Walks up to you

>Walks up to you
>Grabs your dick
>"Woah, you're a big boy aren't you?"

WHAT DO YOU DO?

Lying whore

fuck her slime hole

Blow my rape whistle

Do dubs lie?

Being the gentleman I am, obviously destroy her asshole.

...

Sorry, I don't fuck traps.

No...

I close my eyes and hope it's Natalie Portman instead.

"for you"

Too fucking bad, you get keira knightley instead

That's sexual assault.
I call the police and pursue legal action against her.

BREAK her

I would have a lot of trouble believing her because I am practically a girl when flaccid

>lay my 10inch dick across her forehead
>still have room to spare
>laugh
>walk away

you too

>FOR YOU

Get an incredibly toothy blowjob.

Duh, I fuck her!

Hey, I'll take it.

In that mouth though, oooh the cum on her toungue would look so sexy

This

>that's assault ma'am and i will press charges

"wait till you see my dad's"

...

Use my benus to smeel her boipussy

I got really mad when this girl slapped my ass once. Reading this didn't get me mad like at all. Hmmm

Kek