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let me tell you a little story about a tard I've known.

>be 7 years ago, I'm 18
>biology class
>have this tard called Chris in our class
>full metal autist, rarely talks, but sometimes listens to conversations and begins commenting (don't know what kind of autism that is)
>not violent at all, just quiet and walks a bit funny
>sits in the back with no one around him
>one day he just raises his hand
>completely calm, just hand raised
>teacher isn't used to looking back there so he doesn't even notice him
>I do
>20 minutes pass
>hand still raised
>this becomes painful to watch
>I raise my hand "I think Chris wants to ask a question"
>teacher be like "uhhhhh OK Chris what's on your mind"
>tard stutters "may I go to the bathroom please"
>ohgod.jpg 20 fucking minutes
>teacher says yes
>the second the teacher allowed him to leave tard jumps from his chair and does a usain bolt sprint through the classrom
>reaches the front
>trips over teacher's bag
>slow motion mode activated
>hits his head on the doorframe
>blood everywhere
>suddenly datsmell.png
>his anus must have given in aka. liquid shit all over the place
>ambulance
>never see him again

Lol thanks for the story user

poor dumbass.
A little related tidbit

>Be me, 2009, art class in high school
>Take art, because I'm an anime drawing weeb
>Retard girl is in art class because they need a place to keep her
>I get to spend half the semester with her sitting near me
>Constrantly laughing, screeching, throwing markers or being generally disruptive
> Scratches her head so that it snows dander onto the black tables and draws in it
>other weird stuff
>Often, she gets in "fights" with the teacher because the teach isn't really equipt to deal with the tard and doesn't know wether they should being doing the same projects as everyone else
>Teacher doesn't want the tard doing this one project because sissors are involved.
>Tard throws huge tantrum
>gets so mad that they vomit and piss themselves and tossed shit around the room

The teacher got the tard removed after that one, but it was such a nuisance trying to get anything done in that class

bumping thread

not a tard story but semi related maybe

>be 19 in last year of school
>get the new guy in my class
>he's 25
>don't know why
>day before his arrival teacher tells us about him
>appearantly the guy was suspended from his last school and spent several years in therapy
>his parents had found a death list in his room
>ohshit
>everyone's nervous
>next day
>knock on the door
>ohshit
>tall slim guy walks in
>I mean really slim
>long black coat
>this better not be columbine 2.0
>realize something terible
>seat next to mine is empty

cont

Sure cont

cont.
OK I don't wanna call names here so we're gonna call the new guy John Smith

>as I predicted he sits right next to me
>this is gonna be a long year
>examine him
>pathetically slim
>head shaved
>pube beard all over the face
>teacher starts talking
>"so John, would you mind introducing yourself to the class?"
>John gets up "Please call me Mr. Smith"
>the guy really wants to be called Mr. Smith (insert his real last name for Smith obviously"
>then starts talking about his hobbies
>more like his one hobby
>hitting trees with his katana
>I shit you not, guy must have had a katana and several other swords at home

cont

I demand you to continue the story

I like where this is going, bump
>hey it geg

cont.
>so like I said he sits next to me so I'm fucking nervous
>he doesn't even seem to notice me
>minds his own business most of the time
>relief.png
>one day in science class we get microscopes and some cells from leafs to look at
>that one experiment where you wet the cells and they swell up like crazy whatever
>he's assigned my fucking partner
>ohno
>we do our jobs without talking
>he looks into the microscope then stares me dead in the eyes
>evil grin activated
>"you know user these look like cells from a teenager corpse"
>allmywut
>"yeah when teenagers get drunk in the winter and jump into the river their bodies are sometimes found in the spring and that's what their cells look like under a microscope after 3 months in the cold water"
>his grin is growing
>this is just too much
>tell teacher I'm not feeling well
>go home
>don't go to school for 3 days
>get a call from BF
>tells me John Smith is gone
>cops arrested him after he masturbated on a baby at the local mall
>never see him again

BF means best friend by the way. I'm male and heterosexual.

just realized you're a faggot

But the cool way, not the faggoty way.

onlya faggot would call his friend boyfriend a little sumbissive feminine trap faggot indeed.mind tell me you number?

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>cops arrested him after he masturbated on a baby at the local mall
jesus christ that went from 0 to 10 very quick

I can't really blame him. I mean what would you do if you saw a stroller with a baby at the mall with the mom nowhere near? Not masturbating on the baby is not really an option here.

i meant that he just seemed like any other mass shooter but then he went and spilled the beans on an infant

idk. It's something I can imagine Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris doing. I think it's just what mass shooters do when they can't shoot up a school because their plans have been uncovered and they're under surveillance.

i haven't read this one before. glorious.

get out of here with your copypasta faggot