Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do???

fus ro dah

Keep her as my sex slave for the rest of her life.

she can't sit for a month

Turn 360° and walk away

Turn off TV...

kneel before her, kiss her feet and offer her my service

Thank my girlfriend for setting up a threesome with 2 girls. Than have threesome.

start sucking my own dick

Hit the bitch in the jaw for break and entering

Fucking scum

So original

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>newfag

remind her about the restraining order. Craving dick is okay, but she ain't getting more of mine.

Ask for nudes

>Do not break eye contact
>Close laptop
>Hey baby..

Bring in all my black male neighbors with high libido.

Gently bend at the waist.unzip my pants and well I'm not sure after opening my pants what to do.so I'll murder her?

newfag

That's the whitest cum I've ever seen.

Lurk moar.

How the fuck did a feminist end up in my home ?

Honestly I would get a selfie with her, imagine how many likes I would get on Facebook. I can boast to people how I met one of the most famous actors in the world with proof

Hate rape. She may be a dumb cunt of a feminist but that doesn't meant I don't want her crying and begging me to stop under me.

Beat her with a bar of soap in a sock, always wanted to do that to this ugly cunt.

turning 360 degrees means you're facing her again you absolute moron...

Take her to a nice seafood dinner, never call her back.

Submit to her by taking off my clothes, get on my knees and showing her my virgin sissy dicklet

wow is this real? why isn't there a fuss about this? where is this from?

holly shit! just when I needed a laugh.
thank you newfag

Learn how to moonwalk you pansy.

>being this new

As if 99.999999% of women wouldn't think that was creepy and leave

He cant turn his back on her you cock worshiper, you can never trust a feminist.

Nothing cuz she is feminist

>Turn 360° and moonwalk away while grabbing my dick and pointing at her.

>Implying Sup Forums isn't creepy towards girls

BUMPING WITH OTHER SHIT

Your'e on a website that's notorious for posting child pornography are you really surprised by the reply's you see

Damn that was funny

the newfaggotry is real

Rape her right up her feminist butthole without lubrication. Bitch needs to learn women are for fucking and kitchen work

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Thumbtack to the taint

Would Emma be willing to touch a circumcised dick?

She deserved it. Women are incredibly stupid. Sometimes the only way they get sense is if you beat it into them. They're too emotional and illogical otherwise

>Wat do???

This!!

but you would be facing her again you utter pillock

Tell her to GTFO no feminists allowed.
Then I call the cops and ruin her life.

No, she crawls up and starts sucking my dick

you cant really use the cops to ruin a woman's life uness a kid and drugs are involved. only men's

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id see how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy

i agree with you

>celebrity breaks into random guy's house
>she just so happens to be a wanna be politician
Yeah her life would be fucked bruh. Don't you remember that one bitch who kept shoplifting I think it was Winona Ryder.

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Wonder how can I have a bedroom, when I live in a one room flat with another person.

>stop talking to my wifes son

>stutter some autistic shit
>get laughed at
>watch her leave
>make a post on /r9k/ about women being sluts

Have her tell me all about the patriarchy.

Ghost of Elliot Rodger, is that you?

Holy shit that sounds horrible. I live in an apartment with extra rooms I don't really need. Why do you that? Are you poor or something? Or gay? Maybe you're the fuck toy of person you share with

Turn 180° hug her

Yees wuuuuuh

Not even close. I get laid all the time. Pro tip women actually like to be treated like shit. And they love getting dominated and slapped around when getting fucked. I had one bitch tell me to choke her and to keep fucking her even if she passed out. Women truly are retarded

fucking newfag

lurk more

mfw i have like 7 rooms and share nothing with anyone

forever alone though

Pull out .45 and empty it in her. No tolerance for home invaders.

Turn 90° and walk towards her

That last part was one nice theory there, fam(short for family). But it's not true.

That's how student's hostels are around here; there are 2 people for 1 room, 1 small hall, 1 bathroom.
I cannot even fap(slang for masturbation) when he is home and it's pretty bad. But the rent is like $40 for a month so I am good.

Beat the shit out of the feminist cunt she is... Then hate rape her and beat her again... Tell the police she made me do it. Why are you asking btw?

do a double backflip 360° mctwist and get confused whether im walking away or not

So why not create a stable of bitches? Where you "rent" the rooms to females that pay you by letting you fuck them whenever you want? That's what I'm planning on doing

Fuck her, Fuck her right in the pussy. Fuck her for hours, fuck her for days, months and years. Fuck her up, fuck her down, fuck her all around. Fuck her, fuck her, fuck her and oh that reminds me, fuck her

Other than that, I'm up for anything

>Why are you asking btw?
Emma Watson is in my bedroom and I need advice Sup Forums

tell me you have some kind of learning disability user

>I cannot even fap(slang for masturbation) when he is home

Bet you haven't even tried. He might be cool/into it.

Nothing sexual, she'll regret it later and call it rape. Feminists are cancer, kill it now.

he's probably that guy who where taking creepy pics of her in that restaurant right in front of everyone. also someone pls post those pics. i cringe every time

We've known each other for over 9 years now. I think I know him. And even if he wanted, I don't. I like the females.

Blast it with piss

From the internet, friend. :)