DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON

Can he be stopped?

>Ballers (HBO)
>Moana (2016)
>Furious 8 (2017)
>Baywatch (2017)
>Jumanji (2017)
>Doc Savage (2018)
>The Janson Directive (2018)
>Rampage (2018)
>Dark Universe: The Wolfman (2018)
>Shazam (2019)
>San Andreas 2 (2019)
>From the Earth to the Moon (2019)
>Big Trouble in Little China (2019)

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>San Andreas 2 (2019)
What did he mean by that?

He's a likable guy, seeing him be successful makes me happy

New York City floods.

>all shitty remakes/reboots, sequels and capeshit
Oscars watch out!

Can he make a good movie?

>not a single R rated action movie

Will he ever do good movies again?

Iconic. No one defines this generation more than Dwayne.

>Implying he cares about Oscars.

He's mediocre.

He's the Arnie of our generation

maybe if he wasn't black

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So will he ever make anything good? He's almost Eric Roberts-tier

Word on the street is that this dude likes Jimmys to finger his butt.

He is GOAT.

What is this?

Trips confirm he can't

I've been smelling what the rocks been cooking since the 90's and I love it

>Oscars are the measure of a good film
kys

hopefully finally somenmore good movies and less shitty ones

>All those shitty movies

something about arnold passing him the torch. it had nothing to do with the movie itself

>What is this?
read the filename

that's cool

Want to try that one in English, buddy?

Shush...

i hope not

i love watching him. great charisma, his smile is great and makes me want to smile with him, has constantly improved in minor increments over the years.

all in all, look foreward to seeing alot of things from him.

I'm quite honestly glad his acting career finally paid off. I still remember how hard he tried to leave the rock behind.

he will always be the rock

Twas a rookie mistake

Central Intelligence was pretty funny tbph

He's rather large as well

He is gonna win best animated for moana.

He seems like a genuinely good guy, it's almost impossible to have any ill feelings towards him. Glad he's raking in the dough.

>all this pg bullshit

You were the chosen one you cuck

I dunno I haven't had sex with him yet.

He's in a lot of shitty to mediocre movies but as a personality I can't help but like him. He has charisma, it's why he was such a good wrestler.

Can you SMEEEEEEELLLLLLALALALA what the ROCK is Cookin'?

Family friendly version of Arnie which is okay with me.

He's only like 1/4 black I think

ACT.

Why do I look.jacked like the rock but only when I finish working out. I never look that jack or defined like rick is 24/7 how!!!

i want him and tim to do a movie together

>>Big Trouble in Little China (2019)
why

Wikipedia says half samoan and half black but if you look at this father and grandfather, they're definitely not fully black. There's definitely a significant amount of white in there.

Regardless, he's mostly pacific Islander.

It's called pump

I mean at least he's charismatic. There are worse actors that are more prolific.

What's pump?

Your muscles are activated after a workout, so they appear bigger and fuller. That's pump.

>not at least one rated R action movie a year
Next arnie my fucking ass. He's more like nicholas cage just saying yes to everything they offer him

He lives in Florida. It's only a matter of time before he gets shot.
That will stop him.

The people support him.

He's literally OUR GUY.

it will bounce off his mantits, haven't you seen Journey 2?

Sorry Tumblr we were trying to have a discussion without race ethnicity or sex involved, please fuck off

Why dies rock always look jacked then? Like on late night shows and interviews

because he works out all the time.

>ywn get the peoples elbow

Yeah I doubt that, he would get tired and lose his muscles

> san andreas 2 what the actual fuck. San andreas 2 back with a vengeance

Shit no wonder trump is the leading candidate americans are stupid as fuck. Idiocracy became true

to be honest he probably does pull ups or something in the green room before going on.

That and his body fat % is probably really low.

is he the most bro-tier actor in hollywood?

he clearly doesn't lose them

he didn't literally mean "all the time" but the rock does work out an insane amount. he also eats a fuckton because of it, something like 7 full meals a day but like said, the rocks a fucking actor, he knows how to look good. its his job

He is a wrestler not a Hollywood hand picked actor. So yes of course he is the most bro tier. He doesn't fit with the rest of the stars.

if you check out his lifestyle, that nigger is in the gym at 4am everyday. he lives the active dream and maintains a constantly low body fat level. so he always looks good. you can do this if you don't fall into the 1980s era meme of bulk and cut.

he may also pop out some press ups and shit before going on stage, just to get the blood flowing, that's what the 'pump' is. getting your heart rate up and the blood flowing to the muscles in order to make them heat up and swell up due to the blood flow. you don't have to lift weights for an hour to make this happen.

or maybe it's just because he's a big, active fit guy so he always looks impressive.

he's a mass-market entertainer. i don't think he's ever pretended to be anything else.

he's another auhnold, not another welles.

I'm suprised this dyel board appreciates him.

>big trouble in little China

Better be a Kurt Russell cameo and he better be the main character. I would fucking hate a feminist reboot or some shit.

Yes. I guarantee there is not another actor who would be more fun to hang out with.

steroids

He seems like a genuinely nice guy but all of his movies except for the rundown and pain and gain are terrible.

And maybe the scorpion king

The Rock is definitely the protagonist.
But I guarantee you that the movie will play it so safe.

that is cool as fuck.

i thought he was great in get smart.

that was actually a suprisingly good movie. i went in expecting to hate it.

While he hasn't been in necessarily "good" movies as of yet, Faster is his best by far.

it doesn't really work that way.

professional athletes (and the rock started out by playing football to a relatively high level before wrestling) can handle enormous amounts of volume. they train a lot more than three times a week.

i imagine his training age is pretty fucking high.

He's so huge he's technically overweight. Truly the arnold of our time.

>yfw the most electrifying man screams S H A Z A M

He's playing Black Adam my friend.

Black Adam also shouts SHAZAM, it just means different gods.

Adam has to say the word too.

>Black Adam
thats racist

Not doing a good job.

Dwayne action movie repertoire is weak as fuck.

Is he a nigger?

>technically overweight.
only by scales that don't take into account body composition and are therefore idiotic and not worth paying attention to.

ultimately, a really likable guy that knows how to play the middle ground between comedy, action and suspense

>Doc Savage, Man of Bronze

Could be the perfect vehicle. Even though Hercules did not have a great script, Johnson made the spectacle enjoyable to watch and extremely comfy like the original Mysterious Island, and Jason and the Argonauts.

The Rock is black of African descent from via his father.

so a nigger

>I am superior to The Rock.

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loved the laugh at the end

>Jumanji (2017)
Okay.

>Shazam (2019)
Wut?

>Big Trouble in Little China (2019)
Oh, goddammit.

holy shit!

4U

Oh, I just realized that's the comic book called "Shazam". I thought they were remaking that Shaq movie where he's a genie called "Kazaam". My bad,

He was doomed from the start.

Arnold made movies before PG-13 was a thing.

PG-13 essentially neutered action movies.

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Am i a nigger if my mom is black and my dad is white?

>entire cartridge is shown flying

Man everyone looked more natty back then

It's only because they were fatter

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Yeah i guess you're right the rock is way bigger now though

>The Rock never even lost his sunglasses on The Rock Bottom!