Call it football

>call it football
>only 2 players can use their feet
Americunts will defend this

>call it cricket
>no actual crickets involved in the sport

>He doesn't know about drop-kicks.

>invent the boomerang
>call it a weapon
Convicts are stupid.

>Rugby
>Actually played on grass

>Call it Brisbane
>no big guys

>invent fat people
>call them big boned

What gives?

>Aussie rules
>Australians are ruled

>Found a country called Bulgaria
>Be so irrelevant that you don't have any stereotypes
Why bother?

>American education

>when your """"""""football""""""" league makes less money than the MLS

It's called football because it's played on foot. Not on horseback

Enlighten us with some bulgarian stereotypes, mon ami

didnt they almost win the quidditch world cup?

You just did tho. So you tell me.

Not my fault your IQ is the same number as your penis length in inches

>only 2 players can use their feet

The rest have to stand on their hands

100"?

Since they are slavs and a post cuckmunist Republic you have many possibilities.

Then why isn't baseball called football? It's played on foot. Why isn't polo called horseball?

So basketball, tennis and handball are called "football" in Burgerland ?

I have no idea, look it up. Why do you think there's like 4 different kinds of 'football'

>"the word originally referred to a variety of games in medieval Europe, which were played on foot.[5] These sports were usually played by peasants, as opposed to the horse-riding sports more often enjoyed by aristocrats. In some cases, the word has been applied to games which involved carrying a ball and specifically banned kicking."

>being proud that your country has more Mexicans than we have people
wew

That's easy. Because 3 of them involve footing the ball and the other was invented by americans

If only Chinks were more interested in sports.

They are, just American ones kek

Then post some, nigger.

>Football was a generic name for soccer and rugby
>wow, these other sports developed independently out of them but never changed their name! How stupid!