Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk
I watched magic mike and only popped a semi twoce
I jerk off daily
Without lube
I play the russian roulette without bullets, forcing me to stay alive and deal with the world's shit.
I found a YLYL thread on Sup Forums
without any bananas
I wish God would just kill me
I told my friends i was voting for Trump
I have a hentai collection, with pout any Lolis
*without
I have a collection of guns. And only shoot blacks
I posted the banana once on a no banana's allowed ylyl.
>with pout
go right ahead, sir
fuckin rebel (op)
I visit Sup Forums without using incognito mode
I don't use fabric softener
>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away
I fucked your bitch, without gucci flip flops
I can suck my own dick.
I sucked another mans dick
With out saying "No homo"
I used only this as life support
I browsed porn without deleting my search history.
How tough am I?
For the past 5 years, whenever someone asks how I'm doing, I say I'm just fine even though I'm empty on the inside
When I was playing pokemon yellow I traded my pikachu to a friend so he could give it a thunderstone to make it evolve and he traded it back to me.
I do this as well, and I only cry for 5 hours a day about it
i watched porn with the volume on, while my family was over
So can I, it makes me feel special that only 1 in 3000 people supposedly can do that and I am one of them.
I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
I deal with constant tongue sores that hurt horribly and I only get a few days of peace before they come back again
I want to kill myself
I once held a door open for a feminist
>recreation
I voted for Donald Trump
... In California
I entered Disney's website without my parents permission.
I did the impossible. I became the savior of western civilization
I killed a nigger
I jerk off to gay furry porn.
Same here.