Why aren't you bisexual?

Why aren't you bisexual?

cause I'm gay

I am.

ok

cos its gay

Sauce plox

i wish I was bi. I wish I was into beast. I wish I was into furniture. I could keep diamonds up forever.

I can't even find someone to be heterosexual with.

I dont like vagina

I am but mostly like androgynous girls and traps

cus no one cares

/thread

Underrated

this

good, it'd up your chances then

Some people just aren't.
Remember its not a choice who your attracted to.
I don't like guys with beards.

i think i am as a top.

We already have this thread.

I am

cause its gay.

im not a faggot

>Why aren't you bisexual?
>I thought i was.bmp
>WTF AM I Sup Forums

because that would be gay

He knows what's up,

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checked


it would also literally be straight, literally

moar?

1) I am able to get a girl
2) their personalities are better for long term dating in terms of support and understanding
3) they are better in bed and their parts do complement mine well
4) Guys aren't attractive in general, they are hairy, smell worse and put in little effort to their appearance

cos im pansexual

Same shit

Same shit with a retarded Tumblr label.


I'm bi. I haven't done anything with a guy, but I can't say I haven't thought about it.

I wish I was.

the feel

If I could choose, that would be the best choice.
But I simply cannot find a man sexually attractive.

Cause in my experience the only women who are attracted to me I'm not attracted to. So either I'm only unattractive to straight girls or I just have much lower standards in men (probably the second tbh).

But user-kun, I already like cute boys and girls.

...

You fuck kitchenware?

I am, though. As long as the dude is pretty much hairless from the neck down. It's not, necessarily, even a "feminine" thing, I just fucking HATE body hair, on either gender...

Of course it's not like it ultimately matters. I'm socially awkward and a fur-faggot, so no one would want to be with me regardless.

But I *am* bi.

Because that shit's gay.

Oh, but I am

I am...

>I just fucking HATE body hair
>I'm socially awkward and a fur-faggot

A fantasy partner covered in soft fur is not the same as a real partner covered in patches of coarse curly hair.

Imagine your dog covered in pubes instead of fur.

i laffed

Why aren't you fluid-octosexual?

so it's "all or nothing", then, for you?


do you also hate goatees because they aren't full beards?

False equivalence much?

penises are angin, and a strap on is effective

>do you also hate goatees because they aren't full beards?

No, I hate goatees because they're fucking stupid.

Quit being gay, it can put you in hell.

because I'm not fucking gay