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I'm a nigger.

I shoved a crucifix up my ass while I jacked off.

I am white and hate niggers!

Im in love with my neighbours girlfreind and my neighbour has threatened me and told her to block me on everything and stop speaking to her and 5 days after not speak to shes starts speaking to me agian i just hope she feels the same way about me

My 51 year old Aunt and I(28) have been secretly having sex with each other for almost 2 years now.

The whole side of her family hates me because I ducked over her son, but she goes out and gets drunk occasionally and stops by my house and we fuck for an hour or so.

Sometimes she just comes over with no underwear on and has me eat her out then she leaves. Sometimes she has me come out to her car and she'll blow me then she leaves. Sometimes we just fuck.

She has a boyfriend but he's fat as fuck and can't get it up because of his blood pressure medicine or whatever. She takes care of his two kids all day and works and when she unwinds and gets drunk she drives to my house I'm only a 10 minute drive away.

I fucking love it.

I hit my boss with a vehicle today.

moms car fingered me in the back of my friend

why would u fuck a 51 y/o? is she hot?

I have a girlfriend but I want to try getting fucked in the ass, pic related

I'm in a sexless marriage and fucking hate it cause I love sex but don't want to break up due to having kids and I want to see them grow up so I don't miss anything and they have a father figure in their life but having pitty
sex once a month cause she feels she needs to is killing me.
I secretly have a whole online persona which I use to chat to women on dating sites and kik/sc etc and he developed a thing for having women watch me while I play with my cock and cum for them.
Also have 2 women would I could meet if I had the nerve but family values makes me a fucking bata

More vent than a secret.

I don't know what it is about her, but she is such a hard girl to read. Nothing she does is typical, some stuff leans one way, and other stuff, yet another way.

I just wish that I can get closure out of her. A simple, "Yes, I am interested" or a "No, I only see you as a friend"

In fact, she never even used the word "Friend" with me, at all. But she seems to be kinda wanting to open up with me at times. But when ever she starts, she closes up again

So what is it? Is she interested? or is she not interested?

Have her go to town with a strap on?

Well she's my Aunt and it's kind of hot. She raised me from when I was a kid. I lived with her for years.

Every time we drink together since I was 16 we flirted. She used to walk around the house in the morning after she woke up with no bra on and catch me staring at her tits.

She's not that hot anymore but when she was in her prime she was a solid 8.5/10.

She doesn't look or act her age but she has PERFECT large C cup tits with perfect nipples and excellent legs.

She is a freak. She does everything sexually. Everything. She's very dominant in the bedroom but also will submit and do whatever I say when I get her Cumming a lot.

Best sex I've ever had.

are you me

Agreed best feeling ever

I can only fap to girls I know/have known. It gets pretty boring. Here's a girl I know just for fun.

My cousin went to NC State! Decent ass btw I'd fuck your boi pussi.

Why not try asking your gf to peg you first tho?

you should fuck where you can but don't be a retard, lowkey as possible

Jesus dude, does this stop you from having/getting a relationship? Or do you just rely on her for the sex in your life? Are you not worried about anyone finding out

nice dubs.

Lets see...

>drink 2 glasses of red wine every night to assist in sleeping
>fap to gay blowjob porn when str8 pron gets boring
>I have ad sex with 75+ women but have never been tested... I once got a bladder infection and might of had chlamydia but instead of getting tested I just opted for the one pill antibiotic route
>occasionally go on craigslist and answer adds about men who want to give stgr8 boys blowjobs and get them from them.

I think that's it....

I might have accidentally lost a donor heart I was supposed to deliver today.

Are you in the same position?

Same as earlier probably just a vent.

I'm wasting my youth years.
I'm in UK College and I could be fucking girls but is there a point doing it now?
Should I fuck as many as I can now just to say I did because I was young or look for something serious?
Most girls I could easily get are 5-7.5/10

I am an atheist who secretly rapes the Holy Spirit every night

I have my dick out right now.

I'm a panty thief.

I cummed in my sister last night.

greentext plz.

I fucked my married cousin many times. Her cuck husband encouraged me. Was a weird summer.

I have a girlfriend currently. We don't live together so she never finds out. And my aunt respects our relationship enough to never break us up or anything.

I never worry about being.caught. There is an innocence to her visiting me and noone questions it. But right now she hides visiting me because everyone on her.side of the family hates me right.now. I screwed her son/mom over.

It adds a hotness to it all. Especially when she uses me.

I'm nearly 30, live at home, have no gf, no social life, no job or money. All I have is 1 tb of porn.

Lol, low key... I have created a catfish with several women interested and used my real face in case I want to meet but tried to be as careful as possible so shit does not trace back to me.
I'm even on a UK swinging site but just not took that final step.
All I do is swap pics/vids or have phone sex etc.

story time? share pic of sister

>live at home

where else would you live retard?

I meant I live with my parents. Fuck you buddy.

cuck him user

that alone could probably fuck it up if caught, you might as well try one day. If one day your wife takes the kids out somewhere go and fuck some random woman

I finally got things working in my life. I went from living in a trailer park with my mom to having a a house, new job, stable girlfriend, and saving money.

I'm always terrified I'm going to be arrested for stuff I did a while ago. It's always like, I wake up thinking, is this the day I disappoint my whole family?

im to smart for my friends

How did you screw her son/mom over? and why is she okay with it? greentext?

What did you do?

I perform regularly at a bar downtown as a solo blues musician. None of my friends or anyone at uni knows this and I rather keep it that way because I pour my heart out and often perform crying...

i fucked my boss's wife

Congrats on turning 16

kinda same here. are you virgin? I am and it feels more real if i fap to girls i know i could have had a chance with but didnt bother becuase fuck me

almost. I don't cum for women on cam, I get them to cum for me.

there are 3 girls who want to be with me who I have to keep at a distance and an additional 3-4 who'd be down for fucking.

I kilt Donald Trump and replaced him with an albino Mexican lookalike.

Something stupid.

thats one hell of a porn folder. travel the world with little to no money mate

I get them to cum as well, chick love watching a guy shoot his load.
Would you fuck of of the women if you think you could get away with it

Nope. Not exactly a lady killer or anything but lost it a long time ago. Not much rhyme or reason to the girls I fap to (some I've been with, most not) although I try to avoid ones I almost got with but didnt because of my idoitcy. It just leaves me feeling shitty afterwards.

Ever since I was a child, I've always created long and intricate songs, poems, and nicknames for people. Most of the time it's people I know, but other times it's people I don't know.

Over the years, many of these people have evolved into full on characters and the made up inside jokes and names all reference each other to a degree where it's like another language.

It's pretty weird. Now that I live alone I do it all the time. I sing them in my car. It's odd.

...such as?

>Was a weird summer.
you couldn't have finished that comment any better user

Chill user, I have done a lot of stupid shit when I was young and nothing has happened so far.

I'm afraid that my secretly hates me, or doesn't like me. That we will never get to the point where we truly love eachother. Like when I kiss her nose to wake her up, or text her when I miss her she secretly hates it and only puts up with it because she feels bad for me, or because she's gonna break up with me.

I've had deep seeded trust issues since I was a kid, I guess I've never gotten over it.

A rent/money situation. I'm not going into huge detail about it but I lost my job while living with them and got stuck between a rock and a hard place and abandoned ship. So I owe a few hundred bucks.

It didn't affect her personally so she doesn't care that much she just has to be on their side about it. No big deal.

Around the world in 80 autistic spaghetti dropping incidents? Not really my thing.

where's the faggot that committed the whitechapel murders? he dead?

you got one hell of a creative mind. you should channel it into something. Maybe write a book or draw or art or something?

i use gay hook up sites to live out my fantasy of fucking someone in the ass roughly, i can also deepthroat like the best of them

Yeah, I mean, you download thumbnails

I enjoy Boku No Pico.

yep. come pretty close to doing it a few times.

>80 autistic spaghetti dropping incidents
what

I was a cartoonist for a while. Now that I have cash i might buy some cartooning software and start animating this.

I once dumped my girlfriend right after I blew my load onto her face. I then proceeded to kick her out of my house and order a takeaway.

Although usually referring to an Italian meal made of noodles with sauce, spaghetti can be used as a form of slang to mean an embarrassing act, general awkwardness or faux pas. If one commits such an act, it is called "dropping" spaghetti.
Guy 1: "Yo dude, check out Tad creepin' on that girl."
Guy 2: "That's all kinds of spaghetti."

i may or may not frequent

nice, got anything you can show?

I once chucked a pellet of uranium off of the Empire State building.

I'm going through a depression, and its hitting me harder than ever. None of my friends nor my family know. I don't bother anymore talking to people about that.

I'm trapped in a good job after successfully graduating first of my class. And I'm not even happy in this job, and I know I won't be able to find another job more meanigful than this one..

Oh, and I'm also a kissless virgin, but only because I have such a bad image of myself than I always think that I have no chance.

So yeah. I'm not happy at all. And I don't even know what to do anymore..

He's been caught, obviously.

Not on this computer. Maybe I can record one of my... things for you.

Even worse, some ass mod on gamer ghazi uses it, it reminds me of the goon so I downloaded it. Haven't fojnd the original since.

I tried getting into that show. Couldnt do it. Perhaps I should be grateful.

thats the thing, it doesnt matter a rat's shit if you do stupid shit if you are travelling. nothing matters to be honest but if i were you i'd rather look back at my life having done stuff rather than sit at home on Sup Forums.. not trying to judge you, just thinking out loud I guess

What's the job? There must be some social occasions that come from work? No girls there you like?

mines too secret to type on a computer. it might be keylogged.

I have a weird fetish for women who are slightly overweight.
I want to stop having it.

When I was very young, I was kind of a large child from my grandmother abusively overfeeding me whenever she was left to look after me, and at some point, my dad took me into the bathroom while my mom was asleep, and anally raped me while also fat shaming me. (I don't know what the deal with that was. I guess my weight was a kink of his.)

I repressed the memory almost immediately. (I don't know how that's possible. Maybe drugs were involved.) I still don't remember it to this day. I know it happened, though, because there's evidence, and I can feel it in my psyche, this dark void, like a miles-deep crater, where slimy things lurk that I can never be allowed to see.

I now suffer from repetition compulsion. (Look it up.) Ever since that day, way back when I was maybe 5 or 6 years old, I've been subconsciously repeating my traumatic experience over and over again. In my artwork. In my speech patterns and social behaviors. In my fetishes. In the way I write, the way I eat, the way I think. Even in the way I dream. Nightmares, the same nightmares, over and over again, for so many years. Little differences, worse every time, as if growing into a big, open gash.

That's why I'm a gainer now. I'm pretty active on Grommr and YouTube, constantly stuffing myself to get fatter and looking for hot guys who might like to be my feeder. They all think I'm doing this because it's sexual. And I am. But it's not JUST sexual. There's so much sinister about it. There's so much inside me, oozing from my every pore and begging to come out. No one I know can ever know I'm trying to gain, and no one who loves to watch me gain can ever know the real reasons I do it. I'm so full of shame and hatred. It's constantly pushing me back down whenever I try to stand up. I pretty much just want to die, but I'm too much of a pussy to try it.

Been living like this my entire life, except I don't have a good job or graduated from anything. I just reached a point where I didn't care anymore. It was the most liberating thing that ever happened to me. Life isn't too bad. Just me, my dog, and a good joint rolled up.

I work in IT, software architect to be precise. And the only girls I see are colleagues, so it might not be a good idea to try anything..

I get that, and I have tried to do things beyond wasting time on here. I used to party every weekend and did plenty of drugs, met lots of people etc. Travelled to the US a few times. Even tried being normal and having a regular job and gf. All of it just leads back to me on my own with nothing.

Shut up fat ass.

I never break up with girls. If I don't really like her any more, Instead I tell her I love her and will feel closer to her if she did some other stuff form me. And I start asking her to do increasingly disgusting and demeaning sexual things.

Some of them break up with me immediately, but most of them do some sick stuff before I escalate to something too much for them.

Got some of them to flash their boobs in public. Had a threesome (though it wasn't as good as I hoped). Took one to a peep show and suck off two strangers while I fucked her from behind. The best was I got a girl to let me pee on her face a few times. She fnally broke up with me when I asked her to blow the dog while I videotape her.

>slightly overweight.
Give example pls.

The solution seems to be to lose weight, fatty.

I had a threesome with my sister and my friend

Get some therapy and go on a diet.

you should be greatful
because i cant get out

When I'm fucking a girl I can't cum unless there is 70s rock music playing. I may have been molested as a kid (back in the 80s) and don't remember it.

Sure, but if you become friends with them they're bound to have female friends.

Why the fuck would I lose weight. My weight is protecting me. I'm untouchable now. I'm conquering my demons. The more I gain, the more I'm fucking rubbing it in my dad's face.

I doubt you're a nigger.

You're lucky

>Be young me, around 10 years old
>Hang out with friends in old abandoned junk yard
>Make clubhouse/fort in old cement roller
>Love this fucking place
>We go there everyday after school to build more onto our fort
>One day a man comes and says he likes our work
>Man takes special interest in me
>He says I should come at a time when no one else is there and he will help me build
>Dumbass me listens to him
>There are more men there, all people I knew from the community
>These bastards beat me in my own clubhouse
>Could barely move, I remember my eyes wouldn't open and I could taste blood
>My clothes are ripped off
>All of them took turns
>This happens multiple times with them threatening to harm family and friends if I tell

>Fast forward to when I finally tell my best friend at age 17
>Nothing can be done to these men because stupid legal bullshit
>Plan revenge
>Something seriously wrong with my mental state at this point
>I know somethings wrong but I don't care
>Exact revenge
>Mental state deteriorates
>Mother and stepfather put me in mental facility and have me take happy pills

>The Confession

I thoroughly enjoyed my actions and revenge plot
Can only find excitement from such actions now
Have I become that which I most feared?
Love the feeling of getting into trouble and plan bigger and bigger things
Only reason I don't act is out of some thin veil of fake morality
Not sure if I'm still a human and just sick, or if I've become a monster inside
Everyday is a struggle between good and evil, light and dark
Honestly, I want to do the things I consider evil

>I'm conquering my demons.
No dumbass you're doing the opposite.

sorry but that's fucking hillarious

You said your weight was part of your dad's kink. Get thin and fit, and it's the ultimate way of rubbing it in.