Fucked a chick last night, noticed a uncomfortable feeling when fucking her again in the morning, pulled out...

Fucked a chick last night, noticed a uncomfortable feeling when fucking her again in the morning, pulled out, a little blood, came home just now, swolen as fuck, what do?

go to the fucking doctor

Go to a fucking doctor?

Go see a doctor you retarded faggot

I think the girl was actually an alien who has impregnated your dick with it's parasites.

Rip in pieces OP

cut it off you don't need it anyways.

go to the fucking doctor???????????????????

Snapped your frenulum perhaps?

Doctor reeeeeeeee

Did you just say you slept all night with your dick still in her and didn't pull out until the morning?

Herpes

welcome to the wonderful world of AIDS

Reminds me of when I leave a corn dog inside the microwave for too long.

Put mustard or ketchup on it

And that's when user realized.. He fucked up

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1st year medical school student here.
Go see a doctor that is what you should do.

However. I need to know some things first.
1. Was she wet when yall fucked?
2. Did you use lube or a condom?
2.a if yes what kind of lube was it?
2.b if you used a condom was it made of latex?
2.b-1 did the condom have lube? Was the lube spermicidal lube?
3. Did you notice any burning when fucking the first time yall fucked?
4. Is she near her period either close to having or just had?
5. Did you bathe before or after sex either time? What kind of soap or shampoo or bodywash was it?

cut off your dick, you have stds

Try to suck your own dick to see if it happens to your lips too.

why are you wasting your time for helping a b/tard ?

Get some ice / bag of frozen peas wrapped in a cloth on that stat - will keep swelling down. If you are in free healthcare country go to doctor / emergency. If in Amerifat get a friend to hold a bite cloth to your mouth and another friend to cauterise your penis with a red hot knife.

pop it with a needle dipped in alcohol

time stamp or didnt happend

hahahaha fuck I love you guys so god dammed much!

what the fuck am I even looking at?

Kek

Nothing to worry about. Had it myself before. Probably fucked without condom, and didn't lube up or she was a bit dry which causes friction and the swelling. Mine was gone the next day, don't worry about it. Freaked out myself though.

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first time was with latex comdom, used some lube and I noticed a slight burn but shrug it off as just wear on my skin from the friction, no sideeffects there, this time no condon, she was wet, but extremly tight, mighe have been near her period, no shower before

In the past 3 weeks, has she visited Africa?

correct, no sideeffects yet, came home, had a shower, no pain or other, had a skin rip a couple years back with some blood, no big deal, was gone in 3 days

Medfag here, timestamp for information. Otherwise gtfo.

kek

You will be a good doctor.

Ur frenulum broke fggt!

I have acquired herpes last spring from a black escort. That looks like something that valtrex cant clear up

Chop it and feed it to kids in africa. Atleast you'd do a good thing.

Actual Medfag here giving you advice you'll learn later on in med school. Always request timestamp so you don't feed the potential troll.

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and yes, was a bit dry, but I never had this kind of swelling

Sounds like skin irritation from the lube. I still say go see a doctor. But it may clear up on its own in a couple days. Take a shower and wash your dick wish soap and water gently. Be sure to rinse really well.

Old and well known malady, Simply stick your cock in several other girls over the next week and it will go away

don't listen to this guy, he wants you to spread your nigger aids cancer dick disease

It's unlikely an std would have manifested symptoms overnight, if that is your worry

I use common sour cream down the hogs eye to cure utis after butt bangin' some babe.

yeah i had this happen snapped the skin that connects to the tip it will heal in like 2 months
so no more sex

I used to fap till my skin tore off, the orgasm is better with pain tho

dunk it in some sour cream

sounds smart, I'll give it a try

I've tried this before from a bad blowjob(teeth), it will look normal in 2-3 days

Most likely you have balanitis. A fungal infection that causes it to swell. Depends on if you shower frequently .probiotics help like acidolpholus. Put you dick in yogurt. Helps balance the microflora bacterium. Also depends if your circumcised you get and if you don't use lube.

Go to a fucking doctor