ITT: Actors and actresses who don't use their real names

ITT: Actors and actresses who don't use their real names

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Real name Michael Douglas.

Inb4 Herschlag

And his dad

Olivia Cockburn

So close!

Real name Paul Brown.

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Maurice Micklewhite

Her full name is Ellen Grace Philpotts-Page

David McDonald

Leo Jacoby.

Zachary Levi Pugh

Mлaдeн Ђopђe Ceкyлoвић

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>tfw you are distantly related to him

Aidan Murphy

>Ed Hardy

Chloe Hosterman

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I want to corrupt her.

What the fuck? That's an awesome name!

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He changed it to a unisex name to help his bookings when he was a stand-up.

Nigger

Patricia Rooney Mara

>Patricia-Rooney

Maaaaaaan, I wanna be Eric Bishop now!

Laura Witherspoon

Katherine Rooney Mara

Eric Bishop:
>Sounds like a bad ass comic book character
>Respectable, tough sounding
>You picture someone who looks like Blade


Jamie Foxx:
>Sounds like the fake name a guy gives when he directs 1970's blacksploitation porn
>You picture a guy with greased back hair and a gap tooth, or a stripper

Eric Bishop is the GOAT alias.

Michael A. Fox

>Eric Bishop is the GOAT alias.

I'm using that from now on, Foxx ya big dummy...

Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi.

John Nicholson

Jamie Foxx is such a stripper name

Eric Bishop P.I

Carlos Norris

Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland

Ronald Walken

>Eric Bishop will return in 'The Corruption of Atlantis'

Idrissa Akuna Elba
John Adedayo Adegboyega

TUNA AKUNA
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Jamie Foxx: Blackalicious Pimp

>Idrissa Akuna Elba
>Akuna
>Idrissa Akuna Matata Elba

Albert Einstein

So he uses his name?

too late sempai, she has leaked nudes.

>John Adedayo Adegboyega

Sounds like something Porky Pig would say

Kek'd and check'd.

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O RLY

Lisa Munn

fucking ooga booga nig nogs

jesus christ that hairline

what is every jew in hollywood

>mfw this is real

fucking mudslimes

>mfw that guy from Taxi Driver was in Drive
>mfw i have no face

tom cruise
natalie portman
jason alexander
louis ck
nicholas cage
andrew lincoln

Seriously? Who would ever willingly change their name to Booterbottom Clementine

Caryn Johnson

I like Ron Walken better than Christopher.

He's memorable as fuck anyway, didn't need to change anything.

Walter Willis

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mfw he's one of the most well regarded stand up comedians that ever lived and you're a fucking idiot

Allen Grammer

Cornelius Crane Chase

Either Eric Bishop or John Miller

Annie Hall

meta as fuck desu

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>Rearrange the letters in Vin Diesl and you spell "I End Lives"

Pretty good choice in name there Mark.

>Sup Forums is the living breathing reason why Jews need to change their names
>Sup Forums thinks they're savvy or they've won some sort of victory by finding out that a Jew changed their name

>changing your middle initial to a letter that sounds just slightly different

Wasn't he the villain in On The Waterfront?

what.

Yes, also the detective in The Exorcist.

You need help

they don't have surnames
el means "son of"

I think I'd actually like him if he went by that name

What does "Religion of Peace" mean in their language

Did she change her name to a Jewish name to fool Hollywood producers? I think they might see through that one.

Its way better than Jamie Foxx, I dont get it

holy shit user, that's what i was going to post

Why didn't he come back after season 1?

oh wait I forgot i posted it

I think its safe to stop at grandfather, you dont need to go seven generations back

Jack is a diminutive of John, that barely counts.

you dickhead

That's fucking funny. I do it too

JESSE WE NEED TO COOK