Share with Sup Forums the perviest things you have done

share with Sup Forums the perviest things you have done..
i have recorded my girl and her sister while showering,
wanked into and sniffed her sis' dirty underwear/thongs.
peeked through the keyhole of my bathroom door while wanking, while my room mates girlfriend showered....
have gone through my moms phone and have seen her nude pics....
i also used to wipe my cock on my room mates girlfriends things. like her cups or bottles, toothbrush and have came into her shampoo bottles and onto her loofah

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show us the recording

I was 17 when my best friends little sister who was 13 sucked my dick, I think he knows but yet again I doubt it

did you see her naked?

She was clothed when she did it, I was sleeping in her bed and she came in on me while everyone was asleep (she had her friends over so they all stayed in the living room, and I was like family to them so they thought nothing of me sleeping in there) It wasn't a suprise we planned it.

download.png idiot its from google.com/imghp kek

>GF has a hot cousin
>We were visiting for a few days, and I had to take a shower
>notice said cousin's swimsuit hanging in the shower curtain rod
>still wet, she just came out of the hot tub like 20 mins ago
>take swimsuit bottoms, sniff and lick crotch
>take into shower with me and wrap it around my dick and masturbate with it
>swimsuit top tied around my face
>notice her body wash, get an idea
>open bottle, have it next to me while I finish jerking it
>cum into her body wash bottle
>wipe tip of dick off into swimsuit crotch, hang both pieces back up
>have to piss, add it to body wash bottle that I came in
>shake it all up and mix it together
>every time she showers she's covering herself in my fluids
>masturbate to the idea every day, cum harder than I ever have before

yeah i want to see the real one

I touched my freinds dick when he was sleeping, I was like 16 years old and he was 15, never been that horny in my life. While I was touching him I also jerked off, I wanted to kiss him on the mouth but I didnt take the chance due I was screard he was going to wake up.

>Be me at a wedding
>At a hotel in Santa Barbara
>Cottages on the grounds, not typical hotel building
>Get ripped on free vodka
>In the middle of summer, fucking hot
>See bridesmaid, I know her husband
>She gets out of the pool, tells him she's going to get ready
>He stays in the pool for the vodka bar
...more in a moment

>I get out of the pool, don't know why I follow her
>She goes to her cottage
>Windows open, I hear her in the shower
>Drunk so not real bright
>Try the door, it's locked
>Patio door is open, I go in that way
>Shower is running, I see her clothes on the bed
>Pick up her panties, sniff sniff
>Don't realize shower has stopped
>She comes into bedroom
>fuckme.jpg
...more in a moment

Lived with my gf for a while, both her sister and I got up for work early every day. I would sometimes use a mirror to look under the door when she went to take a shower.

...more in a moment ha ha

I still don't know why so many FAGGOTS love to write neverending "cont?cont?cont?" fake stories on their shitty iphones here.

Some advice for you:

> be brief: no more than two dozen lines

> be coherent: no shitloads of useless details

> be interesting: no unreasonable claims, no ramblings, no fagspeech

> don't beg for feedback

> separate important paragraphs with a blank line

> proofread before sending: loudly say "I don't give a shit" every line

> proofread before sending: loudly say "cool story bro" every line

> proofread before sending; don't awake grammarnazis

> always add a "pic related", bonus points for OC

> final check: does your story comply with the 5W rule? "who, where, when, what, why?"

>What are you doing, user?
>I have her panties in my hand
>She comes over, she's wet from the shower
>She grabs the panties and dangles them in front of my face
>Makes no sense to answer, she knows what I was doing
>I gently pull her towel
>She lifts her arms and it falls
>Mother of God, great tits, I never knew
>We start making out, she's drunk too
>She starts moaning
...hold on, typing...

Screw you needle dick, I wasn't asking for input, I'm on a slow keyboard.

Fuck you, no more story

>Be me, standing in front of a poster of a sexy girl
>two gays walk up behind me, start feeling me up from behind
>they whisper shit like "come oon, let's go to the booth"
>They put some kind of cloth in front of my face and I get dizzy
>They lift me up and I can feel myself getting hornier by the second
>They take turns to fuck me in the ass. Both of them cum.
>They ask if I want them to lock behind them or let more people in.

Cont?

Buddy's sister wanted to see my penis, so when she and I were alone, I showed her. She lifted it, inspected it, moved my balls around, squeezed them and fondled them. I told her to keep fingering my penis because it felt good. She laughed the entire time because she thought they felt funny. We heard him coming so we stopped.
From that point on, I would ask her to stick hand down my pocket and stroke it - which she always complied.
This went on for years until she (at some point) realized she didn't to.
It is an unspoke truth/reality which we don't talk about to this day.

Continue plz, nice story

You sound normal to me Sup Forumsro!

>be me
cont?

FAKE

watched my mom changing and her fucking guys after her divorce

>

cont?

few of us fucked my friends little sister (14) when were 16 and 17

go on...

>15, horny teenager
>was going out with my first girlfriend
>we hadn't done anything yet sex-wise
>we were talking everynight on skype
>was also the only time I could fap without my parents noticing, but with my gf on skype it was impossible
>or so i thought
>started to develop a fetish for ninja faps, where i would enjoy myself reading hentai while continuing a normal conversation
>did it everynight for almost a full year
>now i live with my current gf and can't do that kind of shit anymore
>regret it deeply

>everynight
That's not a word, you retarded faggot. Also trips checked.

Source please, OP

your story was shit anyway fagboi.

> friends 14yrold sister had a crush on our friend, got to talking about blow jobs and porn and he talked her into sucking him and a few of us too
>eventually he started fucking her and to keep him happy he got her to fuck us too, we invited a few others to fuck her over the summer

is she hot? tit size?

>female friend have broken up with douche boyfriend
>my mother liked her a lot so insisted she spend the night here
>we decided to watch a movie before bed, she changed her clothes already to be more comfortable: pink yoga pants and a loose t-shirt with no bra
>halfway trough the movie i noticed it looked like she had no panties. comment on it and she gets embarrassed but confirms. we joke a little but the subject dies and we finish watching the movie.
>i get my stuff and go to the living room to sleep on the couch, she stays in my bed.
>it's cold as fuck, and in the middle of the night i wake up and say "fuckit" got to my room e tell her to scoop to the side coz i was going to sleep there too. she just does it
>i wake again and openend my eyes to check the room and saw her pussy bulging with a camel toe on the moonlight
>remember she's not wearing panties and decide to touch her.
>stroke her mound and slid little bit, believing her to be asleep, and got to the point where the fabric of her pants were getting moist.
>tried to slide my finger and touch her clit. as soon as i reach it she just grabbed my hand and pulled it away. she put my hand over her belly and wen't back to not moving again.
>got th hint that she wasn't into it and just wen't back to sleep.

next morning we acted like nothing happened, soon i mentioned it and told her we should hook up next time we saw each other and she agreed but we ended up fighting before we got the chance.

>have pool
>have friends over to swim all the time
>record them changing into swimsuits

i cam in to cake mix and cooked into a cake. i watched all of my friends eat it.
>priceless

pics, how many dudes?

lol

she was cute, had nice little a, maybe b cups that we all played with, she got really good at giving head and riding dick

I seraially cum in girls' shoes not to their knowledge.

I worked in a dry cleaners at 21.
Also did photo developing there.
15 year old chick I know came in to get photos developed for free all the time because she was fucking FINE and I always did them for free for her.
Flirt for months.
Finally just say "fuck it", kissed her at work when working the close shift alone.
Closed the shop an hour early so I could bang her around the back against the dry cleaning machine.
Did the same thing about a week later.

total of 6 of us had her that summer, her brother even once had her suck his dick (she was blindfolded for that) played a game of guess whos dick

show us what she looks like?

GREEENTEEXXXT

ahahaha how the fuck do they not notice?

pics?

I went to a girl's house from the bar.
She was wasted. She was fine during the cab ride, talking and such.
Once we got in her house, we made for a bit and went to her bed.
She started getting sick so i got a pan from her kitchen to puke in.
I stripped her naked in between rounds and she eventually passed out.
I decide im stll going to fuck her and climbed on as she was laying face down and put my dick in her.
She roused a little bit as I entered her and a couple more times to dry heave. The contractions on my dick were awesome.
Anyway, so I'm railing her pussy and she is way out of it and I keep staring at her asshole.
Decide I'm going to cum in her ass.
Still fucking her pussy, i start getting her asshole all wet and lubed.
As I'm getting near blasting my load and she is still out, i pull out of her puss and push it hard into her asshole. Not much of a response from her as I'm sliding the tip in and out, but i started going deeper when the urge to blow was imminent. I just needed a couple more strokes to finish when she woke back up realizing I was balls deep in her shitter.
She tried to get up and get me out of her ass, but i held her down while she was yelling and finished unloading in her tight little asshole.
I pulled and let her up. She yelled, WTF and then passed out again. Awesome orgasm I had that time

Were you still there next time she woke up?

So you raped her basically

Wow thats so hot, i wish i was there for that, she ever take a couple dicks?

Yeahhhhhhh....

Nice

"Doesn't matter had sex!"

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It's only rape if she says no and calls the police. Haha.
I slept for about three hours then left. Walked to a 24hr market a couple blocks away and called a cab to go home.

Was great blasting a load in a virgin asshole. And the struggle at the end was amazing. Made my dick even harder inside her ass.

...

your a cunt

werent you afraid of her shitting?

Exactly. If she didn't want to have sex sje shouldn't have had a vagina and a big black X on each hand. It's like a beacon.

still with her?

I am. But I had a great time.
And no. It didn't cross my mind at the time, but it didn't happen.

Did she ever say her brother's name when guessing?

you cant tell me you didnt take pictures when she was passed out

holy fuck go on

Wow sexy af, did you pass her around like a little slut?

I took video. But not of the ass fucking at the end. Took two hands and didn't last long.

nahh, but he came super fast though, we were trying to get him to fuck her but he said that was weird, lol " really?"

screencaps? boobs?

MEGA UPLOAD

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