Food recipes for a single(loser) 20years old male? I live alone, and takeout or my usual food gets boring

Food recipes for a single(loser) 20years old male? I live alone, and takeout or my usual food gets boring

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Throw cooked pasta, 2 eggs, 3 slices of ham, a few pickles in a pan, add salt, black pepper and some paprika spice and let it fry for a couple of minutes.

Fuck that looks tastier than what I usually eat.

Add some cheese

Is that Goulash?

One box macaroni n cheese. One can diced tomatoes, one can corn. 1 pound of beef. Add together.

youtu.be/vSRZRp2Ovqc?t=23s

Brasso roast

lentils. soak em and boil em for a while. onions and garlic. add it like halfway through. tomato and tomato paste. add at 2/3rds. dont forget a ton of olive oil, salt pepper. makes a soup, very hearty, very delicious. carrots are good in this too, also broccoli. if you want you can add some type of meat but i recommend the veggie version w meat separate. super simple if you have some time on your hands. enjoy with feta cheese for best results.

So hamburger helper?

oat for breakfast
everything fits in a wrap for lunch
salad for supper with beans and corn

Get 4 corn tortillas break them up into smaller pieces. Fry them up throw an egg or 2 on top. Let that egg cook and then add Sriracha

potatoes as man as you want i do five boil get top ramen beef start that once potatoes are done drain smash up throw in ramen mix and in hamburger meat

i ate this shit for like 3 months straight never got sick of
also add whatever you like

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jewloush doesn't have potatoes you pleb

Shepards pie - base layer of ground beef, top with corn, cover with mashed potatos , cover with shredded cheese. Cheap n easy

If you're so lazy you can't even prepare proper meals just kill yourself. Morons like OP are the ones who probably grew up with idiot parents hat never fed them properly which led to nutrient deficiencies making them fucking retarded enough to ask moot for advice.

i can bet money im beter /fit/ than you and i eat some real nasty shit

Motherfucking breakfast casserole
>hash browns
>sausage
>bacon
>cheese
>kielbasa
>eggs if you like them, I don't
Cook it all separate then layer in casserole dish and bake for a bit. Top with jelly, gravy or ketchup to preference

Most faggots do. Makes sense.

Who said I can't make a proper meal? I just want new recipes from all over the world

Cook pastas, put some diced bacon in a pan, add cream, put the pasta in the pan, let it heat a bit, put in a plate, salt, pepper, eat, kill self.

Tuna pasta bake.

Pasta.
Tuna.
Spring onions chopped.
Cream of mushroom soup.
Mix all together, bake for about 35 minutes, top with ready salted crisps half way through for some crunch.

So tasty, so easy.

You posted some old time poverty meal, or comfort food if you want the advertising term, which is farm from balanced and requires zero skill or effort to prepare. This is like a thread for people who want high cholesterol and diabetes.

do you cook the eggs before or after you bake it? I've seen some vids where they do both, what do you do?

homemade gnocci? it takes a LOT of practice to get right but if you can do it, its pretty cheap.

delallo.com/article/making-homemade-gnocchi-step-step-guide/

1.cereal
2.milk
it's not like you could do something wrong

to make it a meal make some sort of sauce to put on top (you can literally google how to make one, theyre super easy) and then gt come veggies, chop up mix together top with dressing and u have a salad. takes some work but so healthy and feels good

I am lactose intolerant, can't drink milk

Than please tell me what do you eat/what should I eat?

this means you're a faggot

Egg noodles with browned butter.

Use cheese instead of pickles and that's basically a carbonara. I recommend frying some onions and the ham before adding the other stuff. Also hot tip about pasta: the water you cook it in should be as salty as the sea.

That looks tasty, maybe add some eggs over easy and some sourdough toast.

Try shakshuka

cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1014721-shakshuka-with-feta

>starchy meat

recipe:

a pound of potatoes
a spoon of meat

disgusting

2 eggs
cup of salsa
.5 cup black beans
.25 cup corn
throw in skillet until your prefered doneness

Dude it's so hard to shop and cook being one person. Even two for that fact.

all you need is your profile pic, op. cube 4 or 5 potatoes. fry them in some oil. add a pound of ground beef. mix it together. maybe add some diced onion, maybe some jalepeno, and you are good. you can make burritos with it too.

1.Fry some onion rings in a pan with olive oil
2. when the onions are halfway cooked, add some diced potatoes
3. when potatoes are 3/4 cooked, add some kielbasa

Takes about 35 min, makes 4 servings, mostly make it when I have next to no ingredients and whatever meet I can find. raw meats need to be cooked first in a separate pan

I don't put eggs in mine. My sister scrambles and then adds them in hers

>Get 2 lb salmon from seafood section
>Cut into 8 oz pieces
>Pour enough canola oil to coat the bottom of cast iron pan
>Medium (5) heat
>Sprinkle blackening seasoning on salmon
>2 min face-down in pan, then flip skin-down for 8 mins

Delicious, quick, healthy, and you can save pieces in the fridge for subsequent meals.

who gives a fuck if your food is boring. Food isn't supposed to be entertaining, it's just fucking fuel. As long as it's nutritious you should stop complaining.

personally some of the things I make most often are eggs and toast (100% whole wheat toast), chicken/porkchops (super easy to make), and oatmeal + chocolate protein powder + ground flax seeds.

1 can green beans
1/2 can cream of mushroom
any meat you want
pepper or spices
microwave and eat with parmesan cheese

Okay dude. If you're typically eating take out then it is safe to assume that you have a decent amount of money to spend on food.

Don't be lazy. Don't make shit tier food for yourself. You need to do me a favor and make sure you have the following items: cutting board, 1 sharp chef's knife, 1 sharp serrated bread knife, 1 sharp pairing knife and at least 1 large pan and 1 medium pot. Congrats, with these few, simple tools you have just opened yourself up 98% of the cooking world.

Go lurk around and involve yourself in I gaurantee that you will learn a lot. Also you're young, learn to cook high quality cuisine and you will be rolling in the bitches. It might not sound like it but women are very impressed by a young man who can actually cook.

>women are very impressed by a young man who can actually cook

real talk

It's not the money or the equipment I lack. It's the time. My parents died, they left me a fully equipped kitchen, also I have some money from the insurance and work in the weekends.
When I have time I cook for myself, but when i have to be in the uni 8-18 I don't have the time or will to cook, so I order takeout

Martha stewart's one pot pasta

youtube.com/watch?v=09smBNps4EM

What happened to your fagget parents?

cancer

If you could exercise in a room with white walls and a treadmill vs a scenic outdoor run in perfect temperature which would you choose? Fucking moron.

Didn't know it could spread like that.

Ñoquis? Also you can learn to make ravioli, I will give you the formuoli

They didn't died at the same time. Dad when I was little(around 5 years old), and mom when I was 19

I hope they suffered. I hope they shit themselves with fear before the end.

Brah the best advice I could ever give is get a crock pot. It's considered the set it and forget it cooking appliance. It takes a long time to cook but usually cooks big portions. I'm talking like food for the next two weeks. Lazy man's appliance. All the juices from everything seeps together making a super tastey meal.

Slow cooked curried chicken with califlower
3 TBS canola oil, 6 garlic cloves minced, 2 inch ginger peeled and diced(get a peeler), half a jar of Patak curry paste, 2 14 oz cans of chicken broth, 2 cups plain yogurt, 2.25ish lbs of chicken thighs bone in, salt pepper to taste, 1 lbs bag of red lentils, 1 head califower broken into small pieces, 2-16 oz cans of chickpeas(sometimes called garbanzo beans).

First chop up the ginger and garlic. I find it's easier to peel the skin off the garlic by chopping the cloves in half. Add the oil to a large hot skillet med-high heat. Drop in the ginger and garlic until fragrant. Add the curry paste and try to mix it a bit it'll be pretty gooey. About 2 minutes later add 1 can of the chicken broth and mix well. After that transfer the mix to the empty crock pot. Pour the second can of chicken broth in then add the yogurt mix until it has the same color. Get the chicken out and cut off the excess fat. Spice the chicken with the salt and pepper make sure to rub it on. Toss the chicken into the crock pot and add the 1 lbs bag of lentils. Set crock pot to 6 hours on high. 3 hours in add the chick peas and cauliflower. If you're running out of room only add part of the cauliflower.

Sit back and come back 3 hours later you're going to have delish curry for 2 weeks. Enjoy!

top tier meal ideas:

-beer
-skip food roll a joint

for when your liver or lungs hurt:

-baked potato + nothing
-bread + chilli peppers
-pasta + mayonnaise
-trick the hunger with tea or coffee

when you feel malnutrition is catching up to you:

-salami
-chorizo
-beef jerky

i don't even know what type of crap bait this even is

Prepreped meals are the way to go if you want quality food in a time crunch. Recipes like this can be an investment but pay off tremendously as you get food for a long time.

baited

if OP follows my advice he'll live to 150 and never have to spend more than 10 minutes in the kitchen

White room with no distractions sounds like the better choice for serious training. Go hard or go home faggot

Enjoy your diabetes fatggot

Go to the grocery store and look whats there, combine veggies and meat, throw some spices in there, all gud.

Prison Pizza
Items needed:
2 slices of bread
Provolone or Mozzarella cheese
Pizza Sauce or Spaghetti Sauce
Reccomended: Oregeno

Spread your sauce on the bread, lay your cheese on top. Tip your toaster side ways insert the bread. Toast (make sure you have something to catch it with depending on your toaster)

Sprinkle oregano

BRUHHHHH, fucking genius

people ITT really don't know how to cook

tfw can't cook so I eat fast food everyday

won't the metal sides that hold the bread in place totally fuck up the cheese and sauce?

Try this op

>1 onion chopped
>1 mince
>6 mushrooms chopped
>spring onions chopped
>olive oil
>any sort of sausage chopped
>brown sauce
>tomato sauce
>chili powder
>salt n peppa
>soy sauce
>pasta sauce of any kind
>spaghetti, enough for you
>knock at the door
>open the door
>everybody walk the dinosaur

MFW brown sauce

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And fucking what's fucking wrong with fucking brown sauce fucking Gordon Ramsey?

make the spread like in county jail

Yes.

used to make this shit all the time, but with a small george forman grill

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Don't do this, this is how they fueled the Saturn V rocket.

stick your dick in a toaster. add butter. eat.

If you're stupid enough...enjoy faggots.

That can't be safe lol

jesus christ this is disgusting.


Don't use a tomato based sauce what the fuck

try this: www.reddit.com/r/EatCheapAndHealthy/comments/2galmd/repost_alert_this_is_bachelor_chow_recipe/

Training for what?

It's a soccer mom chicken parm.

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying there testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindles.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 8 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Yeah sure, just let me pop on down to Walgreens and pick up a big ass bottle of nitro glycerin.

CIA Report.
>:Suspect claimed he was making cookies.

A Wok is your friend.

spanish tortilla, just eggs, potatos, onion and some spices

Watch these guys and practice. youtube.com/user/BrothersGreenEats

Did it when I was single, it really helped out my cooking skills. Plus bitches love a man who can cook (Nothing to do with skill of course, just means they can be even lazier and have you do more work)

Jeezus...Spend the Dollar at Walmart's & get a FRESH baguette
of Italian bread for that pizza recipe!

Almond milk, Cashew milk or soy milk then.

small lump of butter
microwave until melted
2 eggs
whisk
microwave for 1 min
cut up
microwave for another minute
put on toast with salt and pepper.

easiest eggs ever when my oven broke

Migas.
My nigga.

sounds like a lazy breakfast meal to me

>Eggs in the oven or microwave

How about the stove top, retard?

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you misunderstand, my complete oven just buggered off, i needed a complete new one

but....why?

its like a 5 year old jpeg