What did u eat 5 brekfist?

What did u eat 5 brekfist?

The exact same cereal as OP apparently.

2 apples and a quest bar

It's fucking good

Is this a god tier cereal thread now?

>muffin top
Isn't this what you call porky girls who,s hips and gut bulge out over her pants?

Always gonna be one of these 3 things for me personally, eat half the sugary cancer shit kids eat these days and you'll probably have a multitude of health problems before you're 40.

It usually comes down to oats or eggs, sometimes both. The wheat carbs rush through you too fast and I like something with more protein.

>Faggot who thinks he's better than everyone detected

Yes.
This cereal is both delicious and hilarious

He asked what you had for breakfast THIS MORNING faggot. He didn't ask for your preachy bullshit. Kys

I don't think I'm better than anyone, op asked what I eat for breakfast and I told him. Enjoy diabetes before you're 30 though.

Go fuck yourself. :^)

Fucking coffee

>Enjoy diabetes before you're 30 though.
enough with the preachy bullshit user.

my nigga

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I have to use this coffee cup because my backyard isn't as scenic

You are not a funny person.

I just got it, an apple and a cup of black dark roast
Im a man unlike you pussy ass honey bitches of oats

do you guys not consider breakfast a meal or are you just that retarded?

You're a man. A very stupid man. No protein with breakfast.
>RETARD ALERT!!!!

That was one of my most killer jokes tho. Shucks....

You dont need to eat a fucking garbage plate you clod

I eat meat at lunch dumbass. I need it for when I actually work

Just stop

The breakfast of American champions.

>RETARD ALERT!!!!
Most important meal of the day. Protien should be in all meals.

Oats with frozen blueberries. Makes it warm but not hot, plus that antioxidant goodness.

what's the point of diet pepsi? U don't even get a rush from sugar

Looks good, I like anything blueberry for breakfast too.

Scrambled eggs with bacon on toast, with a cup of tea because I'm a huge faggot

Why are my spaghetti os making ligthning?

my coffee maker shit itself so i had to go to bux

sauce

I like to have sex with women from time to time.
And what do you think is in the sniggers?

>cherry vanilla diet pepsi. KYS, you faggot

Ok faggot, I could not find a pic of normal diet Pepsi and snickers if you want to know.

Wheres the protein faggot?

that would be a nice breakfast sans the broccoli

he gets his protein from all the cocks he sucks

Milk and oats, fucko.

Sans?

Caramel cheesecake

Barely any protein fucko. Practically none fucko. You're a retard fucko

without, you fucking retard. how do you even remember to breathe??

My nigga
My big fat sweaty nigga

15 grams is plenty for breakfast, shitbrains.

I dont speak faggot language

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i wash myself with a rag on a stick

That offends me

doubtful given the evidence. :)

All i need from breakfast is a complete apple.
The core gives me all I need

Nah. It aint.

cheetos
idk why

>RETARD ALERT!!!!!!

Apparently you never had sauteed or cooked broccoli in an omelette before, it is very complimenting to the eggs and cheese and whatever else you add, I get a mental boost to start my day knowing I am eating it. But I do not eat broccoli any other time.

Chicken and a pepsi, sir

3 eggs, 3 pieces of bacon and 4 small sausage links. Now I'm sitting my guts out

OH OH OH!!!
I KNOW THIS ONE!!!
It's because you're a stupid fat sack of shit

>mental boost
Holy shit Sup Forums is full of the biggest faggots on the planet

I get ~60 grams daily, that's plenty.

i just don't like brocolli

Nah. It aint

>6 year old detected

pic related, and spicy chorizo burrito from taco john's

Sometimes I feel good knowing I had a good breakfast before I start the day. Wow your life must suck, fuck off back to you know where.

Your green text triggers me

do you often fantasize about talking to 6 year olds online?

Fuck, a headache waiting to happen.

It's more than the recommended 0.8 g per kg body mas.

I'm making home made pancakes

Fried chicken?

Mmm, that shit is golden ponyboy
Cures my stomach pains

>RETARD ALERT!!!!!!!!

Eat what i eat or else your life sucks. Wow lots of 6 year olds in rhis thead

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You are not a funny person.

>Dirty Filipino detected

2 eggs over medium, 2 turkey sausage patties, 2 slices of whole wheat toast. I only eat things in even numbers.

Come on, you can do better than that. I know you have better quality bait hanging around somewhere.

nope, dope. clean honky here. :)

What about pussy?

Being not funny is better than being lonely. Besides breakfast is no laughing matter.. it's the most important meal of the day. So go suck a pumpkin spice pop tart dick.

GO PATRIOTS!!!

Sticks and stones bitch

You don't really eat that, it's more of a tasting. I guess if it was being served as an entree I'd need two.

here's a loonie, get yourself a bag of milk.

ur mom

Decent

I never said anything about eating waht I eat or you are a faggot you faggot 6 year old. lrn2read

Dude wtf I got that same cereal lol did you shop at Grocery Outlet?

BARGAIN MARKET!

Jesus Christ I can't believe you people actually eat.

And you call yourself shitlords.

For shame.

Breakfast of champions.

Im an asian so rice and omelette

omarette?

actualy it called omurice

Cooooookies and a bottle of waaaaterrrr

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left over curry and naan ygm

>this
>2016,
>eating
16.5 bmi reporting in.