My girlfriend and I live together. I wake up, I reach over to to grip her hips and pull her closer every morning. she'll kiss me while she's half asleep. I'll kiss her shoulders. I'll rub her ass, she'll grab my cock. we get up, we smoke together. we get high and then we fuck til she shakes and I cum on her belly. we kiss and we go shower. we go out, I hold her by her ass because she likes it when I claim her in public. we go eat. she sits across from me, or even next to me. we talk and eat, we plan our day and we go to the beach or to the woods and enjoy ourselves. we get home, we fuck a few times. she packs us some bows, she throats me while I smoke. we lay down and we watch Netflix together. we hold eachother until we fall asleep. I am loved.
you live with your mom, or roommates who hate you. you wake up, alone. you jack off, you go on Sup Forums and wank to tranny threads or cuck threads or you post pictures of girls you wish you could fuck, hell might even be pictures of my girl, who you will never touch. you message girls online, with no avail. you go shower (maybe) and get back to your chair or bed, and jack off some more. then after you jack off you jack off. you head out, maybe to buy some more hot pockets. you stare at me gripping my girls ass wishing you could get yourself a pork star like mine. you go home, heat up some hot pockets and jack off. you get back to bed, you jack off and then you pass out with cum on your underwear and you wake up and do it again.
your life sucks, Sup Forums. all of yours. it will never compare to mine.
Colton Stewart
I am reading this in the American Psycho voice
Liam Ward
You both probably didn't even vote and if you did it would've been for shillary
You disgust me.
Asher Turner
So you have a gf and the rest of your life is just shit and wasted time. Step up your game.
Christopher Watson
bad bait is bad m8
Anthony Campbell
Came here to say the same Also the fuck you do with no job?
Gavin Powell
>pork star
Ayden Murphy
Post pic of GFs tits with timestamp or fake and gay.
Cooper Russell
Sure. I believe all that but what about the inevitable creeping sense of permanence and inescapable boredom?
Evan Gomez
How do you pay rent faggot? Rich boy or dole bludger?
Lucas Price
>your life sucks, Sup Forums. all of yours. it will never compare to mine. Sadly you are right.
Cooper Richardson
wait til she dumps your ass. wasting all that time for nothing
Xavier Barnes
>I am reading this in the American Psycho voice I read it in the Trainspotting voice
Parker Torres
I go to harvard you fucko. I will be your boss
Luis Anderson
...
Christopher Moore
Was just going to ask this. Sounds low income to me, so probably lives with his parents or welfare.
Justin Parker
tbh you seem like a proper fucking loser mate
Connor Perez
Give it a few more years kiddo. You're still in the early stages of the relationship.
Isaac White
Enjoy your fleeting pleasures.
Ayden Wood
JANITOR ??? SEXUAL PREDATOR???? BOTH????
Brandon Miller
read it in the same voice
Brandon Moore
Way to wallow in the basest pleasures of life. That's not the way to eudaimonia, mate. You seem to have plenty of free time and money; build something satisfying with it.
Christopher Wood
>poor quality bait
NEXT
Luis Jenkins
>pork star
Christopher Wright
2.5 years with my girl and I hate my life Also,
>pork star
Gavin Clark
>Fucking girls in 2016 >What a fag
Jayden Powell
little neat story u got there
Elijah Hill
I don't think you have a girlfriend.
Enjoy your hand, faggot.
Adrian Gomez
nice try faggot this has already been posted previously
Isaac Moore
well, at least I own my home, and my car, have a steady job and plenty of extra money. extra money to the point people think I'm rich. I just ain't losing 60% of my paycheck to some stupid bitch's spending sprees
Jack King
>get yourself a pork star like mine true fam, really wish i was diving in the bacon
Jacob Young
>pork star Is she really that fat?
Jason Bennett
Way too much effort went into this to be mistake
Wyatt Barnes
My name is sage and I hate every single one of you.
Isaac Sullivan
Didn't bother reading the second paragraph. Sounds like neither of you work adn you spend most of your time getting high. Degenerates squig me out bro, I guess this is supposed to be one of those Chad Thundercock your life sucks threads but honestly you should KYS or get a job.
Ryan Garcia
Everyone can get a whale to be his girl, you didn't win anything.
Ethan Johnson
Come see us in a month or two, when you smell bad because the 3 big niggers who are fucking her now won't let you into your own apartment to shower or get your clothes
Michael Gonzalez
do you guys really take this post serious or even getting angry at it? please tell me this whole thread is just a great shitposting convention
Christian Parker
Yeah it wont last long, hence why you are here 'boasting' about your life and wife If its that good why you here
Christian Fisher
I don't smoke because I'm not a dumbass bug-chasing cancer magnet.
I also don't fuck bitches with bellies lmao chubby loving faggot
Austin Ramirez
i guess you like to fuck no bitches at all right? haha
Chase Young
>when I claim her in public
Nicholas Fisher
>you go on Sup Forums Wait. What. Isn't OP doing the same? Paradox?
Gavin Brown
Oh, okay. OP is a faggot.
Logan Sullivan
And then OP woke up and realized it was all a dream, and he was in fact living with his parents and fapping to trannies
Nicholas Garcia
B U T T H U R T U T it will get better one day, user T H you just need to stop caring U R T
Wyatt Price
I don't care, actually im shitting right now.
Zachary Price
let go
Jackson Clark
Done!
Nathaniel Carter
This fags gonna post a month later about how his skeeze found a bigger blacker mor e successful cock to gag on while he earns the bread and she fucks around with some other nigger
Chase Williams
Pork star
Ryder Robinson
Tbh user I don't want a gf... I have a boyfriend that adores me ;P
Self centred faggot... Kek also good copypasta
Noah Murphy
It all ends when you get married and/or have kids.
Its like an act, they lose all sex drive after that.
Thomas King
this
Aaron Rogers
>She'll kiss me while she's half asleep. >We kiss and we go shower.
Debunked right there, bullshit story. No one kisses in the morning with shit breath.
Nathan Garcia
OP here.
Jace Morris
OP is obviously a lying faggot, but me and my gf do kiss in the morning with morning breath, mostly because I want to.
Evan Lopez
A good amount of this is true about most Sup Forumstards, including myself
Eli Peterson
why do I feel like this bait
Easton Rivera
Sounds similar to my girl and I. Just gotta work towards the big things too. She's starting a business and I'm advancing in my career with the end goal of buying some land so I can have 99 project cars, and she can have 99 dogs.
Dylan Powell
I was just thinking that
Chase Gray
Oh look, OP is way too interested in the masturbating habits of straight white men he wishes he could fuck, why am I not suprised.
Noah Lee
Stale af pasta.
Mason Richardson
Speak for yourself
Landon Reed
Funny thing I had exactly what you had, until some shit went down and I got cheated on, I cheated on her.
Now I basically just go to school and jerk off and lucky If I get laid once or twice a month.
Life is like a pendulum if you stop your momentum once things are going well, then its bound to go bad sooner or later