Just came back from this. It's very mediocre. Ask anything

Just came back from this. It's very mediocre. Ask anything.

Also
>scientist starts explaining
>president interrupts 'in english please'

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>>scientist starts explaining
>>president interrupts 'in english please'
pls no

How fat is the Disney check?

Does Heebie Kikeburger die?

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Is it patriotic/red-pilled?

I don't want to ask anything the trailer was awful enough.
>replicated their tech in that short time
>cameo of the president saying 4th of july
>fighter planes fighting cybernetic alien body
>shot of jeff goldblum
The original was good because I was 13 then.

>"in english please"
>It aint me starts playing
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Any more?

I cringed in the theatre

Who

It's inclusive as fuck. I dont think they even uttered the words 'america' at all. Also there's some blatant pandering to the Chinese audience

Is the guy at 4 seconds the fucking scientist that died in the original?

What's the China stuff?

>>cameo of the president saying 4th of july
The old president has more than a cameo. He turns from a crazy old lunatic into a professional fighter pilot and he saves the day but dies
>>fighter planes fighting cybernetic alien body
This is the part that i did like because it was so over the top. Cinematography and creature design were top notch

Does it have a scene as cheesy and inspirational as this?
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>Who

Get the fuck out of here.

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Yeah but he only went in a coma for 20 years and conveniently woke up when the plot needed him to

One of the four hero fighter pilots is a perfect chinese girl. Love interest tries to impress her by learning chinese.

>kill off character
>bring him back anyways

He looked pretty fuckin dead to me

They try but fail horribly. Theres a scene where the president is having a dialogue and it kinda awkwardly transforms into a speech because passerby people start listening in. It has no charm or substance as the original

No the old guy still lives. He even gets to take care of some orphaned kids in the end

Let Brent Spiner get some grocery money, huh?

What's up with the wife's son of Will Smith's character?
Did someone call him for his bullshit?

>This is on my veins. It's my legacy
>Dude, he wasn't your real dad.

> ID4 2 commercial
> It Ain't Me starts playing

does the former president live? What does he do in the movie

> take Vietnam War protest song
> crop it to make it about an interstellar war movie

I guess he felt their bond was more than blood or something.

They totally ignored that. Not relevant i guess

So how do they beat the ayylmao?

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SPACE REFUGEES

:^)

They shoot it until it explodes.

The original was good because I ate an eighth of weed about an hour before going in.

Short version
>try to fly inside and blow it up, but fail
>then lure the queen alien in a trap by imitating an allied alien species
>former preseident first blows up her ship
>fighter pilots then shoot her to pieces just before the earth explodes
>once the queen dies the spaceship just fucking takes off

>Also there's some blatant pandering to the Chinese audience
disgusting desu

seriously? they just leave? lame.

What is the deal with the Queen?

In the original it turned out the real ayys were just little guys inside bio armor, is the queen just the same but in a giant bio-armor?

Yes

Nah the queen is like a third the size of her armor. So the armor is skyscraper-sized and the queen inside is still pretty damn huge

Aww, man. Anti-intellectualism in an Roland Emmerich film? Huge deal breaker.

Emmerfaggot.

This reminds me of how the US army sent FDR to the front lines in war torn France to lead the charge against the Nazis and then when he got killed America pulled out and retreated and the handed the planet over to the Axis powers

Kek