NFL General: >aints >chorger

ATL:Julio Jones re-tweaks ankle, finishes 4-66-1
CLE:RGIII suffers sprained left shoulder in loss
NO:Cooks goes bonkers for 6/143/2, 98-yard TD
TB:Mike Evans rallies for 5-99-1 against Falcons
JAC:Yeldon struggles mightily in surprise start
TB:Jameis lights up ATL for 281 yards and 4 TDs
HOU:Will Fuller hangs 5/107/1 on Bears Week 1
NYJ:Forte Week 1 workhorse: 27 touches, 155 yards
NO:Brees throws for 424 yards, four TDs in loss
TEN:Tajae Sharpe works as clear No. 1 receiver
CIN:Dalton sacked 7 times as Bengals escape
TEN:DeMarco saves fantasy day with 2 rec TDs

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ravens

is pic related your work buddy?

Raiders will win 10 games this season y'all.

4th for Colts defense still sucks

Carson Bless

The Chargers always find a way to let me down.

is this the cutest play of week 1?

>tampa arizona next week
Can we win
Nah I'm pure

>There are """""""people"""""" on this board who think Godgers is not the undisputed best QB in the league
sad tbqh

They played the Saints though. Brees handed that game to them on a silver platter and they couldn't even close it out.

>cutest
fuck off retard

>only team in the division that won this week
>implying we won't make the playoffs

They're playing the Lions rn nigga what are you on

>have directv since I live in the middle of nowhere
>generally good but reception has sucked last few weeks
>get survey in the mail
>lay into them badly
>got email today
>apologizing and giving me free NFL Sunday Ticket for the year
>mfw

Fuck ya, isn't that a couple hundred bucks? Seems pretty handy so far, I never get to see a lot of the teams that aren't near me

How does it feel to have the shit Kendricks on your team?

No I'm talking about the Raiders lol.

that was a pretty damn nice catch too though

We can all agree Smeth is actually elite now right? Right...?

>dallas cant get a touchdown
>dan bailey is on my fantasy team
Personally i think brees is better

No.

how does it feel to have sam bradford on your team?

>YFW the Raiders had to beat the Refs, God and their own secondary to win

...

Who will be the meme team of the season this year?

Never doubt the Saints' ability to blow a game though. I knew they would keep it close in the end because they cannot get a stop at any point.

Chiefs are the meme team every year. They are already off to a great start.

Raiders.

>YFW God chose the Chiefs to win

Bengals are da bomb

Dalton and Green looked really good

raiders since they are going back home to mexico in a few months

feels goofy

This or Carr's front flip. Which hopefully someone will post?

More like, Bring Your Running Back To Work Day.

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hey it looks like your defense is getting most of the points anyway, props for getting me 22 points in fantasy
and yes, it hurts that we have the worse kendricks even though eric looks like a caveman

>Trying to meme undefeated in 2016 QB Shaun Hill

SAY MY NAME

what did the seahawks do for the national anthem

This, the Saint's are pretty much cursed, they got that one superbowl by literally headhunting, now they're back to their old selves.

Queer McFaggot

youtu.be/nYUJ1QagCR8

...

gives me chills no lie

based smeth

Locked arms in unity like primates.

>Root for team I want to win
>they lose
>Try rooting against team I want to win
>they still lose
Somebody just fucking kill me.

5-11 bruh. Enjoy being the new Bills.

Hahahaahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT

But seriously can we all agree celebration penalties are stupid and refs can suck a c0ck

S M E T H

>failcons
where is that cuck lone failcon trip now?

Find one (1) win:

@ Oakland
@ New Orleans
vs Carolina
@ Denver
@ Seattle
vs San Diego
vs Green Bay
@ Tampa Bay
@ Philadelphia
vs Arizona
vs Kansas City
@ LA
vs San Francisco
@ Carolina
vs New Orleans

Keep in mind they can't beat the Saints, and were beaten by the 49ers last year.

Hero Elitemen

After the first quarter I knew they would lose and I knew EXACTLY how they would lose. This team is a hilarious tragedy that is as predictable as it is pathetic.

San Diego and LA. There's two wins possible.

>vs San Diego

seems good enough

Let's go Wentz

The Raiders defense is in the same position, at least with the secondary.

Plus your rookie kicker getting his field goal blocked, but still having it go in after that red zone stand? It was anyone's game really.

If Wentz can survive against a real team and not the Browns he might be a great QB.

>Joe Haden

Did anyone kneel today?

Is Andrew Luck a bust?

'''''''''''''''''shutdown'''''''''''''' corner

Chiefs DB did that fist into the air like the black olympians did back in the day

>getting beaten by a nigerian prince

he's on a really shitty team

dolphins had several players kneeling

Luck will have the same problems Manning had in his time there in Indianapolis. As long as he doesn't get help as in a decent defense he will not win.

Is Revis still elite?

It's literally a flavor of the month thing that's gonna die out by the end of this week.

Your mom was kneeling when she was sucking this dick

This lethal weapon judaism looks so.fucking awful

He's already got his ring, no point in being "the best" anymore

The Patriots just keep cucking the Jets.

>only game ive picked wrong is browns eagles
Cmon man they gotta win something.
Why did i fall for the huehue meme

Week 1 and I'm ready to kill myself.

Raiders

San Diego, New Orleans and LA. And maybe the 69ers.

Kneeling because she needed to get real close because it's so small.

Thank you Based Carr

That's some tier 1 effort.

They seem to have a solid base, in 2 years they'll be contenders.

Thank You but never do that again Based Carr

Is Jameis Winston elite?

How does this still happen?

I believe I can fly.

How about these picks senpai
How'd I do?
What would you have done differently?

I fell for the Falcons meme again

>tfw I was so confident in that game I picked the iggles to win in the Sup Forums eliminator
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>david carr

So are the Packers shit or are the Jags actually legit now? I can't decide

Beautiful

A little bit of both 2bhwy.

He was my sleeper this year.

Can a team chose from which hashmark they kick a field goal from?

Because if they can then the Vikings can reduce a lot of misses if Blair kicks from the right hashmark to adjust for his reoccuring wide leftiness

who here /Chiefs/

>Jags manage to almost beat Aaron Rodgers

Not bad.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Suh just killed Russell Wilson lel

Good QB on a shit team = no rings

PHYSICAL VIOLENCE

I love it.

That was pretty fucking stupid to throw the ball up like that, giving brees an extra 15 yards with 47 seconds?