Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do???

Tell her to leave as I need time to think where in the hell would my best friend take my wife for a vacation

Feed her eggs

>this

cum buckets to her

Grab her hand, take her to sit on bed, slowly begin kissing her and undress, push her to lay down on bed, get on her and slowly insert dick into her wet pussy

Ask her to teach me magic if she doesnt turn 360° and walk away

impale her with my johnson

make her eat my pussy

Avada Kedavra

A whole bowl full?

How did you get in my house? Leave or I'm calling the police!

Fistfuck her until her uterus turns to dust if you know what I mean

fuck it till it breaks

Kick her out I can't stand that bitch

initiate anxiety

All that jizz and not a single drop to claim that uterus.

turn 360 degrees and walk out

Grub her by the pussy, of course

nah, he probably isn't evil so, only two cups of raw eggs.

Ask her to sign my Harry Potter books is there really another option

TELL HER BOY LOOKING ASS TO NOT FUCKING MOVE WHILE I CALL THE COPS ON THIS TRANNY LOOKING WHORE FOR BREAKING AND ENTERING

Crucio that whore till she's begging for it, fuck it relentlessly, and finally avada kedavra

Offer tea or coffee and talk about the making of Harry Potter movies

Straight up FIGHT HER ASS

I don't give a hot red prisoner of Azkaban FUCK about Hairline Grainger

If she coming up in my mother fucking house without a warrant, my permission or even a heads up I'm gonna straight 3 piece her chin and punch her in the chest so hard that I hit the front of her back.

She's lucky I don't Michael Vick her ass

Faaaaaaaaaaaag

this girl reminds me off this one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkTieqWS8RA
skip to 2:49

This. Oldfags know best.

Nearly...I think maybe work on the grammar a bit and add more impact..also most people don't know michael vick..use a more popular reference..

stick my basilisk into her chamber of secrets

Need to take your meds on time.

Ask her how the fuck she got through the security system... and did she fuck my dog to stop him eating her face?

Hey guys, someone's projecting.

Disgusting

>oldfags

>"T-those bottles are just apple juice!"
>"Here, have this bowl of eggs"

I would be polite. I wouldn't ask her any explanation. I'd just hand her a bowl of eggs and would tell her to eat them. Then I'd raise m'y fedora and bid her farewell.