ITT: Characters you have considered masturbating to

ITT: Characters you have considered masturbating to

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Not quite a character, but I'd eat cake out of her ass crack.

'considered'

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She's in her undies towards the end of that, why the fuck wouldn't you?

Those fake brownies make her seem like such a dumb cunt.

Kek, I like how everyone instantly recognizes those lame ass value pack brownies. Where the hell do they even come from though?

>considered

You a fag or something?

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>nuts in brownies

That's how I know it's a trick

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Go back to fat reddit

>people eat these disgusting things pumped with GMO, bleach, processed sugars and other chemicals & dyes

I used to masturbate to his character in Monk.

sorry, la, i was just trying to be edgy. but

>I used to masturbate to his character in Monk.

wew.

yeah I'm sure a couple of minced cashews will REALLY make 'em healthier.

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>considered

please, you've gone all the way.

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Who is this semen demon?

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not him, but is there anyone on this board who hasn't?

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I honestly never even considered it.

Ashes to Ashes?

That's Jared Leto in Dallas Buyer's Club.

>that's the decoy

Fuck off. My friend interviewed for that role and she looks so much younger.

you know what, I don't even want this brownie anymore

Is your friend single?

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>masturbating to scenes in movies
>masturbating to fully clothed women
>masturbating to anything other than your imagination or porn videos

Milf mode activated

I'd like to lay my head in her lap and suck her tits while she stroked my hair

I'd like to sniff her butt

I'd like to fuck her missionary for the sake or reproduction

>tfw huge milf fetish

Where does one even meet older women who would be interested in fucking a 20 year old guy?

Just ask your mommy to smoke weed and netflix n chill

Laura Dern was 25 when she played Ellie...

She was in her 20s in this movie though

really bad for you and your arteries.

>mfw I know a real 26 year old with a similar mom face

She is still milf mode. She looks late 30s. Plus she's like 5'10.

>retards thinking JP Laura Dern beats BV

Minor differences aside, she looks great in both.

But seriously

I would kill to be able to fuck a woman in her late 30s or 40s

All the time. literally every day, the best days of my life are when she has a new photoshoot come out

Any good pics of her arm hair?

She doesnt have arm hair

Not necessarily in the movie, but I've thought about her doing some LEWD shit to me

>take a seat over there

>filename
Smiled.

>Kirsten Dunst

Yeah I'd get in her lad.

Muh muh muh MOOOMMMMYYY

Willam Belli