Welcome to the test to join the Andromeda initiative, my name is Jien Garson, the founder of this unprecedent mission...

Welcome to the test to join the Andromeda initiative, my name is Jien Garson, the founder of this unprecedent mission. We are recruiting the best humanity has to offer and we know not everyone can become part of this voyage but those who do could come from anywhere, even from Sup Forums. You'll be tested to become a part of the crew, you can roll, but make no mistake this is a one way trip.

>Singles - Rejected
>Doubles - Part of the crew as expendable, you will travel with us but you won't go out of the ship until we find a new home, that could take decades.
>Trips - Part of the pathfinder's crew, you will travel with us and once we arrive to Andromeda, you can go out with the pathfinder to investigate new worlds.
>Quads - You become a pathfinder, you'll be assigned a crew, weapons, classified data, biotics, transport and everything you'll need for doing your work: find a new home.
>Quints and more - You wake up on Earth, those numbers are a dream.

Begin your journey.

highly homosexual

OK but... I didn't ask for this...

I don't like your attitude.

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faggots

Here we come, space niggers.

Roll

this is it boys

Sledge the Hammer ready for action!

Bioware better not mess this up.

>hopefully I'll be a big part of the plan

Social democracy reporting in.

A small part for you.

Rolling for something new

rawl

rollll

Llor

Llorer

better trueborn

Bringing the Lord to the heathen Galaxy

I brought the weed!

I'm that religious faggot from Contact; here to destroy the mission. Ka-Boom

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Operation deus vult
We shall claim the holy planets.

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heh, look at all these dubless newfags

Check this out

*unsheathes digits*

Casual.

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I want to go

salut !

I NEED A HERO!

Take me

(OP)

yo

I hope we have a dentist onboard...

What's the difference between singles and quints then

to the stars!

I'm gonna find this fucker and kick his ass!

I'm too tard

god of stare

hep hep hep hep hep hep hep

Rolling

no nop nop nop nop nop nop

roll

doom

quince

Fly me as far as Jupiter and drop me in the great red spot.

>Singles - Rejected
How does my relationship status affect my capabilities performing at this job?
Fucking idiots

Rolling for ships doctor

*notices digits* OwO what's this?

trump will win

gay from your cooperation for sale at school

Roll

go high or go home

Roll

rampage

At least dub me dear kek.

RAOOL

Fuckin rolo

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Sign me up captain faggot