Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk

I watched magic mike and only popped a semi twoce

I jerk off daily
Without lube

I play the russian roulette without bullets, forcing me to stay alive and deal with the world's shit.

I found a YLYL thread on Sup Forums


without any bananas

I wish God would just kill me

I told my friends i was voting for Trump

I have a hentai collection, with pout any Lolis

*without

I have a collection of guns. And only shoot blacks

I posted the banana once on a no banana's allowed ylyl.

>with pout
go right ahead, sir

fuckin rebel (op)

I visit Sup Forums without using incognito mode

I don't use fabric softener

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

I fucked your bitch, without gucci flip flops

I can suck my own dick.

I sucked another mans dick

With out saying "No homo"

I used only this as life support

I browsed porn without deleting my search history.

How tough am I?

For the past 5 years, whenever someone asks how I'm doing, I say I'm just fine even though I'm empty on the inside

When I was playing pokemon yellow I traded my pikachu to a friend so he could give it a thunderstone to make it evolve and he traded it back to me.

I do this as well, and I only cry for 5 hours a day about it

i watched porn with the volume on, while my family was over

So can I, it makes me feel special that only 1 in 3000 people supposedly can do that and I am one of them.

I have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I deal with constant tongue sores that hurt horribly and I only get a few days of peace before they come back again

I want to kill myself

I once held a door open for a feminist

>recreation

I voted for Donald Trump

... In California

I entered Disney's website without my parents permission.

I did the impossible. I became the savior of western civilization

I killed a nigger

I jerk off to gay furry porn.

Same here.