing.