Hostage crises are like noodles

Hostage crises are like noodles.

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Sometimes that happens.

Just in time for me to prove devnull wrong

Need to put a trigger warning wtf

Long and boring except at the beginning and end?

...true, actually, but no they need to be timed perfectly, both of them. I'm watching veep, good show.

Haha I sucked you in with cute gote and now you're getting the REDPILL

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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The lack of teeth in the aboriginal one makes it perfect

oh shit I didn't even notice kek

It's not bad hygiene, that's just their anatomy

Keep going.

they all smoke a pack a day lol

Only got a couple more

The native american one was missing teeth as well

Their teeth weren't actually that bad until they started eating food brought in from other countries. There is a pic regarding this somewhere, lemme grab it

They just smoke as many cigarettes as they can lift off the ground

and lift from the store

Well naturally, they're not adapted to european and asian diets.

I think it's more the absolute lack of care. Their teeth did fine with their diet and no care (especially when you die before 30), but the sugar and shit we have requires brushing and maintenance.

Gotta take that shit to cashies

right, but we've adapted around that sort of lifestyle over history; aboriginal peoples have literally not had the time to evolve

White dude eats shit food, white dude gonna have tooth decay
source: worked at a dentists

We haven't exactly evolved past that yet.

On that note I never saw an aboriginal person at the dentistry. Explains the toothlessness.

I was in a game of overwatch when some of the kiwis in it said theyre having an earthquake and then we just continued to play

typical sheep fuckers

The adaptations white people have been made are long term planning that allows for them bothering to brush their teeth and go to the dentist.

Behavior is biological as well.

how cool will humans be in a few million years though(hopefully not extinct) but theyll have so much more cool shit like no black people

Why would they stop?
>no black people
We can only hope.

>why stop
idk they probs couldve died

I can't fucking wait

that's all the redpills I got

You could have just said "they're lazy shits" from the start without squawking about like a fuckin galah

Pretty sure white people are breeding less than other people. If anything a million years from now everyone will look like an arab or asian

Right, and they will continue to be without genetic intervention.

>tfw trumps done more for murica than obama and he isnt even preisdent yet

>galah
how triggered are you?

>arab
>lasting a million years
BAHAHAH

he already destroyed everyone's faith in the lying, crooked media

They get earthquakes pretty often there, granted the one they just got was a big one its nothing unusual. Still they are sheepfuckers.
If whites die out human civilization ends.

Yeah I guess they do get them often but thought there'd be more of a reaction

You used an exit poll. I gave you actual numbers that aren't hindered by human reporting. One of these things is not like the others, and doesn't have the same credence. One of those things tends to be notoriously wrong every election, given the arbitrary weighting different organizations use.

iirc abo x non-abo makes up way more than half of abo relationships. Give it another century and the only sign they existed is some people having a rounder face or permanent frown.

I never said otherwise, just saying they breed in way bigger numbers.

You gave numbers sorted according to district, which is useless since it doesn't tell us what turnout was like in these districts. Generally speaking, poorer districts have lower turnout because the poor are the least likely to vote: therefore, the wealthier residents of those districts often carry the results of their locales.

Also exit polling is actually extremely consistent.

How exactly can white people stand to associate with abos?

>dev probably things election should be based off popular vote

Anyone here have any good praying mantis hentai? I'm all for furry stuff, but a man has to get his favorite stuff sometimes, you know?

Like actual praying mantis or a praying mantis monster girl?

yeah that's gonna be a hard no for me dawg

White trash get along really well with abos, and some aboriginal people have been interbred enough to get European facial characteristics.

Pic related. Abo girl I work with. You gotta remember Australia, which is just over 200 years old, had an 80 year or so program where we just straight up took kids from aboriginals for the sole purpose of westernising them, with the intent on using them as cheap labour, servants etc. There were also people who encouraged race mixing as they wanted to "breed out the black"

>"Analysis of the 2006 census reveals that 52% of Aboriginal men and 55% of Aboriginal women were married to non-Aboriginal Australians."
Average of course. Higher in urban, but almost non-existent in outback areas.

Either is fine.
Honestly, it's hard to find any good praying mantis hentai.

What amazes me is at the initial point of contact between European australians and abos, that there were whites that looked at abos and said "by god I could fuck that" before they were mixed.

Stronger men than me.

Fuck cats.

fuck you, bugfucker

Well they could be forced to marry old dudes, so I guess if you just wanted a couple kids before your fat ass dies you'd head on over and grab one of the girls from the training camps

Better than nothing.

I guess.

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Any holes a goal

Besides, I'm sure you've been to walmart. You know as well as I do there are people who would fuck anything with a hole and a pulse. And hell, the latter is optional.

Also I wish I could post all these facebook posts. Conservatives getting completely BTFO and called out for being the entitled echo-chamber shits that they are. I don't think next election is going to have another low turnout. One stay at home just had her entire extended family turn on her after a series of "Protestors should just stop whining" posts, when she finally posted that stupid "7 Harsh Realities of Life Millennials Need To Understand" bullshit and it's a fucking glorious shitshow.

>Also exit polling is actually extremely consistent.

You're just fucking with me at this point.

>You gave numbers sorted according to district, which is useless since it doesn't tell us what turnout was like in these districts.

I didn't "sort" them in anyway, so I'm not really sure what you mean. I'm not also sure how you're going to say that data is useless, when you're using exit polling as the basis for your opinion.

So again, based on the system we're in, and the districts that voted red: yes, poor, uneducated people voted for Trump at an astronomically higher rate than they did for Clinton.

Nope.

Thx Sup Forumsro.

Hey, want to know who else loves cats?

The Chinese. They make great soup. I hear the Chinese even have a martial art based on the praying mantis, beat that.

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Same thing on a different site because more of the guy's other stuff is there.

actually, I was basing the exit polling thing off of the historical margins of error for exit polling which are within 2-4% of real results. But as I've been reading more about it they actually tend to skew pretty heavily democrat, so trump might've won higher income voters by an even greater margin. In any case, your evidence is paper thin.

>I'm sure you've been to walmart
You know, not for years, thank god. Mostly I see the shart in mart pictures on Sup Forums.

yeah and the chinese are basically subhumans

When I move I think I will go to Walmart just to people watch sometimes.

people watching is magnificent but walmart is like walking into the actual enclosure at a zoo

When PM take over, you'll be left alive. You are best.

Your cats are gross. Try getting cute pictures instead of that "I don't do anything sept for sit on bed" trash.

Less dangerous than driving in the ghetto

Or walking around where I live at night

I am quoting stats that have quite literally been accepted by every entity involved in this election. It's not up for interpretation. The following quite literally happened:

Districts that have a median income of less than 50,000 and where less than 20% of the population have a bachelors degree voted for Trump. What is confusing about this? We have demographic data. We know which districts voted for what, obviously, or else we'd be kind of fucked with the whole election thing.

Your statement is not a negation of this. It's orthogonal to what I'm saying.

dude I'm not inclined to take aesthetic criticisms from someone who practices literal buggery

you need a tool to get them out of hot water?

After an exhausting night, I have net loss 50 points from where I started the night. Net loss 150 points from my initial rank.
Why can't I carry these plebs.

Well yeah but it's like the sloth enclosure or something, it's not dangerous but it fucking stinks.

Yes, and you're missing the complexities of district relevant data. A district that has a median income of less than 50k doesn't mean the district has no wealthier voters. Let's say 40% of district X is above 50k, but the other 60% isn't. If that top 40% actually shows up to the polls in disproportionate numbers, they turn the district whatever color they tend to vote.

This has been studied repeatedly. Poor people in the south, for example, aren't voting against their economic interests when their states go red - they're not voting at all. Their wealthier neighbors are.

Well, you're playing support.

>I am quoting stats that have quite literally been accepted by every entity involved in this election
sorta like the polls claiming clinton would win?

Pretend I inserted a smug pepe face here cause I don't have any

mornin'

hi nibbles the second

I have a small child that cannot use a toilet yet. I am used to dealing with stink

I'm sorry for your loss

For Lucio, there's not much improvement left for me.
For Ana, I could definitely get better and effectively carry my team. If you hit sleep darts on enemies who are using their ultimates and get some picks with your sniper rifle, you can really have an impact.
But I dunno if you know enough about the characters.

hopefully in a few million years we will make furries a reality and society will become just one big orgy

another year and the larger portion of the suffering should be over.

Literally nothing, to be precise. I actually thought you played healslut.

Or you could have a post birth abortion.

Then who would I torment with Commando jokes?

commando jokes?

Alright, here's how it is. Ana is a support who uses a sniper rifle. When you use the rifle unscoped, it's a projectile that's a bit slower than hitscan. When you use it scoped, it's hitscan.
She fires darts that heal teammates and damage enemies. You have a grenade that burst heals and doubles subsequent healing to teammates for a short period of time.
You also have a sleep dart that is effectively at least a 5 second stun until you do damage to the person stunned, and can be used on enemies who are using their most OP abilities.

>a bit slower than hitscan
>a bit slower than instant
hard to get a frame of reference there but it actually sounds a lot like tf2 medic's crossbow for various reasons

Darwin named her after Arnold's daughter from the movie Commando.

oh right, darwin named your daughter
still mind boggling

Same principle exactly.
Ever since she was introduced, she has defined the meta with her ultimate ability, nano boost.
50% damage resistance, 50% extra damage given, and 30% extra movespeed to a teammate for 8 whole seconds. Charges quickly.

Where is all the porn?

Literally just ubercharge, kritz and quick fix at the same time, but with each attribute nerfed

valve should sue blizzard at this rate?

couldn't tell you my dude

Well everyone else gave shit names. I don't put much stock in names, so long as it's not weird shit. Jennifer is a totally normal name.

It's just that darwin's presence is now permanently inscribed on your daughter's life

that seems like the worst case scenario

Blizzard has said that they were inspired by TF2, but it's obvious that they've created something different as time has gone on.
Basically give nano boost to a big guy with a hammer that does 75 damage (x1.5) per swing in a giant radius when most non-tanks have 200hp or less, and you can fuck shit up.

Worst case scenario would have been calling her Katia or something

well that's also a real name but yeah I wouldn't

that still sounds identical to a diffused ubercharge

...

I don't get why people freak out over the Darwin connection

Why did people create guns ever since the first single-shot musket?
They're just making copies of the exact same thing. It's not even their idea. Modern guns are just worse muskets.

darwin is kind of a mythical, loch ness kinda creature

the analogy is terrible but point granted

But he doesn't show up at my door, trying to scam me out of about tree fiddy

so he's more trustworthy.

It is a hyperbolic and ridiculous analogy, really.
The basic idea is that I need to get gud.
I'll likely keep practicing my DPS roles too. That can only help me.

>wanting no black cock to suck
Are you a masochist?

sometimes I see his posts in my nightmares

I agree, if you work hard every day eventually you will be the god king of overwatch

or like, goddess queen, probably

>wanting aids
Are you a masochist?

These districts literally voted that way. We know what people live in those districts. Are you going to claim these districts did in fact not vote for Trump, or are numbers just a liberal conspiracy?

> Let's say 40% of district X is above 50k, but the other 60% isn't.

This is where the keyword _median_ comes in. The median is LESS than $50,000. I get what you're trying to say, but I think you have the wrong picture in your head on what the numbers are telling you.

> Poor people in the south, for example, aren't voting against their economic interests when their states go red - they're not voting at all.

This seems to be counter to the narrative that Trump campaign was putting forth. Especially when you consider areas like the Rust Belt. It also seems to be in conflict with a few maps. For example, in nearly every state, the population centers with far higher average incomes overwhelmingly voted for Clinton. Look at Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, Florida. Cities with higher incomes voted blue. Rural districts, of which there are plenty, have significantly less average income and overwhelmingly voted red.

So a few different things that _actually_ happened:

* Rural districts vote red, despite their *significantly* lower income averages.
* Populous districts overwhelmingly vote blue, with far higher income averages compared to their red rural districts.

Let's take Georgia for example and do something very basic. It's going to be completely visual so we don't have any of those pesky numbers confusing anyone. Compare the attached image to this one:

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Atlanta, Savannah, Augusta: Blue. Rural: Red. Neighbors didn't vote blue. And unless each of these districts somehow has a highly active population of wealthy people that somehow go unnoticed, then I don't see how what you're saying fits.

More like princess.
You should work hard every day and become even more qt, if that's even possible.
But please don't starve yourself or become an alcoholic or anything. Sometimes I worry.

He's like Washington

youtube.com/watch?v=l7iVsdRbhnc

He's probably about that old anyway

>These districts literally voted that way
I was joking dude I really don't care about the yank election. Unless the USD falls it's really not a biggie for me

tl;dr: silent majority won

lots of "unlikely" voters turned out.

I don't understand why your dumb ass has to jam the word 'conspiracy' in to everything though.
And for a change, this asshole actually interpreted data mostly correct too.

It is counter to the narrative that the trump campaign was putting forth, because the trump campaign was lying. Campaigns lie.

I'm not arguing that there's a highly active population of wealthy people in all the places trump won. Actually, I'm arguing largely the opposite; trump won because of very very low turnout among the poor, not among high turnout. In many of the states that trump won, he actually had fewer votes than mitt romney did while losing (take wisconsin, for example). Lower turnout is hilariously good for republicans because the poor are the least likely to vote.

Incidentally, black voters are centralized in urban areas, black voters vote democrat almost universally when they turn out, and black voters are lower income as a population. They didn't turn out this year.

I had a real fucking fatass piece of shit breakfast so at least I've started off the not starving myself goal on a strong foot.

man don't cast aspersions on America's first president like that.