Craigslist/Tinder stories. Post em here

Craigslist/Tinder stories. Post em here

>My tinder is full of bitches ,
>Ma dick hurts
>End of story

>ugly so the only matches i ever get are fat girls
>5" skinny dick useless so dont even bother to fuck them

can't wait to die

How easy is it to get laid on tinder? For an 8/10 none beta.

So just move to Japan/China where all the girls are skinny and tight and your 5in dick is a monster to them.

Hard, you need a handsome trained body. Men girl ratio is 10 to 1. If you look shit they won't even reply you making it more depressive.

>be me 46
>answer cl ad from younger girl wanting fun
>drive for an hour
>meet up
>She's mixed race, 7/10, nice ass and Titus
>She's 19. Said she was older cos she though no one would be interested if they knew her real age!!
> fucked her in back of my van
> met several times since
> shared her with others
> would cl again

Easy, im a 8/10 maybe 9/10 So i have free pussy every weekend thanks to tinder, of course it depende of the country you live on. Im from Spain and biches in Spain are more liberals

Tried CL multiple times. Always bots, no grils on CL. Gave up.

>be me 46
Nigger gtfo of here and be with your family or some shit.

>Im from Spain and biches in Spain are more liberals
Nah, just whores. Spanish women in America are the same way.

tried cl for women. all bots
tried cl for men. stretched out asshole for 3 years

>on Sup Forums
>have family that would want to spend time with you

Pick one

Depends on zip. Moved to new area punch in zip talk about eating pussy in add like a champ and decent dick pic boom have had two ladies on 19 catholic mocha girl with perfect tits who's my go too and a 28 nurse white gal who's just wanted someone to talk to ... we didn't do much talking

use CL for years, reply to mw4m ads mostly , met plenty of white couples that like seeing their girls with black cock, have a few i meet weekly for fun

>be me
>bored
>put out an ad seeking older man
>Get a response from a normal looking guy, he replies with email, idiot has his company signature and contact details in the message
>I forward email to his company
>Never hear back from him not even sure what happened to him
>Kek

Speak English you fucking child.
You must be 18 to post here.

I've hooked up with guys and girls on CL. It's really my good to place for sex.
I've kinda stopped though because I'm now mainly with a couple that I've been with for 3 years and and older guy that I provide compensated dating (he sucks me off after we go on a date).
Both I met on CL.
AMA about CL. I can give pointers or stories

>It's really my good to place for sex.
Meant my go to place for sex

> post ad for mutual cock sucking
>Dude replies with real name on email header
>fb search, find profile
> in a relationship w/ cutie
>forward copy of email convo to cutie for lulz
>receive barrage of violent threats from dude
>many laughs had

Is CL all about consistency in replying to people? I've never once hooked up with anyone from the times I tried using CL, I want to fuck women and cute femboys.

Yes, you basically just have to stick with it if you are trying to find a certain type.
Also, if going for cute femboys or women, make an ad yourself with pictures that have more than just your dick.
You are always going to get a bunch of flakes and spam but if you keep at it someone legit will reply.
Also, CL hits depend greatly where you live.

have to wade through the flakes, but after awhile you kinda get s feel for who's legit. when meeting couples i like to meet up at bar just to see if she is onboard

Ive had a gew fun cl encounters, one that sticks out in my mind was finding a stacked black girl in a city i just moved to
>be me
>first week in new city, havent met anybody or made friends yet
>reply to a real persons ad, most on cl spam bots
>meet up at bar not far from my house
>hot girl, black, about 5'6, huge tits, fantastic ass
>kinda reminds me of jada fire
>chat over a few beers at bar
>grabs my hand and puts something in it
>its a viagra, tells me she wants me for the rest of the night
>im 30, no ed so never taken it before
>turns out its amazing
>back at my place we fuck like the world is ending for something like 6 hours
>the viagra made it so i can recover super quick after busting my nut inside her
>a few times i didnt even go soft after just kept fucking her
>havent came that much in a day since i was a teenager
>we have fucked a few times since, turns out that she is merried to a guy with severe, to the point where he cannot fuck her anymore because his cock dont work
>last time i fucked her he watched as i blasted his wifes ass and blew a huge into it

Tessa Fowler lads

>31
>have a family
>been on Sup Forums since 2005
Why not both?

twins ! Hot !

any pics of her? and the hell is severe?

>Break up with gf and decide it's time for some strange
>Join tinder and begin swiping right a whole lot
>Matches start coming in, 5/6 of them are asian
>I bang asian women for the next 6 months straight
>Turns out it's really easy to sleep with asian hotties for some reason

Severe ed i had ment to say. Out of respect for her and her husband i am not posting her pics. You can google jada fire and get a reasonable porn star likeness of her. Personally i think she is better looking then jada fire though

>Out of respect for her and her husband i am not posting her pics
dude fuck that. post em for the dubs.

Those are my dubs and i do with them as i please Sup Forumsitch

>Join match.com after gf loss.
>Choose "any" in evry catagory.
>Browse local pics. Girl 15 minutes away.
>Not pretty but had pic. Call her
>10 minutes on the phone im driving to her house.
>Get to her house. Meet fam.
>Go upstairs to her room.
>She drags me onto the bed.
>Bust nut in her virgin pussy.

True story. I lived with her for 3 years.

>respect for others
rarely seen on here, why not post a cropped pic? I fapped to fire a few times so i'm familar with her. I want to see if you're b/sing us with her apearance. My buddy got a match with a hot female on tinder but in person she turned out to be a ham burglar.

>get drunk as fuck and put up advertisement on Craigslist with a good pic of my body
>instead of women I just get a bunch of gay guys offering to suck me off

Did you get sucked off?
Must have had a good looking body and cock

same here, too many gay guys on there.

That's every craigslist experience ever

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I know this is Sup Forums but you can either take me at my word or not. You wizzards are not getting fap material out of me

pics or it didn't happen

Only cl ad ive ever gotten anythimg from... was a CD but in the dark with a wig and a fat ass, his dick was slightly longer/fatter than my 7".. blew me like 6 times in an hr and ate my ass.. couldnt really complain, i played with his cock a little, sucked it fOr a min. Overall great experience except he kept asking me to fuck him and i just wanted head... met up again a year later and wasnt as enjoyable but he still made me cum.. other experience was from backPage

Not to hard I just got laid like two days ago and I didn't even try and I personally don't think I'm that good looking it helps to be tall though

i'm a daddy dom and a kitten was looking for a man to tell her bedtime stories.

9 months later i'm cumming inside her tight virgin puss (she got on pill for me) and choking her while i pound her while she's wearing cat ears

ten year age gap (she's 18) i was her very first in every way

Not much of a story but I've had 3 hookups.

1st was this tranny/shemale/whatever you call them. I go over and she tells me to call her "Claire", the street she lives on. I go and grind a bit, awkward as fuck. Then she brings me into her room, puts a condom on me and starts to blow. She tells me to tell her when I'm gonna cum, so I do. She gets up and starts riding me till I do. I didn't want to fuck her, just a blowjob.

Basically I got raped by a tranny.


Anyone wanna hear the time I hooked up with an intersex dude? Also hooked up with a girl once but that wasn't that interesting storywise