Let Sup Forumsreak the monotony with a not-so-original thread

Let Sup Forumsreak the monotony with a not-so-original thread

>post your keys
>anons make assumptions about your life
>say if they are right or wrong
>elaborate if correct

>inb4 Op is a janitor or faggot

Bumping for interesting thread possibility

Self checked

White male with decent job, that keeps him afloat? Single. No kids.

>white male (mostly, late twenties)
>decent job for being part time (at a uni)
>in a relationship actually (over a year now)
>no kids yet (maybe before I'm 35 or 40)

Have at it Sup Forumstards

32
chubby but sporty
burbs
self employed (I.T.)
GF
dog
Doesn't drink much but pothead

>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
>correct
>wrong
>wrong

There are some specific clues here, just think OSTB

You sure? Keys don't lie!

Actually looks a lot like my old set of keys, except you got way more keys than I had. Same blue clip thingy, similar small card (mine was a Kroger card, yours looks more like a library card maybe?), even the car key looks the same. Would be spooky as fuck if any of my old keys were still useful

Lover of excessive hoops

You can do better than that. There is a reason for the extra hoops.

>27
>5'10" 160 lbs
>rural town
>mechanical engineer
>GF
>No pets
>haven't smoked in 2 years.

Heh, I don't carry keys.

right
very close
nope
nope
right
right
I wish

I'm impressed.

>probably early 20's
>in the military
>just fucking going on with life hating your current obligation but considering reenlistment

Or retired military, or have a close relative in military.

Not even close on all accounts.

Black

Spot on, the car is.

BMW 2 series

Almost, 3 series.

Well the 3 series has the same fob. The x series looks different. Had to guess..

r8 keys

Too lazy to take a picture. It's literally just one key to a 2000 Lexus ES300. No key ring, just a lonely somewhat worn key.

You don't have like a house key or something? Who only has 1 key...

The point of this is to guess. No house key, no keys to anything else.

how do you people enter your houses?

you live out of the car? btw those lexus are really nice i love late 90s-early 2000s lexus'

definitely most reliable and smoothest cars in the world, with class and character sans the arrogance of a krautmobile

They live with their agoraphobic parents..

No, I don't live out of my car.

Yeah, they're great cars. Not had any major problems with it since I got it a little over a year ago. 270k miles and not a leak in sight and no engine problems.

love that pic, always have

so what the fuck else are we supposed to guess, why wouldnt you have the house key if you lived in your house

you live in canada and you dont need to lock your doors ever cause no niggers?

>early 30s
>NEET
>grounded by mom for eating all the tendies
>waiting to earn enough GBPs to get the house key back

Nah. I live with my ex-girlfriends sister and her boyfriend. After being with her for 8 years and having a kid with her, she leaves me up high and dry, lose my job and my home. They're nice enough to let me stay with them. Starting a new job next week, going to get a new place asap.

No other keys because my old set got stolen. The only key I have is my old spare.

A likely story...

Additionally, job was lost because I went bitchmode. I didn't see it coming at all, so I was devastated and didn't handle things well. That's what got me fired.

I'll bite

I live in a decent neighborhood.
I have a garage door opener, and so that's what I do. I leave the rear slider open 24/7 for the dogs to get in and out, and yeah, that's why.

Where df would you use 4d keys?

White male, single, early 20s, student maybe? You go to the gym. While you're athletic, you're not absolutely ripped.

Why is your lanyard an old dog leash?

What are thooose?

Hey, pretty spot on, mate.
White, 22, student, been going to the gym every day for the past year bulking up, but haven't gotten super jacked yet.

fuck it.

Mid to late 20s
Drink too much, but not an alcoholic
Home is a little worn down, but you love it and it makes you feel at home.
White.

>Mid to late 20s
Close enough.

>Drink too much, but not an alcoholic
Gave up drinking a couple years ago

>Home is a little worn down, but you love it and it makes you feel at home.
Can't disagree there.

>White.
yuh

No pic because my car is in the shop. Two keys, one to my '05 Impala and one to the house.

The student part was just based on the cards you have on your key rings, the rest was actually based on the surrounding environment.

things